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Yes this post is somewhat whimsical and probably belongs in a more general discussion forum.
Nevertheless i maintain that this is a proposed set of (house/alternative) rules and thus demands the attention of the legislatively minded.
Obviously younger gamers must be excluded, over 18s, come right in.

So...

Shots downed each turn for the number of objectives more than you that your opponents hold?
A forfeit for failing a morale check?
Rolling 6 on the vehicle damage table surely deserves a Jaeger to accompany the scattering of burning debris?
Deep Strike Mishap strawpedo?
Death of a HQ tequilla slammer?
The list of possibilities is endless.
Or i could just get a life and go to the pub?
Let us know what you think!

WT

WildeThing wrote:
Rolling 6 on the vehicle damage table surely deserves a Jaeger Bomb to accompany the scattering of burning debris?

Fixed for you
But yes, for those games where there is something to celebrate, i think this is a magical and wonderbrilliant idea

I think it was littleboyblues that posted before about a battle report where they had rules for drinking during it.

The battle report is found here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/259735.page

Had a look at that battle report, it looked both terrible and beautiful at the same time. Like a cross between 'when bears attack' and the Star Wars Cantina.
New idea: mixing special 40k drinks for the event.

Consider for example:

Cadian Blood
2 shots Rum
1 shot Baileys
Cranberry Juice

Shurikan Shooter
Vodka
WKD Blue

Aquilla Slammer
Err, Tequilla!

Mars Pattern quadvod, Melta (Jaeger) bomb, Adeptus Arsestartes...

The Possibilities are endless.

WT

Best Idea ever, a friend of mine is haveing a party soon im gunna try this.

you want 40k drinks?

heres all of them

The Emperor's Will
Equal parts vodka and apple juice, shaken and chilled. Garnish with a chunk of fresh ginger.

Nurgle's Rot
1 measure of lime cordial, 1 measure of southern comfort, 6 measures of lemonade. Drizzle at least 1 measure of Bailey's on top for curdled, boogery appearance. Do not stir.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Bloody Mary in a very large glass without celery. Optional - add 1 measure of drippings from rare hamburger.

Just as Planned
Cuervo Margarita with an extra shot of Blue Curaco, frozen.

Imperial Guardsman
Near Beer

Prometheum
Tequila and Habanero hot sauce

The Greater Good
Club soda (designated drivers; serving the greater good in the greatest way...)

WAAAAAAAAGH!
1 shot of goddamn everything in a very big frosty mug.

The Warp
Espresso, Vodka, and Vicodin.

Ulthwe's Tears
1 measure Tia Maria, 1 measure Creme de Cacao, 1 shot Espresso, topped with double cream.

The Dreadnaught
6 shots Jack Daniels, 4 shots Jim Beam, 3 shots Crown Royal, 2 shots Jim Walker. "EVEN IN DEATH (hic), I'M STILL DRUNK!"

The Green Tide
Glass of leftover green beer from St. Patrick's day with 2 shots of bourbon.

The Monolith
2 shots gin, 1 shot lime juice, 1 shot vermouth

The Inquisition
10 ounces of bourbon, 2 ounces of orange juice, 2 ounces of grenadine

The Bolter Bitch
1 shot amaretto, 1 shot vodka, Add cranberry juice to taste (4-6 ounces). Pour 1 shot cola over top.


Angry Eldar1 shot white rum, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot gin, 1 shot gold tequila. Pour into glass of iced Fresca.

Melta Bomb
3 shots Midori Melon liqueur, 1 shot DeKuyper Sour Apple, 1 shot rum, 1 shot sweet and sour.

Gets Hot!
Shot of everclear, lit on fire. Drink without extinguishing.

Slaaneshi Whore
(all measures are EXACT. You should obsess over this drink as you make it.) 4 oz of citrus fruit flavored schnapps, 4 oz creme de menthe, 4 oz sprite OR 2 oz club soda and 2 oz citrus juice of choice, 4 oz Everclear, insert long handled spoon, lightly drizzle godiva chocolate liquor on top, stir SLOWLY exactly 4 times, making a spiral pattern with the liquor, CAREFULLY remove the spoon, garnish 1 sprig of mint with exactly 4 leaves in the center of the spiral. consume. Repeat until it's perfect, or your liver fails.

The Chaos Spawn
Pour one jigger each of vodka, whiskey, and orange bitters into a glass. Ask bartender to add a shot of "something else" into the mix - do not specify what.

Genestealer surprise
1oz. Peach Schnapps, 1 tsp. Bailey's Irish Cream, 2 drops Grenadine, 1 tsp. Black Opalline Liquor, Heat until it's right at your pain tolerance, Drink quickly.

The Hammerhead
2 shots Absynthe, 1 shot Creme de Menth

Deep Strike
2 shots Jägermeister, 2 shots Cinnamon Schnapps.

Face Eater Squig
1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tabasco sauce, Rimmed glass with Jagged Sea Salt to get the Toothy Look

Red Ones go Fasta
4 ounces Red Bull, 1 ounce cheap Red Wine, 1/4 ounce Red Cherry Liqueur and 4 ounces johnny walker red blended in ice with 5 ounces of Fanta red.

Properly orky version: Beer with red paint.

WildeThing wrote:Yes this post is somewhat whimsical and probably belongs in a more general discussion forum.
Nevertheless i maintain that this is a proposed set of (house/alternative) rules and thus demands the attention of the legislatively minded.
Obviously younger gamers must be excluded, over 18s, come right in.

So...

Shots downed each turn for the number of objectives more than you that your opponents hold?
A forfeit for failing a morale check?
Rolling 6 on the vehicle damage table surely deserves a Jaeger to accompany the scattering of burning debris?
Deep Strike Mishap strawpedo?
Death of a HQ tequilla slammer?
The list of possibilities is endless.
Or i could just get a life and go to the pub?
Let us know what you think!

WT

We played it as dice-modifiers and quickly became too intoxicated to play. It went something like this:


Every finished beer bottle becomes impassable terrain and is placed on the table by the drinker.

In order to "activate" a unit for the turn, you must take a sip of your beverage of choice.

In order to pass a failed morale check, you take a shot.

Every time you give up a killpoint, you take a shot.



My opponent was having fun in the kitchen sink by himself 2 turns into the game. Now we just play "Drink-At-Your-Liesure-hammer" and it's a lot more fun.

So basically the rules for your game were:

1- Get drunk
2- Play Warhammer
3- Break Models
4- Cry yourself to sleep

=p The second option of "Drink-At-Your-Leisure-hammer" is much better, but less fun =p

Oshova

No models were harmed in the making of that trainwreck.

You see that's what I would worry about. Well and if I played my Dark Eldar, I would worry about my own personal health. Got to love the spikeyness =p

Oshova

Grey Templar I am humbled!

There is definitely a good drinking game to be made here but if i am honest...

-No drinking game will beat Beer Pong
-Warhammer is best enjoyed without such forfiets, leisurely drinking wins out
-i would definatly just advocate a nice joint myself (in case i have broken some rule i mean a joint of beef )

Thanks for your ideas though i may yet attempt this

WT

PS Oshava i would advise the use of gloves at all times when handling any dark eldar

I know some guys that play "Beer Hulk".. not too certain of the rules but I understand Space Hulk is involved.

you sure it doesn't involve some fat guy and seeing how much beer he can down?

No it includes filling some with Stella, then poking them until they go in a Stell-induced fury, turn in the Stella Hulk and end up getting the army chasing them down =p

Oshova

WildeThing wrote:Grey Templar I am humbled!

There is definitely a good drinking game to be made here but if i am honest...

-No drinking game will beat QUARTERS

Fix'd

I never understood why people need drinking games to drink, although this sounds like it could be hilarious, with some designated model movers of course.

Heres what actions you do will require what drink

Grey Templar wrote:

The Emperor's Will
Equal parts vodka and apple juice, shaken and chilled. Garnish with a chunk of fresh ginger.

Drink one of these every time your SMs use Combat Tactics

Nurgle's Rot
1 measure of lime cordial, 1 measure of southern comfort, 6 measures of lemonade. Drizzle at least 1 measure of Bailey's on top for curdled, boogery appearance. Do not stir.

Drink one of these every time one of your sorcerors casts Nurgles Rot

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Bloody Mary in a very large glass without celery. Optional - add 1 measure of drippings from rare hamburger.

if using Karn, You must drink one of these every time he kills a Model

Imperial Guardsman
Near Beer

Drink one every time you issue and Order to a IG unit

Prometheum
Tequila and Habanero hot sauce

Drink one every time you use a weapon that uses a Template

The Greater Good
Club soda (designated drivers; serving the greater good in the greatest way...)

this is for the Designated movers

WAAAAAAAAGH!
1 shot of goddamn everything in a very big frosty mug.

Drink one when you call a Waaagh. you must scream Waaaagh while downing it in one go

The Warp
Espresso, Vodka, and Vicodin.

Drink one every time you summon a Greater deamon

Ulthwe's Tears
1 measure Tia Maria, 1 measure Creme de Cacao, 1 shot Espresso, topped with double cream.

Drink one whenever your Farseer takes a wound, drink 2 if it dies.

The Dreadnaught
6 shots Jack Daniels, 4 shots Jim Beam, 3 shots Crown Royal, 2 shots Jim Walker. "EVEN IN DEATH (hic), I'M STILL DRUNK!"

Drink one for every Dreadnought in your force when the Dreadnought is placed on the table, deep strikes, or moves on from reserves.

The Green Tide
Glass of leftover green beer from St. Patrick's day with 2 shots of bourbon.

Drink one every time you move your Green Tide appoc formation.

The Monolith
2 shots gin, 1 shot lime juice, 1 shot vermouth

drink one every time your monolith teliports a squad of warriors

The Inquisition
10 ounces of bourbon, 2 ounces of orange juice, 2 ounces of grenadine

Drink one every turn if you are playing with models from either the DH or WH codex

The Bolter Bitch
1 shot amaretto, 1 shot vodka, Add cranberry juice to taste (4-6 ounces). Pour 1 shot cola over top.

Drink one if you are playing against Sisters of Battle


Angry Eldar1 shot white rum, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot gin, 1 shot gold tequila. Pour into glass of iced Fresca.

drink one whenever you destroy an eldar unit.

Melta Bomb
3 shots Midori Melon liqueur, 1 shot DeKuyper Sour Apple, 1 shot rum, 1 shot sweet and sour.

drink one if you use a Melta bomb on a vehicle

Gets Hot!
Shot of everclear, lit on fire. Drink without extinguishing.

drink one if one of your models suffors a Gets Hot, if multiple models suffor a Gets Hot you must drink an additional drink for every additional model.

Slaaneshi Whore
(all measures are EXACT. You should obsess over this drink as you make it.) 4 oz of citrus fruit flavored schnapps, 4 oz creme de menthe, 4 oz sprite OR 2 oz club soda and 2 oz citrus juice of choice, 4 oz Everclear, insert long handled spoon, lightly drizzle godiva chocolate liquor on top, stir SLOWLY exactly 4 times, making a spiral pattern with the liquor, CAREFULLY remove the spoon, garnish 1 sprig of mint with exactly 4 leaves in the center of the spiral. consume. Repeat until it's perfect, or your liver fails.

drink one for every Deamonette unit that you are fielding.

The Chaos Spawn
Pour one jigger each of vodka, whiskey, and orange bitters into a glass. Ask bartender to add a shot of "something else" into the mix - do not specify what.

Drink one if you succesfully cast Gift of Chaos and change an enemy unit into a Spawn.

Genestealer surprise
1oz. Peach Schnapps, 1 tsp. Bailey's Irish Cream, 2 drops Grenadine, 1 tsp. Black Opalline Liquor, Heat until it's right at your pain tolerance, Drink quickly.

Drink one when your opponent has Genestealers that outflank onto the board.

The Hammerhead
2 shots Absynthe, 1 shot Creme de Menth

drink one if you destroy a Tank with a Hammerhead

Deep Strike
2 shots Jägermeister, 2 shots Cinnamon Schnapps.

Drink one every time a unt of your deep strikes. if you have multiple Deep strikers you must drink 1 drink for each.


Face Eater Squig
1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tabasco sauce, Rimmed glass with Jagged Sea Salt to get the Toothy Look

drink one if Zogwart transforms one of your units or an enemy unit into a Squig.

Red Ones go Fasta
4 ounces Red Bull, 1 ounce cheap Red Wine, 1/4 ounce Red Cherry Liqueur and 4 ounces johnny walker red blended in ice with 5 ounces of Fanta red.

Drink one for every vehicle with a RPJ in your army

Properly orky version: Beer with red paint.

Have fun.

Dirty Bomb:

Every Time you use a nurgle power. Take 1/2 a pint of bitter (we use John Smith), 1/2 a pint of Milk OR Milkshake, if you have one to hand (slimfast Shakes work perfectly) and a Double measure of Apple Sourz.

Drink within dashing distance of a sink, toilet, bath or window

How about Homer Simpson plays 40k Drinking Game?