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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

"Normal Cyanide wouldn't work, so I made this instead" Is all he said. I know exactly what he used, though I am not at liberty to tell you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal thinks for a moment*

I can think of a few possible cures, I'll be right back

*Hurries off then returns a few minutes later with 3 syringes*

One of these should do it, but I'm not sure which one. Judging by the foam on his mouth we've got seconds. We could't get more than 2 into him before it'd be too late

*Morri starts to cry*

Morri: Oh no. Oh no, Cal can't you save him?!

Cal: I just don't know Morri. But I'll sure as hell try! Unfreeze the room!

*Gets ready to sprint*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Clicks fingers and unfreezes the cell*

Good luck.

*Steps back and watches*

*Amelia comforts Morrigan*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 03:13:03


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*watches all this go down*
Why can't we ever have a day where everything is just normal?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC I'll be out for a little bit. Just NPC Death or something.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Right as Cal is about to run to OT, Ra grabs the needles and makes a dead run towards OT, leaping forward he jabs all three into OT's neck. OT stop spasming and crumples. Ra catches him and lays him down on the floor. Cal runs over and checks him. *

Cal: He's breathing, I think he'll be fine. But he's going to have to spend some time in the medic bay. He's never had to go there before....


Ra: Everything has changed. Once we thought Nick the most powerful being in the multiverse. Now we know just how wrong we were.

OOC: And plan to make OT the main antagonist for a while failed. Thanks Vanden

EDIT: Bedtime for Thraka. See ya'll later. Vacation's going great. I'll still have access to a PC tomorrow. But after that I'm going to be AFK for a few days. 4 at max

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 03:23:44


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Anytime mate

Night OT.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 03:27:13


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*leaning against a wall with his eyes closed*
This is so far above my pay grade.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Death: My work here is done.

*Clicks his fingers and disappears into black smoke*

*Amelia stops comforting Morrigan and walks over to med bay*

*Comes out with another bionic arm, while real arm is in a sling*

At least I can brush my hair now...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up] [Coughs a lot] [Looks around groggily] Whst did I miss?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Walks back into the roof with a dolphin sticking hanging out of mouth*

*Looks around and see situation*

Can I not leave without someone almost dying?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Larry, don't talk with your mouth half full.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Realises the atrocity that has been committed*

*Dolphin drops to the floor*

Wha-what have I done.

*Fall on knees*

Yarrick how can I make up for this ungentlemanly action?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Raises eyebrow at Z15's skulking*

Ooookay?

*Walks up to Yarrick*

Umm...Hi...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Curls up and continues sobbing*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*has finishes building a 'No Mailman Zone' sign by the knarloc pens*

There, that's one issue covered.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Yawns*

Ahh..I haven't had a proper night sleep in ages...It's just been me passing out...

*Yawns again*

Yea, that settles it. I'm going beddy-bye.

*Rubs back of neck*

*Looks at Yarrick*

You can join me if ya want...

OOC Night errybody.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 11:36:18


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT wakes up in the infirmary.*

OT: I'm so sick of saying this... but what happened to me...

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*OT wakes up in the infirmary.*

OT: I'm so sick of saying this... but what happened to me...


*glances in the infirmary*
You basically got possessed, and then tried to kill yourself and all of us in the process. Great times eh?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Sighs deeply*

Once I wanted to die for my wife but couldn't. Now I want to live for my but might not able to... what a world huh?

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*Sighs deeply*

Once I wanted to die for my wife but couldn't. Now I want to live for my but might not able to... what a world huh?


*leans against the wall next to OT*
Tell me about it.
*unconsciously clenching bionic arm*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT wonders when death will be strong enough to bring back Perenelle*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 16:36:11


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*PDF recruit walks up nervously*
*opens one eye*
What is it now?
*PDF recruit whispers something in my ear*
*sighs heavily*
For the love of the Emperor....
*walks off with the recruit*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Realises] I should probably take Amelia some painkillers for that arm. [Follows her to bed after picking up a paper bag from Cal]
[Sits down heavily] Are you going to tell me why you were in the water?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo walks into the room*

Hey guys I'm bac-.....

*Sees Larry sobbing*

*Kicks Larry*

Stop whining you big baby.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/06 19:16:35


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*throws a rubber ball at Zergling*
Be nice, he's had a long day like the rest of us

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Catches rubber ball*

Whats been going on while I was gone?

Also he's a hundred thousand pound leviathan, I think he'll be ok.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/06 19:36:41


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT walks out of the infirmary. Sees Leo*

Hey... how's it going? (Sad and tired inflection)

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Hey OT how you and the guys doin-?

*Sees that OT's feeling glum*

You alright?

You look like you've seen better days.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

We all have.
*gestures with bionic arm*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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