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**sing your life**

OOC: Are you trolling or do you really have no idea that that this thread isn't a straight copy of the corrupt a wish thread?

**War Kitten**

OOC: I'll get it going again.

I wish my friend would run me over with a golf-cart again.

**sing your life**

Granted, he pays you $1,000,000 dollars in compensation.

I wish HBO would kill off more fan favorite GOT characters.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they are replaced with even better characters that the fans love even more than the old ones.

I wish that my car would break down

**sing your life**

Granted, your insurance firms gets you a better replacement.

I wish Donald Trump would be elected president.

**War Kitten**

Granted, he turns out to be the greatest president the USA has ever seen, with his reforms fixing all the issues in the country.

I wish that my college workload was even tougher.

**sing your life**

Granted, but then you are suddenly Deus Ex Machined into the new Einstein and blitz through it.

I wish for Jar Jar to be in the next Star Wars film.

**War Kitten**

Granted, he is made into an interesting and deep character who captures the hearts of all the fans.

I wish the next Star Wars film wouldn't come out for 4 years.

**sing your life**

Granted, Disney spend that time making sure it's the best films of the entire franchise.

I wish for more 70s rock stars to die of cancer.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but before they go they all release new albums that you absolutely love.

I wish I had to get my tonsils taken out

**sing your life**

Granted, they were full of tumors.

I wish my face would explode.

**War Kitten**

Granted, you get to be the first person who ever receives a full face transplant. Beyond looking gorgeous, you become super famous for being the first in a ground-breaking new treatment.

I wish the roads around my campus would become even worse.

**sing your life**

Granted, effective teleportation is invented making roads obsolete.

I wish Americans were even stupider than they already are.

**War Kitten**

Granted, we become so idiotic we reach a critical mass of stupidity and then we all become geniuses.

I wish the British would be even crueler towards us Americans

**sing your life**

Granted, we are doing for your own good.

I wish Mojang would confirm they will not add official modding support for Minecraft.

**War Kitten**

They do so, and then reveal in a surprise move that they instead added a bunch of new features that make you forget you ever wanted modding support.

**sing your life**

No wish. You gain to power to release a horde of fish to slap anyone you don't like.

I wish to step on a nail.

**War Kitten**

Granted, when you do you suddenly receive divine inspiration for a new invention, which makes you tons of money

I wish I would continue to forget making wishes in this thread

**sing your life**

Granted, but this is an inversion of the wish corruption thread, so good things happen to in-game when you don't make a wish.

I wish the mods would delete this sub-forum.

**Nerak**

Granted. Through your hatred over it's removal you come across another poster online who turns out to be a beautifull girl gamer and united in your rage you meet, end up getting married and live happily ever after.

I wish people would be more hatefull

**sing your life**

Granted, they are only hateful to people who deserve it.

I wish to be set on fire.

**snurl**

Granted. Your soul is on fire with new passions of creativity.

I wish to not win the lottery.

**sing your life**

Granted, but winning the lottery would have no you relentlessly stalked by paparazzi, so you don't really miss out.

I wish for ISIS to get a nuke.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but they only manage to nuke themselves.

I wish The water crisis in Michigan would continue

**sing your life**

Granted, the lead reacts with the water to create a new compound with has a lot of health benefits.

I iwish Privateer Press would cease distribution of their products outside America.

**War Kitten**

Granted, they do, but only because they needed time to build several more production facilities all across the globe.

I wish to be struck by lightning

**sing your life**

Granted, the shock cures your heart condition.

I wish everyone was forced to speak in really bad rhymes.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but speaking in bad rhymes leads to several new and promising poets receiving inspiration for their next great works

I wish that my ceiling fan would break off of my ceiling

**snurl**

Granted. It breaks away and reveals a stash of hidden money.

I wish it would stop snowing.

**sing your life**

Granted, all the snow was blocking the roads and grinding public services to a halt.

I wish was suddenly aged 80 years overnight.