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Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas



http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/uk-teenager-banned-from-america-for-life-over-obscene-obama-email-091310

We all know the real reason. He wanted to start up a haggis processor here.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

Original story is from the Sun. Aren't they about as valid as the National Enquirer?


Worship me. 
   
Made in us
Foul Dwimmerlaik






Minneapolis, MN

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Original story is from the Sun. Aren't they about as valid as the National Enquirer?


Thanks, was about to say the same myself, with the addition that the Sun is about as valid as Fox.

   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

I think you're both glossing over the smashing success the Department of Homeland Security is having keeping us safe from haggis.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Couldn't be worse than some of the "hot dogs"

   
Made in us
Foul Dwimmerlaik






Minneapolis, MN

Frazzled wrote:I think you're both glossing over the smashing success the Department of Homeland Security is having keeping us safe from haggis.


You mean like you are glossing over the smashing success of homeland security which has republican manbabies?

   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

And who said Rand doesn't apply to real life? Gail Wynand would be proud.

Worship me. 
   
Made in us
Foul Dwimmerlaik






Minneapolis, MN

To quote Lisa Simpson:
"The Fountainhead is the bible of right wing losers"

   
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Every teemager ever wrote:I don't really care but my parents aren't very happy







The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in us
Charging Dragon Prince




Chicago, IL, U.S.A.

I just spotted the face of Batboy in a slice of toast too! Or maybe it was the Virgin Mary... Ack... dammit I shouldn't post while drunk! By this time tomorrow I'll be banned from the Vatican. Haggis may be a secondary concern, but really, I think it comes down to Tea Party decisions to keep area 51 yeti sightings away from public awareness, for the sake of their Mars program.

Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.

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Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Hellfury wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I think you're both glossing over the smashing success the Department of Homeland Security is having keeping us safe from haggis.


You mean like you are glossing over the smashing success of homeland security which has republican manbabies?


Er...what?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Wing Commander




The home of the Alamo, TX

Payback for banning Michael Savage from entering the UK?



 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness

Hellfury wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Original story is from the Sun. Aren't they about as valid as the National Enquirer?


Thanks, was about to say the same myself, with the addition that the Sun is about as valid as Fox.


Actually the original story is from the Bedfordshire on Sunday, which came out on saturday, and and which wasn't credited by The Sun

As for the validity, the Beds on Sunday is completely spotless when it comes to scare-mongering, it's won best regional paper something like twice in the past 10 years.

Score 1 for Bedford!!


   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Reasons why you can be banned from the U.S. as an alien:

http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/ineligibilities/ineligibilities_1364.html

   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

He got banned for life because he called the Pres a plank?

I read that list with utmost careful skimming and couldn't find anywhere that you can't call the Pres a plank!.

So much for free speech.

Or did he call Obama a prank? Prank, call, geddit?

ooo please yourselves!

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

Silly little tw*t, they should have put him in an orange jumpsuit and taken him to a secluded holiday camp near the sea...



 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

I don't believe this story.

There is nothing in the list of reasons for banning a foreigner from entry which allows them to be banned for dissing the President.

It isn't a crime in the USA or in the UK.

There isn't a law which allows the police to visit you and take your photo.

Unless he gave them his address in his email, they would have had to get a court order to make his ISP divulge that info.

Either the story is BS or else we aren't being given all the details. For example, it is a crime in the USA to threaten the life of the President. They take it pretty seriously. Perhaps he did that and has been put on the FBI's list of suspicious persons.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

I bet he threatened the Pres with haggis. That's a definite threat in my book.

EDIT: In fact, if you disagree, you're either drunk or a Scot, or even worse a drunk Scot.

Does a drunk Scot slur his broug into his emails? Where's MDG when I need him?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/13 21:34:17


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in gb
Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan





Fareham

All of this just because of that?
Ive called alot of people alot worse..... while sober.

Seems a tad extreme to me.




also, feth off sun haters
Beats reading the times or something else less amusing.

   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Does a drunk Scot slur his broug into his emails?


Indubitably.
Have you never read Rabbi Burns's Poetry Blog?
That should be briuge btw

Or is "broug" southern drawl?

 
   
Made in us
The Last Chancer Who Survived





Norristown, PA

What happens when we finally conquer Britain? will he have to move to france or something?

 
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

You don't have to conquer Britain.

You guys bought it at half price in a sale ages ago.

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Chibi, don't encourage them...

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in gb
Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan





Fareham

What happens when we finally conquer Britain? will he have to move to france or something?


Why would we have to worry about this?
In the war your own troops would be at as much risk from your air stikes as ours would.

   
Made in us
Charging Dragon Prince




Chicago, IL, U.S.A.

Didnt Amy Wine-House get banned from entering the US country for her award party? (sorry I'm not up on pop singer spelling but that's how its pronounced).. I know that Genesis P. Orridge, the singer from Throbbing Gristle was banned from the UK back in the day for saying derogatory lewd things about the Queen too. I guess it's not unheard of.

I'm still more worried about seeing the face of the Virgin Mary in my toast though.

Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.

I am Red/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Genesis P. Orridge is English, isn't he?

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

I wonder if they could do that to me?

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




Awesome how DoHS bans a 17yo from entering the US for calling PresbO a "prick" but the underwear bomber was on a terrorist watch list for 2 years and he got onto a plane paying cash for a one-way ticket and had no luggage at all.

Way to go Napolitano. Keep showing the US how much of an idiot you really are.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Albatross wrote:Genesis P. Orridge is English, isn't he?


Yup.

They also stopped Sebastian Horsley from entering -- language warning ahoy !


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

The Barrackolypse has begun!

Hide the British!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/14 00:59:55


I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
 
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