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"Apothecary Steve's Abortion Claw. Quick and discreet, for when you really need last night's geneseed removed before even the Emperor himself find out."

HA!

Can it remove this nasty stain these Emperor's Children left in my fortress of living flesh?

 Shadowbrand wrote:
HA!

Can it remove this nasty stain these Emperor's Children left in my fortress of living flesh?

For that, you need the Cleaner of Penitence. It's somewhere between a pipe cleaner and a cheese grater.

Oh, Cheesegraters.

I used one of those on the nipples of a captured Eldar and she screamed like a hamster in a blender.

Horrible and loved...chicken wings. The king of deep fried food. French fries and deep fried pickles bow to the humbling chicken wing, he accepts their praise and lo, he swan dives into the hot sauce, only to emerge a near-omnipotent being.

Also, it's best not to listen to me at 3:30am...

Tobacco. I regularly enjoy hookah, pipe, cigars, and the occasional cigarette.

Alcohol isn't bad for me, otherwise I'd include that too.

Haribo.

No kidding - I love the bloody things.

Also, M & S Collin the Caterpillar - chewy cola flavoured caterpillar shapes - awesome.

purplefood wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
and southern sweet tea (not that crap you yanks and Brits drink )

You are dead to me.

Don't blame me that you guys don't put enough sugar in it. If it doesn't have a kick from how sweet it is, you made it wrong.

Shadowbrand wrote:Booze. From beer to Whiskey, Moonshine and Everclear whichever the difference is. Liver failure is likely going to be my fate. If being fat doesn't kill me.

Isn't Everclear like 190 proof or something? I've heard some crazy stuff about it. As in, it'll kill you in 3 shots kind of crazy.

timetowaste85 wrote:Horrible and loved...chicken wings. The king of deep fried food. French fries and deep fried pickles bow to the humbling chicken wing, he accepts their praise and lo, he swan dives into the hot sauce, only to emerge a near-omnipotent being.

Also, it's best not to listen to me at 3:30am...

This guy, this guy gets it.

I have a serious chicken wing addiction as well.

Mmm... Also, onion rings.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

Isn't Everclear like 190 proof or something? I've heard some crazy stuff about it. As in, it'll kill you in 3 shots kind of crazy.

Yep, 95% ABV. It's just shy of pure ethanol. Fun stuff!

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

Isn't Everclear like 190 proof or something? I've heard some crazy stuff about it. As in, it'll kill you in 3 shots kind of crazy.

Yep, 95% ABV. It's just shy of pure ethanol. Fun stuff!

So what happens if you smoke after a shot? Do you just turn into a living molotov cocktail or something?

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

Isn't Everclear like 190 proof or something? I've heard some crazy stuff about it. As in, it'll kill you in 3 shots kind of crazy.

Yep, 95% ABV. It's just shy of pure ethanol. Fun stuff!

So what happens if you smoke after a shot? Do you just turn into a living molotov cocktail or something?

Ever divide by zero? It's like that.

You'd breathe fire.

It burns. Quite harshly.

Good taste in beer Sarpedon Hobgoblin is nice!

Mine is probably tea, I drink a lot at home, and a lot at work, and have done for years.

Also, the pastry van that comes by my office every morning; it's so damn tasty, and it stops right outside my window!

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

purplefood wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
and southern sweet tea (not that crap you yanks and Brits drink )

You are dead to me.

Don't blame me that you guys don't put enough sugar in it. If it doesn't have a kick from how sweet it is, you made it wrong.

You are a barbarian...

baagaakingu & Makudonarudo

Short of procrastination, not much.

 sarpedons-right-hand wrote:
Simples...



Don't judge me, it's more addictive than Heroin

And..



They brew that stuff in the town I live in...It's awesome.

I'm really fond of Hobgoblin at the moment. I have yet to try their King Goblin version, but it looks like a slightly stronger brew.
Also, Iron Maiden's first ale 'Trooper' is holding down a regular spot on my beer shelf.

 d-usa wrote:
Dakka Off-Topic...

 RossDas wrote:


Also, Iron Maiden's first ale 'Trooper' is holding down a regular spot on my beer shelf.

Where are you getting that? I've been wanting to try that since I heard of it, but haven't seen it anywhere...

 Aerethan wrote:

 Ouze wrote:
In addition to Kronk, threads about abortion, guns, representations of women in gaming, and female space marines.

So fan art of a super busty female space marine holding 2 bolt pistols walking in to an abortion clinic is the holy grail of Dakka OT?

The caption would need to say 'needs more cowbell'.

For me its bacon
Pig is by far the tastiest quadruped.

Tibbsy wrote:

 RossDas wrote:


Also, Iron Maiden's first ale 'Trooper' is holding down a regular spot on my beer shelf.

Where are you getting that? I've been wanting to try that since I heard of it, but haven't seen it anywhere...

I think Morrisons supermarkets are the only place that sell it. Turns out the local brewer that makes it has had to triple production in order to meet demand; could be the best business decision they'll ever make!

 RossDas wrote:

Tibbsy wrote:

 RossDas wrote:


Also, Iron Maiden's first ale 'Trooper' is holding down a regular spot on my beer shelf.

Where are you getting that? I've been wanting to try that since I heard of it, but haven't seen it anywhere...

I think Morrisons supermarkets are the only place that sell it. Turns out the local brewer that makes it has had to triple production in order to meet demand; could be the best business decision they'll ever make!

Morrisons eh?

I know where my next shopping trip is heading!

Anything with sugar in it, massive chocolate fan and I go nuts for fried chicken, actually eating KFC as I view this page now funnily enough.

Cake...

Just cake, not any specific cake, so long as it's a ckae designed and produced specifically for human consumption I find it almost impossible to resist a cake, seriously, doesn't matter if I've just eaten a full-course banquet, if you offer me a slice of lemon drizzle or a bakewell tart with a coffee/tea I won't refuse...

Combined with my somewhat disproportionately flat feet, short legs and excessive toe hair, I have come to the conclusion that I am about 80% hobbit.

Bakewell tart FTW...Have you ever tried bakewell pudding?
I had some last time I went to bakewell...its fantastic.

I had bakewell tart milkshake once. There is no way that was good for me.
Jammy Dodger milkshake is also good.

Thinking about it - I'm adding milkshakes to my list next to bacon.
But not bacon milkshakes.

Mechwarrior online. Cant stop playing it
Also Sugar. One day im going to overdose on sugary crap.
And caffine.

KFC.

I love popcorn chicken. Hell i'd start killing family members for a large, freshly cooked bucket of the little blighters with a large side of potato & gravy. The only downside to KFC is it just slays my liver. All that oil and fat and greese just destroys me.

Giiiirrrrrls, and wargaming. They are both bad for me in a lot of ways, but a 'good' bad.

I don't drink soda, juice, alcohol, I don't smoke, or eat junk, because I work out every day and a healthy lifestyle is my number 1 priority in life. Combine a well-developed body with clean-cut Mediterranean looks and youth, and I'm very active with the opposite sex. Last night, for example, was pretty nuts and I expect lots of drama incoming shortly since both girls have boyfriends. I never get into a situation I know I won't win though, I sized the guys up beforehand and I decided they don't intimidate me at all due to their sizes and inability to keep eye contact. They are weak in multiple ways. /internettoughguy

Wargaming is a vice because I spend a lot of money on it, and it physically takes up a lot of space. I'm slowly but surely running out of space to store it in my hobby room, and soon I may need to completely re-arrange furniture and such to efficiently keep it all under control. The thing is, I feel that I need every single thing I have, none of it is useless to me and it all brings me so much joy to use and paint and build and just stare at!

I would say energy drinks, but the more I think about it I'd say bartering. I absolutely love navigating through a conversation in order to get a good deal, can't explain why. My friends for the most part have relegated me to the role of trader.

So I'm sort of like the rogue skill monkey of the group.