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**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly gorgutz and ghazzy fell from the sky!

**snurl**

Little pieces of both were fallling everywhere, as they had been so fragmented previously it was hard to move without stepping on a giblet.

**Barksdale**

The ork that looked like Gork put them back together, and the ork with the big stick back off.

**snurl**

Hur Hur, Jobs a good 'un he laughed.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

When he saw his gods, Gorgutz said "I is done"

**dakkajet**

"Wat? We Iz only getting started!" yelled the gods and sent him back to we're hooly died.

**snurl**

As they stood in the swamp, and were looking around,
through the underbrush
Orky Klaws
came with a bound.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Gorgutz held up his middle finger and said "Zog off!"

**Barksdale**

A baneblade unexpectedly rolled up onto the scene with the commander waving his sword from the top hatch.

**Da krimson barun**

Gorgutz killed it and two other baneblades while ghazgkull was writing a message to yarrick on a shadowsword.

**dakkajet**

"Zog oh Zog, da spiky boys!" He grabbed his gun.

**Da krimson barun**

(his dakka is attached to his arm.I don't think he can take it off.Maybe he can. )Gorgutz smashed a chaos lord with his klaw,While ghazgkull finished off his message to Yarrick about him being"Da best humie eva"

**dakkajet**

Back up came in "bout Time boyz!" yelled gorgutz.

**PredaKhaine**

When Gorgutz had finished smashing the chaos lord, he looked at Ghazgull and realised he felt a certain frisson whenever he looked at the big green barsteward...

**Barksdale**

Seven helldrakes careened through the sky intent on avenging the chaos lord.

**snurl**

Meanwhile, thousands of Necrons emerge from the ground.

**Barksdale**

Just then 47 drop pods, coloured black and blood red, hit the ground.

**snurl**

Then an Eldar Titan stomped in.

**Da krimson barun**

They started fighting each other, while gorgutz and ghazzy stole the eldar titan,and snuck off to find more boys.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

But unfourtunetly,a drop pod landed right on Gorgutz's legs and sheared them off.

**dakkajet**

The pain boy rushed over and super glued the leg back on.

**Da krimson barun**

While ghazzy destroyed everything attacking them,with 4 strength D hits.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

He even took down a titan

**fishy bob**

Then Ash withdrew Pikachu and sent out Silver Surfer.

**snurl**

Then a truckload of pies pulled up and a dozen clowns rolled out and pummeled Ghazzy with pies.

**Barksdale**

A deathstrike missile landed and pulverized everything.

**Da krimson barun**

Except for the pie covered titan that gorgutz and ghazzy had taken with them.

**Barksdale**

Until an orbital bombardment came down and finished the job.

**Da krimson barun**

Gorgutz and ghazzy ended up on bluddflags kill krooza where they became best friends.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

They decide to create Waaaaaaggghhh like no other