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2010/07/26 19:45:57
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!
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Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.
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2010/07/26 19:48:35
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Declare he has WMD's and invade the north pole so I can take all the presents.
jk jk  I just couldn't resist.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/26 19:49:01
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2010/07/26 19:51:56
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I would ask where the bazooka I wanted as a 7 year old went.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/07/26 19:55:56
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I would make him my slave! And make him give me all of his 40k space marine stuff! So thats 400k points of space marines . Then i would make him give me a Real Live working Thunder Hawk!
Jk
I would ask where the Gak is my 10 ThunderHawk and my 1000 Space Marine?
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2010/07/26 20:05:51
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Lord of the Fleet
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I'd set up a trap in my living room, and...well need I say more?
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2010/07/26 20:15:42
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Bullet. Brain. Book it, done.
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2010/07/26 20:18:44
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Waddaya mean IF Santa was real???
Santa IS real!!!
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2010/07/26 20:27:23
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!
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Oh you dont know?
Valkyrie trapped him in his living room so that DEUS VULT could kill him simple eh?
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Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.
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2010/07/26 21:13:17
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Freely violates laws of physics, travels with filthy animals giving "gifts" to his followers, who refer to him as "father" and "grandfather".
I know a Demon Prince of Nurgle when I see one.
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2010/07/26 21:20:46
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Lord of the Fleet
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sluggaslugga wrote:Oh you dont know?
Valkyrie trapped him in his living room so that DEUS VULT could kill him simple eh?
Sigged.
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2010/07/26 21:29:05
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Since he (or his elven minions) can see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, when you're bad or good...
I guess I would stop playing with myself...
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2010/07/26 22:05:12
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!
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Oh almighty santa claus creator of Christmas gifts I thank thee for a gameboard and hope that you are not mad at me for this thread.
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Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.
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2010/07/26 22:20:47
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Me. I would kidnao him and steal his powers of time manipulation(how else does he get around the world in one night) Then i would travel back in time and uvse my power to shape the world in my image.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/07/26 23:30:58
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Gloucester
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I would start being a very good little boy
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2010/07/26 23:44:59
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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A Skull at the Throne of Khorne
Kabul Afghanistan
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I would totally go to church. If Santa is real that must mean the guy on the cross would be too... and the damn easter bunny also...
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2010/07/26 23:46:27
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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You do realise you have now destroyed the hopes and dreams of alot of kids everywhere!
anyway, gak happens.
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2010/07/27 00:07:41
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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kronk wrote:Since he (or his elven minions) can see you when you're sleeping, when you're awake, when you're bad or good...
I guess I would stop playing with myself...
From what I've read that can be fatal,so you should stop anyway...just to be safe. 
OT: I'd probably punch him in the mouth for not bringing me the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots I wanted when I was 6. 
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2010/07/27 02:14:03
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Black mail. Some "harmless" photos of him with a low paid, legless, black prostitute would go ALONG ways in getting what I wanted. 
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2010/07/27 02:47:48
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Go terrorist and capture him then cut off head, put on epic troll face as news across the world showed videos of santa being beheaded
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2010/07/27 02:53:56
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Misery. Missouri. Who can tell the difference.
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Find out if he is really the one that knocked up my buddy's mom?
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Warmachine League Record: 85 Wins 29 Losses
A proud member of the "I won with Zerkova" club with and without Sylss.
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2010/07/27 03:48:58
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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I'd find that kid who told me he wasn't real when I was like, four years old. I would find that kid and I would kick his ass. Lying to a four year old like that. Not cool.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2010/07/27 04:03:47
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Sinewy Scourge
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I'd steal his coat.
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2010/07/27 09:31:27
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I would ask him for a job. I would love to make toys for a living.
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2010/07/27 09:35:39
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Barpharanges
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Ask him whare he keeps his Nuclear weapons.
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2010/07/27 09:45:00
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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@Snurl...
I don't think you'd want a job in Santa's toy factory...in todays market driven economy, you can guarantee that the North pole is a giant elf sweat shop!
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2010/07/27 09:46:36
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Kick im' in the nutz for all the bad years of presents... and many without.
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2010/07/27 10:29:05
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Jihadnik wrote:@Snurl...
I don't think you'd want a job in Santa's toy factory...in todays market driven economy, you can guarantee that the North pole is a giant elf sweat shop!
I meant as a Designer, not a grunt.
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2010/07/27 10:43:10
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Send him letters concerning the last 15 years. I'd send bit's of those elfy workers of him with the letters.
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2010/07/27 14:23:56
Subject: Re:If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Stoic Grail Knight
Houston, Texas
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Ask him why the feth i got an IoU for the Nintendo 64 when i was little.... You ran out my ass!!!!!
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2010/07/27 15:29:54
Subject: If you found out that santa claus was real what would you do?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Felicia Day. Real doll.
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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