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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Again, the beard I trust.
The earring on the other hand looks a blackguard who would sell his own dear mother.


Naw,I'd have never sold my Mom...now.. I did have this one Uncle whom I would have gladly traded for a six pack and a burger.


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George Spiggott wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Minor footnote:

Most kiddie fiddlers are clean shaven, since that makes them appear more trustworthy to children.


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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Minor footnote:

Most kiddie fiddlers are clean shaven, since that makes them appear more trustworthy to children.

Glitter grew his soulpatch and tache to make him less recognisable (despite it making him far more recognisable...)


A patch, is that how much soul he has left?

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Its nearly November, which is Movember here in Australia. A whole month of growing facial hair for charity. So, yeah, scary times ahead.

My bearded friends tells me: "Beardless fathers teach their sons how to grow up, A bearded father teaches their sons how to be a man"

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OoieGoie wrote:Its nearly November, which is Movember here in Australia. A whole month of growing facial hair for charity. So, yeah, scary times ahead.

My bearded friends tells me: "Beardless fathers teach their sons how to grow up, A bearded father teaches their sons how to be a man"


Almost time for Mustachio'd Avatar Month!

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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:

Almost time for Mustachio'd Avatar Month!


A.K.A. The Reign of Beard Terror.

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FITZZ wrote: Now I ask you...is this a beard you can trust or not?


The beard is irrelevant. Teardrop tattoos typically mean 'child molester' in Australian prison culture. If they're of some other special significance to you I apologise... but I just thought I'd point that out.

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This sparked a conversation with my wife over which degree of facial hair I would be allowed. I wanted the mutton chops look. She wanted clean shaven.

I am clean shaven.

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Can't get pictures to upload, but I am currenty sporting a homeless beard. I normally have a tiny flavour-saver just under my bottom-lip, occasionally a pencil line beard and occasionally completely clean-shaven.

I do wear a beard quite well though. I consider my beard-wearing to be Riker-esque. Now there was a man who could wear a beard.

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Would you all trust this beard?

   
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FITZZ wrote: Now I ask you...is this a beard you can trust or not?

Are those tear tats on the side of his face? In some areas that means he's capped two people. So the answer would be...no.

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Around here, empty teardrops generally mean that someone close to the person in question has died, usually as a result of violence.

Black teardrops tend to signify murder.

Either way, I can't bring myself to completely trust someone with prison tattoos on their face.

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Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Now I ask you...is this a beard you can trust or not?

Are those tear tats on the side of his face? In some areas that means he's capped two people. So the answer would be...no.


That's a picture of Fitzzy!

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
OoieGoie wrote:Its nearly November, which is Movember here in Australia. A whole month of growing facial hair for charity. So, yeah, scary times ahead.

My bearded friends tells me: "Beardless fathers teach their sons how to grow up, A bearded father teaches their sons how to be a man"


Almost time for Mustachio'd Avatar Month!



Im down. Hell I might try and make a gif of my bearded-ness. Who knows though, I get lazy at times
   
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Albatross wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Now I ask you...is this a beard you can trust or not?

Are those tear tats on the side of his face? In some areas that means he's capped two people. So the answer would be...no.


That's a picture of Fitzzy!


Yup Albie,that's a picture of my mug...and my completely trustworthy beard

Now....to answer the questions/speculations concerning the tear drop tattoos...I got them when both my Mother and one of my younger Sisters both passed away.


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filbert wrote:This sparked a conversation with my wife over which degree of facial hair I would be allowed. I wanted the mutton chops look. She wanted clean shaven.

I am clean shaven.


Then she should be too if you know what I mean...

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