Creative Uses for 40k Wargear.

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**Talizvar**

Summer Applications (Notice Marines have this covered):

Digital Weapon: Bottle Opener

Krak Grenade: For a really tough bottle.

Thunderhammer: Beercan crusher.

Meltabomb: Charcoal BBQ lighter (would just barely work).

Flamer: Korn roaster (I mean "corn")

Auspex: To find their ride after the beer...

Servo-Arm: flipper for BBQ

Chapter Banner: Sunshade

Jump Pack: Epic sack racing

SM backpack vents: Swimsuit dryer

Power Fist: Epic arm wrestling

Sniper Rifle: Party food supplement device.

**TheDraconicLord**

dementedwombat wrote:
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markerlights make great laser pointers at presentations (just don't accidentally launch a seeker missile at the projector)
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Accidentally... sure

**kingleir**

Umm. Need to save your change? Squiggy bank.

**TheAngrySquig**

Assault cannon to aerate your lawn

**OnlyWar**

Two words: vibro cannon

**curran12**

Hand flamer - cigarette lighter

**Silentspy22**

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**OnlyWar**

Vermin problems? two words: virus bombs...

**Helston**

Perhaps a spell familiar to entertain you on a boring day?

Or perhaps a Blastmaster to liven up a dull party?

**Overlord Thraka**

Boomguns make excellent fireworks

**Flinty**

Spots before a party? Unsightly facial hair? Blocked nose? Try a Vortex Grenade (patentpendingtermsandocnditionsapplylimitedtimeofferwhereavailablenorefunds) and cure all your personal hygene problems in one go.

**Blackhair Duckshape**

Marks of Khorne/Nurgle on football players work just as well as performance enhancing drugs, minus all the media outrage.

Veils of Darkness are great at speeding up your daily commute.

Gauss Flayers make good glow sticks.

**Sir Samuel Buca**

Powersword? Don't you mean toaster knife?
Kids bored of the same old watergun fights? Try an all new Imperial Guard issue laser tag set.
And that's not a Vindicator, it's my new snow plough.

**TheAngrySquig**

A powerfist acts as an arm-wrestling enhancer

**Psienesis**

The Harlequin's Kiss certainly makes waiting in line at the store go by much faster. It's an excellent motivational device.

**TheAngrySquig**

Lock your keys in your car? A servo-arm can get em out

**Savageconvoy**

Got a mosquito problem, but can't hit them because you need 6's?
Icarus Lascannon.

**Accipiter**

Note:
Some one thought my earlier post was spam and almost got my account deleted,

so I will include explanations in spoiler tags.

Want to change the channel but can't find your remote?
Watch something random on TV right now with the Zappmote!!

Caution: unsafe around pets

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Need a tune up and don't trust your mechanic?
Take your car to Big Mek's wagon shop.
He'll retune and rebuild your truck so well you wont recognize it.

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Looking forward to a hot summer? He has a power tool that can make your car into a convertible in just a few passes, or one swing when used by the boss.

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If you're looking for a new ride, he has an assortment of mid 90s GM/Buicks and Hondas from the last decade.

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