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**dakkajet**

He was sent to a weird plantet full of sand and blaring sun. (he has his body back)

**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly a brown robed short thing with yellow eyes ran out of a huge tracked vehicle.

**snurl**

With no sunblock or shade or water, It was as if the gods wanted him to fail in his quest to stack all of the grains of sand on top of one another.

**PredaKhaine**

Roughly four minutes later, having stacked every grain on sand one on top of another, he thought he'd have a light snack and munched the brown robed short thing with yellow eyes down like a dry twix.

**Barksdale**

After his snack, he went to check out the big tracked vehicle to find something to wash it down.

**snurl**

He drank the contents of a barrel labeled 10-W30, but somehow it didn't go down too well.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Looking into the barrel, Gorgutz saw demonic slime that appeared to be sentient.

**Barksdale**

So he decided to eat the slime too.

**dakkajet**

The slime didnt taste right and he spat it out.

**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly he heard a Jawa(also known as brown robed things with yellow eyes)

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Seeing he was distracted, the slime leapt up and attached itself to Gorgutz's face.

**Da krimson barun**

Gorgutz killed it with his power klaw.

**snurl**

Or he would have, except the Jawa had removed all of the copper wire while Gorgutz wasn't looking, and was off to sell it at the recycling center.

**PredaKhaine**

Gorgutz began to wonder how he knew they were called Jawa's...breifly before grabbing the jawa with the copper wire and headbutting it into a fine paste.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Suddenly the jawas were everywhere!

**dakkajet**

Ahhhhhh.. 200 orks landed on him!

**snurl**

As GoreGutz plummeted into the Saralak pit, he realised that Jawas could be formidable in large numbers.

**Da krimson barun**

And that there was no e in Gorgutz.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Gorgutz decided to finally do something and threw some stikbombs into the sarlak's open mouth.

**snurl**

The bombs hit bottom at the same time as Gorgutz, he had just enough time to hold up a little sign that said "OOPS" before he was blown to smithereens.

**dakkajet**

The orks collect the ashes to bring to the medic to see what he can do.

**snurl**

The doc lays the ashes on the table, but the ceiling fan blows them away before he can do anything, desert heat you know.

**dakkajet**

Strangely the ashes gatherd to hether and formed mork.

**dakkajet**

Strangely the ashes gatherd to hether and formed mork.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

"Right you miserable lot!" yelled the image of Mork "You got some work to do!"

**snurl**

Then a sandy effigy of Gork arrived and looked around.

**PredaKhaine**

"Excuse me young man, could you possibly tell me the way to the library?" said the sand creature who looked like Gork.

**dakkajet**

"Um,iz you gork?" asked a now very puzzled ork.

**PredaKhaine**

'I'm sorry, I seem to be having trouble understanding your use of current vernacular and colloquialisms, I do so hate being an innaccurate representation of a metaphysical being' said the sand effigy

**dakkajet**

"Oi den you not gork! Kill him dakka!!!!". Yelled another broad ork now pointing his pointing stick and this awfully scared man.