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Decrepit Dakkanaut






" Yo Mamma so ugly.." *crushed by Nork Deddog for talking about his mamma*

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Yo Momma soooo fat she was reclassified as a Gargantuan Creature.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Yo Chapta Masta so stank Nurgle told him to get the feth out.


 
   
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Yo Mamma so fat, she woke the Necrons up.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Yo mama so stank that the smell kills Necrons.

 
   
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Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Yo warboss so weak, grots pimp slapped him and took his lunch money.


 
   
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Great Maw and it was sated.

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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Iron_Captain wrote:
Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Great Maw and it was sated.


Yo mamma so rank, it got food poisoning.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Yo Mamma So big she retitled BBW as Big Bloated and Wide making Nurgle go cry in the corner

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

Yo mama so fat, she makes Nurgle sick.

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Yo mama so fat, she couldn't even fit in a tesseract labyrinth.


They/them

 
   
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Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Yo Kabalites so freaky Slaanesh called Chris Hansen on them.


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Your Mama so fat she's the reason why there are no China Buffet in the Imperium of Man

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
Made in gb
Drakhun





Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.

DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
 
   
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Boosting Black Templar Biker




Croatia

 welshhoppo wrote:
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.

OH YEAH? YO MUMMA SOFAT AND DUMB SHE THOUGHT HEAVY SUPPORT MEANT SHE'D GET MORE BENEFITS!!

AFTER A THOUSAND EXAMS ONE ONLY SEES FAILURE!
2000

2500 
   
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Hallowed Canoness





Yo mamma so fat, the magos biologis declared she was the great devourer!

"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 
   
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Revving Ravenwing Biker




New York City

Yo momma so big that the Imperium of Man colonized her and classified her as a forge world.

I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Yo momma's so fat, she thought heavy support was her bra-size.

Yo momma's so fat, she considers KFC impassable terrain.

Yo momma's so fat, she thought 'damage rolls' meant the part of her butt that takes out pedestrians.

Yo momma's so fat, she thought re-rolls meant her chin.

Yo momma's so fat, she started playing apocalypse just 'coz she heard there were pie plates.

Yo momma's so fat, she spent her whole 2000 points on ass.


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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.
.

Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds

 
   
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 Overlord Thraka wrote:
 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.
.

Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds


Oh yeah? Well YO MAMMA so heavy, she knocked the moon out of orbit when she sat down.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds


Well... Yo momma is so fat and dense, even light gets trapped in her fat folds.




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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Yo Mamma so fat that when she deep strikes everything on the table and the table itself rolls for scatter

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Big Fat Gospel of Menoth





The other side of the internet

You mama so high priced she made 'o' finecast

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

RAGE

Be sure to use logic! Avoid fallacies whenever possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies 
   
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Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Yo Battle Sister so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.


 
   
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Revving Ravenwing Biker




New York City

Yo Ogryn so ugly, he got on the cover of Playork magazines.

I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. 
   
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






Yo mama so fat, she squatted the Squats when she sat down

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Your Mama so fat she made the Maelstrom a version Placid Lake

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Deva Functionary




Home

Yo momma so ill typhus offer her a cough drop.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

[PURGATUS]

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