The HERESY thread

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**Coc0loc0**

A thought just popped up in my head of what ridiculous things would be HERESY besides falling to chaos or mentioning squa- *splat*

*new guy walks in*

So this is basically a thread in which you can go wild listing stuff that is deemed heresy by the imperium.

**Cadet_Commissar_Ludd**

YAY!!!!!!
1. Spending more time than is strictly necessary looking at a daemonette.

**Tyranid Horde**

Running through a hive city street shouting, " Death to the False Emperor!!"

**zeshin**

1. Looking at a Victoria's Secret catalogue that doesn't include Sisters of battle.

2. Looking at a Victoria's Secret catalogue that does include Sisters of Battle.

**Brother SRM**

Running jokes into the ground.

**Asherian Command**

Building a statue of yourself and telling people you are the AntiEmperor.

You start yelling "FOR ME!"

You ask an inqusitor Questions about what he does.

You perform a job interview for a Space Marine.

You Become a cultist of huggy bears.

**Henners91**

Advocating socialised healthcare.

**cromwest**

running a peace protest in front of the planetary governors mansion.

Flying to mars to share all of your great new ideas for brand new weapons for the imperium to use.

Explaining to the guys down at the bar how this whole greater good thing doesn't sound like such a bad idea.

**blood reaper**

Dress up as a Chaos cultist for a joke , and stride around a Imperial city , shouting chaos things.

**Zed**

Not eating all your vegetables.

**AlexHolker**

Henners91 wrote:Advocating socialised healthcare.

Does reanimating your corpse with cybernetics to use as Adeptus Mechanicus cannon fodder count?

**Manchu**

Brother SRM wrote:Running jokes into the ground.

This. A thousand times this.

Although, when I look at your avatar . . .

**comisarmilo**

For hallowing you spray your armour red and adding foam spikes and run to your friends and say boo whilst they arte running a live firing exercise.

Walk around and ask inperial soldiers if they've ever thjought about joining a cult.

**1hadhq**

Disbelieve the teachings of the Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting primer,
as this publication reveals the truth.

**1hadhq**

Disbelieve the teachings of the Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting primer,
as this publication reveals the truth.

**egor71**

Being a hippy

**Bloodfrenzy187**

Chewing with your mouth opened.

**Son Of Horus**

Being Egor71's avatar

**Coc0loc0**

Being near egor71's avatar

**Henners91**

Being a Communist.

**Shas'O Dorian**

Interrupting a commissar when he speaks *BLAM*

Yes, raising your hand counts as interrupting *BLAM*

Jaywalking, Downloading Illegal MP3's *BLAM, BLAM*

Xenos love (extra heretical) *BLAM*

for the full story check : Commissar Fuklaw

Didn't embedd because the picture is huge.

**Henners91**

Shas'O Dorian wrote:Interrupting a commissar when he speaks *BLAM*

Yes, raising your hand counts as interrupting *BLAM*

Jaywalking, Downloading Illegal MP3's *BLAM, BLAM*

Xenos love (extra heretical) *BLAM*

for the full story check : Commissar Fuklaw

Didn't embedd because the picture is huge.

Fix'd link, seemed to be broken.

Chaps might also want to see:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Commissar_Fuklaw

**egor71**

Not seeing the greatness of my avatar

**Jihadnik**

Egor, your Avatar is the most distressing thing I've ever seen on the net...and I'm on facebook!

**Cambak**

The excessive use of the Heresy stamp.

As per example.

**VikingScott**

Brother SRM wrote:Running jokes into the ground.

'nuff said

**vodo40k**

Jay Walking!

**Henners91**

vodo40k wrote:Jay Walking!

Shas'O Dorian wrote:Interrupting a commissar when he speaks *BLAM*

Yes, raising your hand counts as interrupting *BLAM*

Jaywalking, Downloading Illegal MP3's *BLAM, BLAM*

Xenos love (extra heretical) *BLAM*

for the full story check : Commissar Fuklaw

Didn't embedd because the picture is huge.

Ehm, beaten to it?

**eldarbgamer13**

Saying GW minis are overpriced.

**The Imperator**

eating only one lays potato chip

telling everyone how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop .......one.... tahooooo.... threeee....BLAM