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2015/01/30 04:06:11
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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 Verviedi wrote:Yo mamma so
*Looks at Laemos' avatar*
You mamma so ugly
*Laemos' avatar stares into my soul*
You mamma s
*Laemos' avatar shakes it's head*
Feth it.
Its like gazing into the eyes of Tzeentch himself.
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2015/01/30 07:01:20
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote: Verviedi wrote:Yo mamma so
*Looks at Laemos' avatar*
You mamma so ugly
*Laemos' avatar stares into my soul*
You mamma s
*Laemos' avatar shakes it's head*
Feth it.
Its like gazing into the eyes of Tzeentch himself.
Spidercat, Spidercat, Does whatever a Spidercat does.
Yo mama so fat, even Creed can't hide her.
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2015/01/30 07:56:56
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Shadow Captain Edithae wrote: Verviedi wrote:Yo mamma so
*Looks at Laemos' avatar*
You mamma so ugly
*Laemos' avatar stares into my soul*
You mamma s
*Laemos' avatar shakes it's head*
Feth it.
Its like gazing into the eyes of Tzeentch himself.
Yo Steam Tank so... so... many... eyes...
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2015/01/30 08:06:09
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yo momma's so fat, last time she left Terra the Blood Angels fired a boarding torpedo at her...
They code-named her: "Sin of Damn! Yo mommas fat!!"
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2015/01/30 16:24:09
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Yo Mama so fat Terminators were deployed to clear the Space Hulk.
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2015/01/30 17:51:00
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Did you think of that by yourself? 
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2015/01/31 00:54:23
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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Nah. The Blood Angels one above made me think of it XD
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2015/01/31 04:08:33
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
New York City
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Oh  , no way! 
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. |
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23159/12/01 07:50:18
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Yo momma so fat she lost an ARK MECHANICUS in her fat folds
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Yo momma so stupid not even Tzeentch can manipulate her
Yo momma so ugly Titus would rather kiss NEMUROTH than her
Yo momma so fat she accidentally ate Baal because she thought it was an appeal
Yo momma so fat she eats more than the Great Devourer
Yo momma so fat the Eldar call her the Greater Devourer
Yo momma so stoopid That she thought thor used a Thunder Hammer
Yo momma so ugly not even Slaanesh wanted to screw her
Yo momma so nasty not even the Dark Elder want to touch her
Yo momma so gross even Meg pukes when she sees her
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/01/31 07:58:56
To quote a fictional character... "Let's make this fun!"
 Tactical_Spam wrote:There was a story in the SM omnibus where a single kroot killed 2-3 marines then ate their gene seed and became a Kroot-startes.
We must all join the Kroot-startes... |
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2015/01/31 09:09:38
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Big Fat Gospel of Menoth
The other side of the internet
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Yo mama so old and fat she ate a C'tan
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
RAGE
Be sure to use logic! Avoid fallacies whenever possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies |
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2015/01/31 09:10:21
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
Oz
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Yo mama so fat she makes the laughing god cry.
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2015/01/31 09:55:44
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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You MaMa so nasty Nurgle made a cure for her.
You MaMA so fat when she feel into the warp it turned into materium.
You MaMa so ugly the eye of terror didn't stare back.
You MaMa so hideous not even Angron would hit that.
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A Dark Angel fell on a watcher in the Dark Shroud silently chanted Vengance on the Fallen Angels to never be Unforgiven |
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2015/01/31 10:38:12
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Yo Mamma so nasty, any planet she visits is classified as a death world.
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Yo Mamma so fat, when she enters the warp she gets stuck.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2015/01/31 13:28:49
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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 welshhoppo wrote:Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the black rage was a film staring Wesley Snipes.
WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR PICTURE
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2015/01/31 18:53:17
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Drakhun
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WHAT IS UP WITH YOURS?
I like Llamas, and one day they'll rule the world.
Yo mama so fat, when she walks she thunderstomps the table.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2015/01/31 23:37:54
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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yo mama so dumb she shook hands with a terminator.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2015/02/01 00:36:31
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Yo llama so fat, it can be ridden by Dreadnoughts.
Wait.... I think I got distracted.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2015/02/01 03:41:05
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Why is llama written with double l? It is written with single l in most languages.
Yo llama so fat, the Andes Mountains are actually pimples on its back.
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2015/02/01 04:19:57
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Because english is a horrible, horrible language.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/02/01 06:29:05
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Drakhun
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The scientific name of the Llama is lama glama.
Yo momma so stupid, she spells llama lama.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2015/02/01 09:34:44
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Llamageddon?
I like this 
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2015/02/01 19:32:06
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Deva Functionary
Home
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Yo momma so stank she made nurgle sick.
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2015/02/02 18:40:20
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yo mama so weak, she can't hold a boltgun right
Yo mama so old, she was the first space marine ever
Yo mama so short, she can't fit into a suit of power armour
Yo mama so ugly, even the Great Unclean One fears her.
Yo mama so unhealthy, she was killed while becoming a space marine
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2015/02/03 17:01:45
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Yo mama so fat, she can't fit into terminator armour!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/02/04 08:36:07
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Yo Chapta Masta so fat, they shoved a rocket up his arse and made him the Battle Barge.
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2015/02/04 13:08:08
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Drakhun
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Yo mamma so fat, when the hive mind devoured her it got indigestion.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2015/02/04 13:17:42
Subject: Re:yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your momma so ugly even Ghazghkull Thraka wouldn't tap that
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2015/02/04 14:36:39
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/02/04 18:29:13
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/02/05 09:23:44
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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You MaMa so rancid Nurgle drips out of her
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A Dark Angel fell on a watcher in the Dark Shroud silently chanted Vengance on the Fallen Angels to never be Unforgiven |
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2015/02/09 18:42:16
Subject: yo mama jokes ? YO MAMA JOKES ! warhammer 40k / fantasy style
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Here are some regular ones I've been sitting on for quite some time.
Yo Mama so fat her bellybutton arrives home 15 minutes before she does
Yo mama so fat her weight is on the Richter scale
Yo mama so old her first christmas was the first christmas
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath and all the water jumped out of the tub.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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~2800 points 