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2015/01/27 21:26:14
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DOESN'T FIT IN A FORCE ORGANISATION CHART
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2015/01/27 21:30:06
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Yo Mama So fat, she takes up a Capitol Imperialis for transport.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2015/01/27 21:34:22
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Your momma so fat she uses Exterminatus to remove unsightly blemishes
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2015/01/27 21:45:47
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Yo mama so fat the Great Unclean Ones mistook her for their papa.
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2015/01/27 21:53:33
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Yo mama so nasty, she caused the Fall of the Eldar when she farted.
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2015/01/27 22:04:55
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo mamma so nasty, even Papa Nurgle went "Nope!".
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2015/01/28 00:15:08
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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YO MAMA SO NASTY, SLAANESH SAID "Not tonight, love, i've a nasty headache!"
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 daedalus wrote:
I mean, it's Dakka. I thought snide arguments from emotion were what we did here.
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2015/01/28 00:29:15
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Yo mama so fat a stompas metal skirt wouldn't fit
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2015/01/28 00:50:12
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Drakhun
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Yo mamma so stupid, she high fived an inquisitor with a powerfist.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2015/01/28 01:05:32
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Lady of the Lake
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Yo momma so dumb she let you make this thread. 
Yo momma so fat not even Creed can hide her.
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2015/01/28 01:07:57
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Tunneling Trygon
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Yo momma so fat, the Tyranids got to her biomass and were sated
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 Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2015/01/28 01:10:27
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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She so fat, there were leftovers.
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2015/01/28 01:14:13
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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She so nasty, the Tyranids went extinct after consuming her.
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2015/01/28 01:14:47
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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Yo mama so fat when the emperor tried to eat her psychic soul he had to have a triple bypass!!!!
"guardsmen pyle tells the commissar a joke"
Yo mama so fat she.. (head explodes)
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2015/01/28 01:17:01
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Lady of the Lake
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Your Commissar is so hideously disfigured than he was executed as a worshiper of nurgle and the regiment cleared of taint in the Emperor's name with holy promethium.
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2015/01/28 01:19:17
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
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Yo Momma so fat she can provide a cover save for a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2015/01/28 01:26:29
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Yo momma sucked mo' bodies dry than the Emperor.
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2015/01/28 01:31:59
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo momma so fat, she can sit Papa Nurgle on her knee.
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2015/01/28 01:37:50
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Yo momma so ugly she made the Eye of Terror flinch.
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2015/01/28 01:54:56
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Yo mamma so nasty, the Tyranids came to this galaxy because they were fleeing from her.
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2015/01/28 02:29:50
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Yo momma is so fat she can't fit through the Eye of Terror
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2015/01/28 02:30:45
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Yo mama so fat Creed cant do nothing with her
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2015/01/28 02:38:54
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Yo mama so dumb she made orks look like they had EMPRAH level IQ
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2015/01/28 02:42:36
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Yo mama so nasty that Draigo burned down her garden by mistake!
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2015/01/28 02:46:26
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This thread is doomed, like every other yo mama thread.
So sorry...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/01/28 03:58:24
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?
Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.
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2015/01/28 04:00:48
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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yo momma so nasty nurgle tells her to bathe.
yo momma so dumb, orks make fun of her
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are you going to keep talking about it, or do something already? |
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2015/01/28 04:12:29
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 Breotan wrote:Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?
Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.
As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended. You are marginalizing a group of people and belittling their culture.
The mother who birthed you should feel insulted. I will make sure of that.
Yo Mama so Girthy the tau Rail gun aint got enuf AP to get thru!
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2015/01/28 04:24:13
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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 Swastakowey wrote: Breotan wrote:Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?
Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.
As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended.
Yo Kommisar so stupid when his men tried to desert, he shot himself as an example to the others.
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2015/01/28 04:27:12
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Breotan wrote: Swastakowey wrote: Breotan wrote:Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?
Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.
As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended.
Yo Kommisar so stupid when his men tried to desert, he shot himself as an example to the others.
Thats dedication mate,
You mama so fat when you look at your ogre army you think of yo mama
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