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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord






Oh that reminds me of an unbound list my friend wanted to run:

Nothing but Deathstrikes.

Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!


Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.


When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. 
   
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RogueSangre





The Cockatrice Malediction

Fluffy Iron Warriors. 1 warpsmith, a bunker and nothing but vengeance weapon batteries. On second thought, forget the warpsmith.
   
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






Nothing but Cyclops demolition vehicles loaded in Vendettas.
Yes, my army fights by kicking exploding tanks out of aircraft...


Aeri wrote:
I once played an all Footsoldier Tau list, so only Firewarrios, Pathfinders and Kroot, as HQ an Ethereal and a Fireblade.
Was a lot of fun and I actually won.

I would LOVE to see an all Kroot list some day with Great Gnarlocs, Riders etc. etc.

Forgeworld actually used to make all that. Unfortenately it all went the way of the Squats not so long ago.

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Nasty Nob






Just Weirdboyz. Not for demon summoning, just for casting Ork psychic powers. That's a lot of teleyportin' and power vomit.


My P&M blog: Cleatus, the Scratch-building Mekboy
Successful Swap Trades: 6 
   
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Morphing Obliterator






 Swampmist wrote:
 MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
It was Kriswall and it went something like this:

Fleshtearer Detachment

1 Techmarine (cheapest HQ)

1 bare minimum tactical squad + 1 Drop Pod

6 Fast Attack Drop Pods

repeat ad nausem until you fill up your points. This is the cheapest way (even counting Champions of Fenris) to stack the gak out of drop pods.

EDIT: I also challenged him to a match if he ever visits Canada against my spore list. Two hilarious lists against eachother.


Again, TOWERS FOR THE DEFENSE GOD! WALLS FOR THE MAZE THRONE!
Why not go all-Sabre-Def-Platforms here? you can fit 45 of them in a regular 1850 points list.

Playing mostly Necromunda and Battletech, Malifaux is awesome too! 
   
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Been Around the Block




Salamander dreadnought list all just marching up the board
Bray'arth Ashmantle
Dreadnought with assault cannon heavy flamer
Venerable dreadnought with twin linked autocannons, heavy flamer
Ironclad dreadnought with heavy flamer, 2x hk missile, assault launchers
Siege dreadnought
Mark V Mortis dreadnought with dual twin linked autocannons
Chaplain dreadnought with twin linked lascannon heavy flamer
Contemptor dreadnought with graviton gun heavy conversion beamer
Relic Leviathan dreadnought with 3 hk missiles, leviathan storm cannon
   
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine





24 weirdboyz, all taking malefic, with enough boyz to give them ML3. 72 dice!

If you want to go bound, Do 16 or so in 8 CADs with Grots.

Either way, you'll be creating some Tzeench hearalds on turn 1, then let the daemons pour out.
   
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Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

Tyrannocytes.
X 30 in a 2250 list (maybe for the other thread).
5 DS each.

450 str5 shots

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
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Tough Traitorous Guardsman




London, England

i have a dozen squads of cultists. Operation Human Shield.

www.leadmess.com - my painting and modelling blog! 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





If you can come back on and leave on the same turn with the Piranha formation, then I'd want to play nothing but that so I can double the points of my army each turn, and attempt to cover the whole field in drones... I mean the whole table not just a large amount of it... I mean that is 92 drones produced a turn at 1850 points.

I'll pluck you like a flower.

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Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

T2, blow them off the table each turn no?

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets






With 1850 you can bring 4 cads with 57 warbuggies...that's a parking lot of speed freekz blasting and WaaaghING the whole way to the other side of the table, just try to stop my oil dripping tide!

"dont put all yer boyz in one trukk" "umless its dredds, then take as much uf those as possible"

geargutz interpretation of the 'umies "eggs in one basket" 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

geargutz wrote:
With 1850 you can bring 4 cads with 57 warbuggies...that's a parking lot of speed freekz blasting and WaaaghING the whole way to the other side of the table, just try to stop my oil dripping tide!

What a day! What a lovely day!
I was thinking maybe an army made up of nothing but Assassins. Like 4 Execution Force formations. That might be cool!

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
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 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
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Been Around the Block




 ZergSmasher wrote:
geargutz wrote:
With 1850 you can bring 4 cads with 57 warbuggies...that's a parking lot of speed freekz blasting and WaaaghING the whole way to the other side of the table, just try to stop my oil dripping tide!

What a day! What a lovely day!
I was thinking maybe an army made up of nothing but Assassins. Like 4 Execution Force formations. That might be cool!


I think (not sure, I don't play them often) all the assassins are unique.
   
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Material for Haemonculus Experiments




Unbound Dark Eldar, all Raiders with Shock Prows. That upgrade lets them Tank Shock and Ram, counting as AV14 while doing so.

Time for a supersonic demolition derby and massive abuse of the Crunch rule. Beep beep.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Gulf Breeze Florida

Just a sea of Possessed Marines. As many 20 man squads with the FNP banner as I could cram into 2k


 
   
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Imperial Guard:

Company Command Squad:
+2x Grenade Launchers
+1 Mortar Team

Infantry Platoon:
PCS
+2x Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team

PlS
+1 Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team

PlS
+1 Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team


Infantry Platoon:
PCS
+2x Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team

PlS
+1 Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team

PlS
+1 Grenade Launcher
+1 Mortar Team

Heavy Support:
Wyvern Squadron
3x Wyverns

Wyvern Squadron
3x Wyverns

Wyvern Squadron
3x Wyverns

Yeeeeees eat our small blast templates! EAT ALL OF OUR SMALL BLAST TEMPLATES!

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

I've already played a list with all the gundrones I've got


bonbaonbardlements 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




My Tempestus Scion army the Psian Dryad 10th

2 Tempestus Scion command squad (4 plasma and 4 Hot shot volley guns)

4 Tempustus Scion squad (2 plasma, 2 hot shot volley gun, 2 meltagun, 2 flamers)

6 Taurox (Taurox Rocket Launcher and Autocannon)
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





One time my friends and I played a game in which we built each others lists with the intent of making them as bad as possible.

The poor tau player played an army of etherials, shield drones, and weaponless crisis suits.
   
 
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