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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 04:45:43
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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" Yo Mamma so ugly.." *crushed by Nork Deddog for talking about his mamma*
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 05:04:18
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Yo Momma soooo fat she was reclassified as a Gargantuan Creature.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 06:38:26
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Yo Chapta Masta so stank Nurgle told him to get the feth out.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 12:02:30
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Yo Mamma so fat, she woke the Necrons up.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 16:31:12
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Yo mama so stank that the smell kills Necrons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 17:28:24
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Yo warboss so weak, grots pimp slapped him and took his lunch money.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 19:12:15
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Great Maw and it was sated.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 19:15:39
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo mamma so rank, it got food poisoning.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 19:17:34
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yo Mamma So big she retitled BBW as Big Bloated and Wide making Nurgle go cry in the corner
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 19:52:43
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Yo mama so fat, she makes Nurgle sick.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 20:50:37
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo mama so fat, she couldn't even fit in a tesseract labyrinth.
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They/them
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 22:12:13
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Yo Kabalites so freaky Slaanesh called Chris Hansen on them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 22:16:32
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your Mama so fat she's the reason why there are no China Buffet in the Imperium of Man
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 22:30:22
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Drakhun
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Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/28 23:41:46
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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welshhoppo wrote:Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.
OH YEAH? YO MUMMA SOFAT AND DUMB SHE THOUGHT HEAVY SUPPORT MEANT SHE'D GET MORE BENEFITS!!
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AFTER A THOUSAND EXAMS ONE ONLY SEES FAILURE!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 00:31:09
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hallowed Canoness
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Yo mamma so fat, the magos biologis declared she was the great devourer!
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 01:10:56
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
New York City
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Yo momma so big that the Imperium of Man colonized her and classified her as a forge world.
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 02:32:41
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yo momma's so fat, she thought heavy support was her bra-size. Yo momma's so fat, she considers KFC impassable terrain. Yo momma's so fat, she thought 'damage rolls' meant the part of her butt that takes out pedestrians. Yo momma's so fat, she thought re-rolls meant her chin. Yo momma's so fat, she started playing apocalypse just 'coz she heard there were pie plates. Yo momma's so fat, she spent her whole 2000 points on ass.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 02:47:48
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo mamma so fat, she lost a Reaver Battle Titan in her fat folds.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 04:08:46
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Yo Mamma so fat she lost EMPEROR Titan in fat folds
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 04:16:34
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Oh yeah? Well YO MAMMA so heavy, she knocked the moon out of orbit when she sat down.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 05:08:37
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well... Yo momma is so fat and dense, even light gets trapped in her fat folds.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/01/29 05:11:03
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 06:22:12
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yo Mamma so fat that when she deep strikes everything on the table and the table itself rolls for scatter
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 06:30:51
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Big Fat Gospel of Menoth
The other side of the internet
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You mama so high priced she made 'o' finecast
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RAGE
Be sure to use logic! Avoid fallacies whenever possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 11:20:50
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Yo Battle Sister so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 13:44:44
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
New York City
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Yo Ogryn so ugly, he got on the cover of Playork magazines.
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 19:38:36
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Yo mama so fat, she squatted the Squats when she sat down
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/29 21:21:50
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your Mama so fat she made the Maelstrom a version Placid Lake
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 00:02:17
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Deva Functionary
Home
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Yo momma so ill typhus offer her a cough drop.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/01/30 03:41:52
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/20 23:58:03
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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