40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**korbenn**

You get a pile of bloody gubbin's.

I insert the blueprints of a luxury apartment complex.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get duck tape.

I insert Lady Gaga poker face instrumental

**sing your life**

You get the Joker.

I insert the "Guess song lyrics" thread.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Tropical Storm Erika.

I insert a remnant low.

**snurl**

You get a Moral High.

I insert a Skull.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert Hurricane Jimena.

**sing your life**

You get Uncle Ben.

I inserr Vlad Putin.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Vlad Pootin.

I insert Ransom

**sing your life**

You get King Richard.

I insert a drinks bottle.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Monster

I insert the Dominion Republic

**snurl**

You get a Cigar.

I insert Swisher Sweets.

**ZergSmasher**

You get lung cancer.

I insert a whoopee cushion.

**snurl**

You get a Flat.

I insert Reaper Bones miniatures.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get GW.

I insert Spess Mahreens.

**sing your life**

You get L'oreal.

I insert Knife Party.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a wolf.

I insert Genestealers

**JamesGang**

You receive pants robbers.

I insert an all expense paid ticket for a once in a life time world wide tour to Nowhere.

**sing your life**

You get Iceland.

I insert a red shirt.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Chaos Cultist.

I insert a scatter dice.

**rowboatjellyfanxiii**

You get an Orbital Bombardment to the face.

I insert Codex:Ultramarines 2nd Edition (Matt Wards fap materiel)

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get some tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert the hippo army.

**sing your life**

You get Hannibal Lector.

I insert the Stig.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You gt a cough.

I insert the flu

**ZergSmasher**

You get Plaguebearers of Nurgle.

I insert some Blood for the Blood God!

**snurl**

You get Kool Aid.

I insert Mike's Hard Lemonade.

**korbenn**

You get a pack of Jones Holiday Soda.

I insert a Delphox.

**sing your life**

You get a Taurox.

A insert a cat boy.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get Charlie tango

I insert Victor lock

**ZergSmasher**

You get a fish slap from Patrick Stewart.

I insert a dead cockroach.

**snurl**

You get crunchy chips.

I insert Pep Boys Automotive.