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Im not kidding, This happened to my mom. She was living in a highend neighborhood in hawaii. Walks out of the apartment complex. BOOM outcomes a guy wielding a machete and slashes her chest open

That's why you also have a sword or baseball bat handy.

And really, if someone is on you before you opened your safe it probably wouldn't have made a lick of difference if the gun was in a safe or in the dresser.

Which is why my night time gun lives under my pillow! Or snuggled up with me. I just can't sleep well without it.

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Which is why my night time gun lives under my pillow! Or snuggled up with me. I just can't sleep well without it.

Pillow gun--three hundred thread count, three hundred dead count.

There has been an alarming increase of diamond mining going on in my neighborhood.

Damn kids and their games...

 d-usa wrote:
There has been an alarming increase of diamond mining going on in my neighborhood.

Damn kids and their games...

Its not the diamond, its the darn creeper farms. Too much TNT being manufactured for it to be a good thing.

I know you can get a stick in Minecraft.

But can you get a tactical stick?

Haha now that I like

But no, in my neighbourhood im the one whom has cornered the TNT production.
What? Lads gotta have his defences