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Plans and preparations were made until Gorgutz accidently set down on the self destruct button.

Some of his spores reanimated and he was able to take command again.

Their first target was the world of Armagededony.

With no ship and no crew the spores floated down through the harsh atmosphere until they landed on the planet surface.

This planet was santas planet.

The orks decided they wanted to learn what dis christmas thing wuz all about

So they went inside the workshop to find 1000 gaurdsmen making guns for all the girls and boys.

Now everyone knows that Orks are on the Naughty list, and as soon as the spore-orks were spotted they were quickly destroyed in a hail of bolter fire and holly.

A krak grenade went off in the middle of the room.

It was full of candy and small gifts, like a Mexican Piniata.

"Ho, Ho, Ho" exclaimed Santa and then yelled " That laz gun dosent work your FIRED!".

A disgruntled guardsman walked up to santa and gave him two las shots to the chest.

Santa fell to the floor and the gaurdsmen ran away.

The screams of Mrs. Clause could be heard for miles, ringing in the murderous guardsman's ears.

Gork brought da orkz back to life and sent them to armegeddon.

They begged him not to send them there.

But he did because he's a god and doesn't have to listen to them.

But before they went to Armageddon they all drank red bull and grew wings.

However, they flew too close to the sun!

Mork threw a rock at the ship that sent the steering several degrees away from the sun.

And, as luck would have it, straight towards the Imperial Fleet.

WAAAAAAAGH!Ghazkulls space hulks appeared behind the fleet and began firing on the humies.

Suddenly Creed outflanked Angron behind Ghazkull.

The hulks had their effect, but could not match the imperial ship's withering firepower.

An entire astroid belt started floating towards the imperials...

So they warped away, leaving the burning hulks adrift in the approaching asteroids.

The orks were glad to see they didn't have to leave so soon the spikey boyz came!

However the astroids were ork rokks that started to float to armeggedon while the spacey hulks tellyported da boyz down.

But Armageddon had been destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

So the Orks were teleported into the eye of terror itself.