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I feel ashamed.
*Lowers the gun*

*OT goes back to sofa and flips on Gravity Falls*

OT: Hee hee hee... Soos you crazy git...

*Nods off*

*Sighs and retreats into side room*
I should install a cryo chamber... And a zero-G sphere to replace the old one... And I need a new workshop...
*Climbs into bed and falls asleep mumbling to self*

*continues barking orders at the recruits*

*Marla seen walking over to pdf barracks to do a medical class for the new medics in the pdf*
*waves to wk before entering classroom*
Hey dear. Send the medics over would ya.

*Coughs and wakes up*

Owwwwwww...

*Attempts to sit up*

OOC Quiet day?

[Still hugging] [Wakes up] [Looks embarrassed]

*Hugs back*

It's good to see you too...

OOC Oh hey, I going back to sleep, I fell asleep :(
Sowwy, and good night.

Bic *Passes out again*

*Marla teaching a group of guard basic medical skills to try and at least give the pdf a chance*

No... The lungs don,t pump blood.... *face palma*

*OT walks in*

Need a little help Marla?

*Proceeds to give incredible and fascinating lecture on the human anatomy. When at last finished all the students clap. OT takes a bow and whispers to Marla*

I've taught so many over the millennia. This was a cake-walk

*teleports out of secret room*

I am da power ov Gork and Mork!

*whispers to ot*

Thanks, rather hard to teach how to save someone if you think the lungs pump blood and the liver is a non vital organ....
Sometimes imperial education...

*rather impressed by the lecture and claps too*

*charges and uses power klaw on Jhe90*

WAAAAAGH!!!!!

*black flips out way of power klaw*

Urgh.... *fires several bolt shells at ork *

*bullets bounce off armour*

IMA MEGA ARMOURED BOSS!! BADRUKK! GET YOU AN' YER GITZ OUT 'ERE! I'VE GOT SUM STOMPIN' TA DO!!

*Badrukk, 50 Flash Gitz, 200 boyz, and 4 stompas teleport out of secret room*

Jhe90!!! your death is near!!!

*fires everything at Jhe90*

*looks at mass or orks*

Oh feth... *activates a telaport and just manages to avoid barage*

*firing stops*

GORGUTZ: Now where da feth did Jhe90 go?

BADRUKK: We can track Jhe90 thru my traker in da Sekret room

*all orks teleport to secret room*

[Looks over] I wonder if Benny might in fact be safer working with the PDF as well. They at least understand his ... [waves hand] ..him.

*lands in a nearby bunker and shakes head about orks*
*mesaagges Wk to tell she is ok*

[Sighs] ...never a dull moment with Orks.
[Stands up and goes for a shower]

[Returns less bedraggled, with a breakfast tray for two] [Sets it by the bed] [Sits and fidgets with small box] [Pockets it again and pulls out small book] [Reads it quietly]

[Kimmy wanders in to Marla's classroom and sits at a desk]

*Throws self out of the way of the mass of bullets*
*A stray Shoota round completely destroys one of the holsters on my belt*
That was... Difficult.

*receives the message and begins shaking with supressed rage*
*begins cursing so loudly and creatively that even the Orks in the secret room can hear iti

*telaportd back unto pdf barrack*

Il be ok dear. Not a scratch.
*sat with Kimmy teaching her the basics of a snub piatol*
*wk looks slightly uncomfetable as Marla teaches Kimmy with a unloaded pistol and laughs as they practice moves and safety *

*Teleports to secret room*

ORKS! HEAR ME SPEAK!
Harm my friends! And I shall END you!

*To demonstrate the point OT butchers a few dozen nobs in a matter of seconds. OT then teleports out

[Benny comes to watch the training] [Shows how to safely cable up a power pack to a pistol]: She shoots at a level on par with most adult guard here. It's pretty alarming.

*marla cannot hear going on in secret room*

*Still working and teaching Kimmy to use a snub las gun that she custom made for her to be easy to use*
*Celebrating with Kimmy as she is learning fast*

She,s a very clever one. Benny should be proud

*entered the room and motioned to the outside*

Okay what's with the pissed off orks? Is it Yarricks anniversary or something?

*from barracks*

Just orks being orks. What do you expect from the fungal savages?

They're plants. There's not much space for brains in there.

I think it's the lack of ventilation in the secret room.