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Ten Thousand Sioux warriors wipe out Custard and his entire command on My Hill.

I weep for all the fallen kittens on

Snurls Hill

I start throwing chocolate muffins at jhe, because cake and custard is the dream on

My Hill

I burn all your baked goods. Now you can have your cake AND eat it, but its burned to a crisp.

Ember `s Hill

I break out the hot dogs and marshmellows on My Hill.

Your hotdogs burn for heresy on

My Hill

I club you over the head with a giant hot dog

My Hill

I relish your hot dog on

My hill.

I steal your hot dog just as you're about to finish on

My Hill

I drop thousands of Pringle packs about and watch as once you start yourlead away addicted to them

My hill

While the chips are down, I take back My Hill.

Unfortunately for you you wore your catnip scented armor today and you are swiftly devoured on

My Hill

I have animal control clear the hill of your feral legions.


My hill.

I bring in lots of mechs. What's animal control gonna do now?

My Hill

The Feral Legions rise up once more and clog the guns of your mechs on

My Hill

I cast a spell to make the feral legion eat endlessly.

And then direct to my handy chain of McDonalds...

My hill as legion makes me rich and will die of heart attacks in about 5 years.

My hill..

I put the Legions on a strict diet and exercise plan. You die poor on

My Hill

I drive up to the feral legions in a Milk truck and open all the valves. As the kitties gorge themselves I strike down the Golden Arches and open a drive-thru mausoleum on My Hill.

I get a job at Snurl's deadly drive-thru. Because why not.

Snurl's restaurant.

I inter you in Snurl's mausoleum, which stands atop


My hill.

You are crushed by the pudgy feral legions.

My Hill

I hold Fifty percent off coupon day on My Hill.

Getting sick of kittens pooping in the food, I decide to lead the feral legions using catnip to another hill. There I trap them in a complex spell where they cannot escape. I laugh manaically on the way back to the drive-thru in

Snurl's Restaurant

I have you bushwhacked on the way back to the restaraunt.


My hill.

I wait for you to arrive on the hill where concealed spikes covered In nuclear acid impail you, disolve you and slide back into ground.

My hill. I walk round spikes and crack open a Budweiser on a lawn chair

With Warboss' death my legions are freed from the spell, and we launch a new invasion of the Hill.

My Hill

Well done guys. Way to go. I use waterbending to scare the kittens away (cats don't like water right?), as I defend

Snurl's Restaurant

I call upon my most evil engineers and build a cannon firing a solid ball of tofu, level the restaurant and then sweep away tofu and built a monument to my self out of bacon

My hill

Cats love bacon.

My Hill

Gods love bacon too.

Ember's Hill