40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get a series of nails.

I insert a cheese platter.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a 40k army list: Eldar WraithKnight spam.

I insert a broken watch.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a fixed watch.

I insert Quark.

**korbenn**

You get a Ferengi handing you a paper on an outdated Quantum Theory.

I insert a stack of plastic Necromunda bulkhead sprue's.

**sing your life**

You get the new AOS Khorne Fortress.

I insert Korbenn.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a symbiont.

I insert Sector 001.

**sing your life**

You get area 51.

I insert a red shirt.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a blue shirt.

I insert a printer.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a replicator.

I insert a Goa'uld symbiote.

**korbenn**

You get a Tyranid ripper who is a lovable Smart-ass.

I insert a Warhammer 40k comedy laugh track.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a thread of redness.

I insert a study guide.

**sing your life**

You get Isaac Newton.

I insert Huniepop.

**korbenn**

You get RapLay and put on a goverment watch list.

I insert a VHS tape of Cannibal Holocaust.

**sing your life**

You get Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

I insert a cat.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a dog.

I insert CREEEEEEEED

**sing your life**

You get a pun.

I insert a tribble.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a kitty

I insert a puppy

**ZergSmasher**

You get Cujo.

I insert a Khorne Flesh Hound.

**snurl**

You get a Corn-Dog.

I insert Crab Cakes.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Khorne on the cob.

I insert High Heels

**korbenn**

You get glass slippers.

I insert METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Phantom Pain.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

I insert CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Rhino.

I insert a Boltgun.

**snurl**

You get a nail gun.

I insert a used refrigerator

**TheManWithNoPlan**

You get the golden throne.

I insert a Commissar hat.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the New Netherlands.

I insert Napoleon.

**sing your life**

You get Bathing.

I insert Adolf Hitler.

**korbenn**

You just Godwin'ed this tread.

I insert a long and boring legal document. It's length and boringness is only rivaled by its utter incomprehensibility.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get The frogs who desired a king.

I insert The Gnat and the Bull.

**sing your life**

You get Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

I insert a love potion.