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**JamesGang**

Granted, you and Matthew both get to be transgendered and trans specied people and we all love you!

I wish that thread necro brilliant guy would come redo that great story again.

**sing your life**

Granted, he redos it as a rewrite of 50 shades that turns it from a pile of gak to the most romantic and erotic novel ever written.

I wish Mitt Romney had won the 2012 election.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted, but "unfortunately" had an "accident" at work, and was forced to "retire".

I wish that I was served in a burger. With no sauce.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you were served food in a burger establishment and had the option to decline sauce with your order.

I wish my arm wasn't broken.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Your arm wasn't broken.

I wish I hadn't planted a bomb in the hill.

**Sgt_Smudge**

Granted. However, the mole infestation in the hill revolts and torches your house to the ground.

I wish that I had da booty.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you get all da booty you could ever want.

I wish my stomach wasn't upset.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Your stomach is now not upset.

I wish my shirt wasn't inside out.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you put it on the right way and made sure the tag was on the inside and on your back.

I wish this thread would go away.

**Matthew**

Granted, a NEW one appears!

I wish Monty Python dies.

**JamesGang**

Granted, the skit is the funniest ever and they continue to make us all laugh.

I wish I had a napkin

**Matthew**

Granted, you... get a napkin?

I wish I had a bigger bed.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted, it is very big.

I wish for a GW interchangeable set.

**JamesGang**

Granted, it's the most interchangeable set you only ever need to buy one box to play all games GW produces. This causes GW to focus on making their games brilliant!

I wish my lab work will come back cancer free.

**sing your life**

Granted since there's nothing directly wrong with you lab work coming back cancer free.

I wish more people would post on this thread thinking it's the same the Corrupt A Wish thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They do.

I wish the Sanguine Strike Company was still here.

**sing your life**

Granted. They all decided to become pacifists and open up a cake shop.

I wish to fail all my exams.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You fail all your exams .

I wish to get something.

**sing your life**

Granted, that something is complete satisfaction in life and freedom from want.

I wish to get lost in space.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Nobody finds you.

I wish for no pain when my braces come off today.

**sing your life**

Granted because they isn't much wrong with feeling no pain when your braces come off.

I wish Leeds and Bradford would get nuked.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They do.

I wish for dinner.

**sing your life**

Alright, I'm giving up here.

**KaptinBadrukk**

No wish. You die a hilariously funny death.

I wish sing your life did not give up.

**sing your life**

Garnted, I didn't.

I wish to fall off my bike again.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You fall off your bike.

I wish for alone time from 10-4 tommorow.

**sing your life**

HERE'S NECRO!!!!!

Granted, you get alone time and no-one bothers you.

I wish my OCD was even worse than it is right now.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but in the midst of one of your obsessive fits you discover a cure to a deadly disease.

I wish the rumors pointed to "Age of the Emperor" being an actual thing.

**sing your life**

Granted, it turns out to be a great ruleset for both tournaments and casuals.

I wish for my parents to catch me masturbating to hardcore pornography.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You get in trouble for it.

I wish for someone to gift me with DCM status.