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**Cleanse_and_burn**

But before he react the grinning ork plunged the needle into his leg

**dakkajet**

Knocking him out...

**Themanwiththeplan**

He awoke again to the sight of an Ork standing over him as the cool air of dawn chilled his bones.

**dakkajet**

The ork had a slim grin on his face.

**Barksdale**

A particularly ugly and scantily lady ork walked up with an even bigger smile on her face.

**Themanwiththeplan**

(*cough* There are no ork women.)

Gesturing with his tree trunk arm in the direction of the forest, the Ork told him to run as he held the hungry squiggs at bay.

**dakkajet**

He did as he was told, he will soon regret it.

**Barksdale**

The lady ork shook her pom poms as he ran away.

**Themanwiththeplan**

With the laughter of the Ork still ringing in his ears the fox of the hunt ran through the twisting forest as the squiggs disturbed the brush close behind.

**dakkajet**

He suddenly fell down a dark hole.

**Da krimson barun**

When he woke he heard a squig growling..

**Themanwiththeplan**

Flat on his face, he reached for the fallen branch close to hand and flipped over on his side to bat the flying squigg out of the air, intent on gobbling his face.

**dakkajet**

Was this the end for him?

**Da krimson barun**

The squig bit his nose clean off.

**Themanwiththeplan**

Howling in pain he watched the squigg munch his nose before the rage took hold and he flung the creature from his chest to bash its brains out with the branch, decorating it in tofu green.

**dakkajet**

He scrambled up and yield for help.

**dakkajet**

He scrambled up and yeld for help.

**Themanwiththeplan**

But the woods were as silent as the grave, only the chittering and moving brush from the dead squiggs companions could be heard drawing near.

**Badablack**

But all of a sudden there was a blast of hot air from above and the trees creaked and swayed from the scalding wind out of nowhere!

**crazysaneman**

He had had enough and cried out to the heavens "Tzeentch SAVE ME!"

**PredaKhaine**

He realised he could hear music, turning back, he crept nearer to the sounds and he glimpsed the female ork singing something about ' milkshake bringing boyz to the yard'...

**Da krimson barun**

Behind her several several Goff rockers were playing their guitars.

**Themanwiththeplan**

Then he realized they were noise marines rockin the set, and decided to stay and listen to them jam ad the pom pom ork spelt out....

**dakkajet**

With an almighty bang one of the guitars exploded.

**Barksdale**

He lit a smoke.

**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly a flying squig came and bit his ear off.

**Themanwiththeplan**

But he found he began to enjoy the pain as the blood seemed to flow to the music.

**dakkajet**

He lay back peacefully as the squig bit the remains of his ear.

.

**Da krimson barun**

Then it bit off his other ear.

**dakkajet**

Suddenly the squig fell dead!