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Like other freshman lawmakers, newly elected Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson ran for Congress on a vow to change Washington. But her first order of business has nothing to do with health care, education or the usual mix of issues that come up in the early days of a new Congress.

Instead, Wilson's first goal is to overturn a rule that blocks her from wearing a hat on the House floor. The freshman Democrat is pressing incoming House Speaker John Boehner to overturn the rule, which dates back to the 1800s, or at least to make an exception for her. But it's unclear whether Boehner -- who, in any event, will likely have plenty of priorities ahead of a rule-change request from a member of the opposition party -- could do anything, shy of a full floor vote, to overturn the House's hat ban.

You see, Wilson doesn't own just a hat or two. By her count, the former Florida state House member owns at least 300 different hats, including custom-made sequined cowboy hats in virtually every color of the rainbow. Her hat collection is so massive, it takes up an entire room of her house, per the Miami New Times (which offers a photo gallery of Wilson's 25 best hats). "I've been wearing them almost 30 years," Wilson tells Politifact. "It's like a fetish."

Wilson is rarely photographed sans hat, but last week, she was forced to remove one of the more demure chapeaus in her collection, a black sequined cowboy hat, when posing for her congressional ID. The same thing happened when Wilson posed for an official group photo with other freshman members of Congress.

"It's sexist," Wilson told the Miami Herald's Lesley Clark. The chamber's hat ban "dates back to when men wore hats" Wilson explained, "and we know that men don't wear hats indoors, but women wear hats indoors. Hats are what I wear. People get excited when they see the hats. Once you get accustomed to it, it's just me. Some people wear wigs, or high-heel shoes or big earrings or pins. This is just me."

So far Boehner hasn't responded to Wilson's request. And his office is unsure whether Boehner can waive the rule. A spokesman for the House Rules Committee tells Politifact he believes the hat ban would likely have to be overturned by a vote of the full House.

Original Article at Yahoo! News

Personally, I am offended. How dare they ban Hats! Such hatefuly Articlism should not be tolerated.

   
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She should wear a fascinator.

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Does she want only women to be allowed to wear hats inside, or men too?

I wanna run for congress just so I can wear my Battlestar Galactica hat when I'm there, voting on bills and stuff. When it's my turn to vote, I can raise fist in the air and yell "SO SAY WE ALL!!"

 
   
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Hey at least its something new in Congress, I want to see it turn partisan.
   
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Wow... perhaps she's bald?

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"It's sexist,"


Oh joy, the infamous gender card is played yet again -.-

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I think we're all missing the real issue. Hats are being oppressed! My people shall not tolerate such intolerance!

A boycott shall be launched, and from our hat racks we shall laugh as you're heads go uncovered in the cold, rain, and snow!

   
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she wants to go back to the 50's when all women wore hats?

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

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Please someone revoke whatever it is she requires to come into contact with anything that even affects laws.

   
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"...including custom-made sequined cowboy hats in virtually every color..."

If I had my druthers I would expunge all such head ware from the face of the earth along with anyone who makes them or thinks they're cool.


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Clearly the Democrats felt they were falling behind in the crazy stakes with the last election. This lady is a good new effort though.

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She needs a dunce cap. I wish these people would stop wasting time on this trivial drivel and get down to important stuff.

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sexiest_hero wrote:she wants to go back to the 50's when all women wore hats?


So did all the men, or they wouldn't have needed to ban them.

Bring back hats!

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She sould wear a burka and claim religious descrimination if they try to make her take it off.

   
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This is why America's government sucks elephant genitals. Because IDIOTS like this woman are allowed to make laws.

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LordofHats wrote:I think we're all missing the real issue. Hats are being oppressed! My people shall not tolerate such intolerance!

A boycott shall be launched, and from our hat racks we shall laugh as you're heads go uncovered in the cold, rain, and snow!


Australians shall join together in mourning as the hat boycott has brought the 'Sun Smart' policy to an ignomonious close. Now we shall have the Slip and the Slop, but alas, no Slap.

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Are wigs banned?

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GAH! That hat... I would overturn their ban on hats, but then specifically except HER.

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It's a tad wrong to argue about sexism to make a point in your argument, and then note that men don't have the same right as a woman (ie wearing hats inside).

Someone with that much bad taste belongs in a casino in Vegas.

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Destrado wrote:It's a tad wrong to argue about sexism to make a point in your argument, and then note that men don't have the same right as a woman (ie wearing hats inside).

Someone with that much bad taste belongs in a casino in Vegas.


Really? That outfit says Dallas wannabe more than Vegas.

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I stand corrected :p

anonymous @ best Warhammer Miniature wrote:i vote the choas dwarf lord as they are the greatest dwarfs n should get there own codex


 
   
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Dallas maybe, but a Fort Worth citizen wouldn't be caught dead in that

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Crazy hat people can show up anywhere though.

   
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There's a difference between being a crazy hat person and being a crazy hat person with no taste.

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There is?

I guess there would be actually.

   
 
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