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2012/11/19 08:06:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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404.
I wish for more popcorn.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/19 09:47:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - a molar breaks with the first bite.
I wish otakus stopped being so creepy...it makes us normal anime fans look bad.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/19 10:22:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. but every other anime/ manga becomes even creepier.
I wish I could do a kamehameha whenever I want without and physical harm to myself.
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2012/11/19 10:22:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. but every other anime/ manga becomes even creepier.
I wish I could do a kamehameha whenever I want without and physical harm to myself.
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2012/11/19 11:22:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. You always miss and hit someone you love instead. Talk about a messy first date.
I wish my work was all done.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/19 11:34:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - more work arrives 
I wish I could have a zanpakutou of my own.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/19 11:35:10
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/19 13:03:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It messes up the house and the neighbors complain about the smell.
I wish for more basing ideas.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/11/19 13:09:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - none of them are any good.
I wish technological singularity would happen sooner.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/19 21:25:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Sooner than 2 thousand years when it would have happened, but because the scientists were so hasty, everything electronic explodes and everything is shut down to save us.
I wish that I had more plastic glue and Dark Eldar boxes
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/19 21:28:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. you try to glue the empty boxes together unsuccessfully.
I wish I was 1st Company Librarian already.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/19 21:29:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you have empty Dark Eldar boxes filled with plastic glue. The boxes leak and it smells dreadful.
I wish for Hatsune Miku LEGO.
Edit: Damn. Ninja'd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/19 21:29:59
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/19 21:32:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. It has AIDS. Still good and awesome though.
I wish that the Dark Eldar boxes had Dark Eldar sprues instead of glue IN the boxes. Glue in side of glue bottles, please.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/19 21:35:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately the sprues have had all the components stolen, and the plastic glue is stuck inside sealed glass bottles.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/19 21:36:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you get a dozen 5 gallon glue bottles. Inside of each are several boxes of Dark Eldar with sprues and all that nice stuff. Soaked in liquid glue of course 
I wish Ninjas didn't exist.
Edit: DAMN YOU NINJA!!!
And for you Squigsquasher, you are visited in the night by Elmo. he takes you to Elmo's world and does alot of not very nice things to you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/19 21:37:12
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/19 21:38:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. Because you're a ninja, you now don't exist either.
I wish someone here would spend a little time to read my friggin' masterpiece of literature! Is that so hard to do?
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2012/11/19 21:38:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. They don't exist in that nobody knows about them. But they are there, slinking in the shadows...
I wish I had a Daemonette girlfriend (not fussed about genitalia) who liked cuddles, anime, Warhammer and nice food.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/19 21:43:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Her/His/It's skin is sandpaper.
I wish that I had my very own hoverbike company.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/19 21:44:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it declares bankruptcy and sadly it was a sole proprietorship and you are taken for all you are worth.
I wish I were a Pirate.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/19 21:46:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Was*
Granted. You pirate videos of cats doing flips.
I wish that I didn't have to correct Grey Templar's grammar.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/19 21:47:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. You are tried for piracy and hung, drawn and quartered.
I wish my Daemonette girlfriend had normal (albiet smooth and purple) skin.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/19 21:48:29
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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*I was typing like a Pirate.
There, your wish is granted 
I wish it was easier to tell if people are typing in character.
Edit: Damn these NINJAS!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/19 21:48:46
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/20 01:33:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But it is impossible to tell which character they are typing as.
I wish again for a link to P_gray99's fiction.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/20 06:26:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. but your computer ...redirects... into a dirty website and your girlfriend just happens to walk in at the time.
I wish for ll the good, non/poisonous food I could eat.
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2012/11/20 06:50:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, it is made completely out of bacon. One day, you have a heart attack or 7.
I wish that I had more ideas for my Scarecrow/Joker themed DE army.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/20 11:21:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it is a MLP army.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/20 14:12:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish.
You are tossed into a nearby volcano.
I wish for less spam.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/20 16:02:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you now have no spam to eat and the spam song never existed.
Internet spam remains popular.
I wish it wasn't raining.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/20 16:09:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, all the water in the world evaporates. You are painfully dessicated.
I wish for a Chinese takeaway.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/20 21:03:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. The chinese take you away to work as a slave for them.
I wish I had more time to do things that I want to do.
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2012/11/20 21:13:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you have even more time to be savaged by an undead hippopotamus with explosive diarrhoea.
I wish guro didn't exist.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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