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Made in fr
Hardened Veteran Guardsman




France

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DOESN'T FIT IN A FORCE ORGANISATION CHART
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Yo Mama So fat, she takes up a Capitol Imperialis for transport.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
Made in us
Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions






Your momma so fat she uses Exterminatus to remove unsightly blemishes

 
   
Made in us
Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Yo mama so fat the Great Unclean Ones mistook her for their papa.

   
Made in nl
Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






Yo mama so nasty, she caused the Fall of the Eldar when she farted.

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Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Yo mamma so nasty, even Papa Nurgle went "Nope!".

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Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





YO MAMA SO NASTY, SLAANESH SAID "Not tonight, love, i've a nasty headache!"

 daedalus wrote:

I mean, it's Dakka. I thought snide arguments from emotion were what we did here.


 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Yo mama so fat a stompas metal skirt wouldn't fit

 
   
Made in gb
Drakhun





Yo mamma so stupid, she high fived an inquisitor with a powerfist.

DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
 
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Yo momma so dumb she let you make this thread.

Yo momma so fat not even Creed can hide her.

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Made in us
Tunneling Trygon





Bradley Beach, NJ

Yo momma so fat, the Tyranids got to her biomass and were sated

Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Squidmanlolz wrote:
Yo momma so fat, the Tyranids got to her biomass and were sated


She so fat, there were leftovers.
   
Made in nl
Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
 Squidmanlolz wrote:
Yo momma so fat, the Tyranids got to her biomass and were sated


She so fat, there were leftovers.

She so nasty, the Tyranids went extinct after consuming her.

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Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





oz

Yo mama so fat when the emperor tried to eat her psychic soul he had to have a triple bypass!!!!

"guardsmen pyle tells the commissar a joke"
Yo mama so fat she.. (head explodes)
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Your Commissar is so hideously disfigured than he was executed as a worshiper of nurgle and the regiment cleared of taint in the Emperor's name with holy promethium.

   
Made in us
Ragin' Ork Dreadnought




Monarchy of TBD

Yo Momma so fat she can provide a cover save for a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.

 
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Yo momma sucked mo' bodies dry than the Emperor.

   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Yo momma so fat, she can sit Papa Nurgle on her knee.
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Yo momma so ugly she made the Eye of Terror flinch.

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Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Yo mamma so nasty, the Tyranids came to this galaxy because they were fleeing from her.
   
Made in us
Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions






Yo momma is so fat she can't fit through the Eye of Terror

 
   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

Yo mama so fat Creed cant do nothing with her
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Yo mama so dumb she made orks look like they had EMPRAH level IQ

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Made in us
Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh





Norwalk, Connecticut

Yo mama so nasty that Draigo burned down her garden by mistake!

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.


Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

This thread is doomed, like every other yo mama thread.

So sorry...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?

Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.






 
   
Made in us
Water-Caste Negotiator




orem, Utah

yo momma so nasty nurgle tells her to bathe.

yo momma so dumb, orks make fun of her

are you going to keep talking about it, or do something already? 
   
Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

 Breotan wrote:
Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?

Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.







As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended. You are marginalizing a group of people and belittling their culture.

The mother who birthed you should feel insulted. I will make sure of that.

Yo Mama so Girthy the tau Rail gun aint got enuf AP to get thru!
   
Made in us
Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

 Swastakowey wrote:
 Breotan wrote:
Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?

Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.

As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended.

Yo Kommisar so stupid when his men tried to desert, he shot himself as an example to the others.

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Made in nz
Heroic Senior Officer




New Zealand

 Breotan wrote:
 Swastakowey wrote:
 Breotan wrote:
Shouldn't this be "Yo Emporah!" jokes?

Yo Emporah so dead, when he wants to spin in his grave, they have to take him to the laundromat and toss him in the dryer.

As an Imperial Guard player this is too far and I am offended.

Yo Kommisar so stupid when his men tried to desert, he shot himself as an example to the others.



Thats dedication mate,

You mama so fat when you look at your ogre army you think of yo mama
   
 
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