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" Yo Mamma so ugly.." *crushed by Nork Deddog for talking about his mamma*

Yo Momma soooo fat she was reclassified as a Gargantuan Creature.

Yo Chapta Masta so stank Nurgle told him to get the feth out.

Yo Mamma so fat, she woke the Necrons up.

Yo mama so stank that the smell kills Necrons.

Yo warboss so weak, grots pimp slapped him and took his lunch money.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Great Maw and it was sated.

 Iron_Captain wrote:
Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Great Maw and it was sated.

Yo mamma so rank, it got food poisoning.

Yo Mamma So big she retitled BBW as Big Bloated and Wide making Nurgle go cry in the corner

Yo mama so fat, she makes Nurgle sick.

Yo mama so fat, she couldn't even fit in a tesseract labyrinth.

Yo Kabalites so freaky Slaanesh called Chris Hansen on them.

Your Mama so fat she's the reason why there are no China Buffet in the Imperium of Man

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.

 welshhoppo wrote:
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.

OH YEAH? YO MUMMA SOFAT AND DUMB SHE THOUGHT HEAVY SUPPORT MEANT SHE'D GET MORE BENEFITS!!

Yo mamma so fat, the magos biologis declared she was the great devourer!

Yo momma so big that the Imperium of Man colonized her and classified her as a forge world.

Yo momma's so fat, she thought heavy support was her bra-size.

Yo momma's so fat, she considers KFC impassable terrain.

Yo momma's so fat, she thought 'damage rolls' meant the part of her butt that takes out pedestrians.

Yo momma's so fat, she thought re-rolls meant her chin.

Yo momma's so fat, she started playing apocalypse just 'coz she heard there were pie plates.

Yo momma's so fat, she spent her whole 2000 points on ass.

Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.

 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.

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Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds

 Overlord Thraka wrote:

 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.

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Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds

Oh yeah? Well YO MAMMA so heavy, she knocked the moon out of orbit when she sat down.

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds

Well... Yo momma is so fat and dense, even light gets trapped in her fat folds.

Yo Mamma so fat that when she deep strikes everything on the table and the table itself rolls for scatter

You mama so high priced she made 'o' finecast

Yo Battle Sister so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo Ogryn so ugly, he got on the cover of Playork magazines.

Yo mama so fat, she squatted the Squats when she sat down

Your Mama so fat she made the Maelstrom a version Placid Lake

Yo momma so ill typhus offer her a cough drop.

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