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It would seem that many dakkaites sport some form of facial hair, and while this in of itself is quite innocuous, it brings up an important question:
How trustworthy are they?
You all know the saying, "Never trust Greeks bearing gifts", well I have another one for you:
"Never trust gamers bearing beards"
Use this chart to determine whether or not your beard is trustworthy. Feel free to also post pics if your facial hair is truly spectacular. *cough* kingcracker *cough*
I had to shave my unsightly pervstache (I was trying to grow a Hitlerstache for grad photos) because my Dad would make fun of how pathetic my facial hair looked (I'm not a very hairy guy) and he would use it as an opportunity to show off his
whiskers, so I shaved my face to spare any further wise cracks.
Mine is somewhere between full beard and the philosopher, so I guess Im pretty trust worthy. Though, once I went through an Amish beard phase, so at my worst I was questionable.
And awesome Im mentioned. My beard and I share a drink for that......as well as the rest of the food/drink that fails to go into my face hole
KingCracker wrote:Mine is somewhere between full beard and the philosopher, so I guess Im pretty trust worthy. Though, once I went through an Amish beard phase, so at my worst I was questionable.
And awesome Im mentioned. My beard and I share a drink for that......as well as the rest of the food/drink that fails to go into my face hole
10% of Men are passably good-looking and only 10% of men can pull off a beard without it affecting their look negatively. The portion of beard-capable men is the same for both good looking and not good looking men. This means 1% of men actually look good with a beard.
This means that you are probably ugly. If you have a beard you are probably ugly and also look like you have a pair of rats stapled to your face.
If you are not ugly and you have a beard chances are you're ruining a perfectly good face by stapling rats to it.
If you have a moustache and only a moustache, you molest children.
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Chongara wrote:...only 10% of men can pull off a beard without it affecting their look negatively.
His chin has testicles.
Thus making this man manly, respectable, and trusted.
You know he is going to beard-molest you from a mile away. That is intent is so clear actually makes him very trustworthy.
Whatever, that's fine. True or Not it doesn't make it pleasant to look at.
Well, would you want to have a beard-fight with this man? Few men not named Chuck Norris could take on that beard of manliness.
I wouldn't want to beard-anything with anyone. My point is this: It doesn't matter how trustworthy a beard is or not, because they're almost always nasty. I've met all of like, 2 guys in my life who could pull one off. Please people try to find some way to look trustworthy that doesn't involve making your face look like it's started growing mold.
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Please cut the pics out of the responses, this could get ugly really quick. I mean, I could respond with beards that are, quite frankly, better than that one, but we don't need to see that image 10 million more times.
Thanks.
P.S.
That is a trustworthy beard, but it looks like it's moving. I guess Jesus would have a beard more awesome than any of us could imagine, though.
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Beard: Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
I know they have the "curly mustache" on the chart, but to me, that's more the "Civil War" curly mustache. They need to add in the "evil twin" curly mustache.
Closest to mine is the Colonel Sanders, but it doesn't quite get the jist. I have a more...Guy Fawkes mask style going on. Thin pointy mustache, thin pointy goatee. What does that make me? All this stuff is so very square! No triangles at all.
The Tainted - Pending
