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**Themanwiththeplan**

The rot of Nurgle had claimed it's next victim.

**snurl**

He looked about for something to use as a weapon.

**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly gutswappa(The painboy)jumped out of the trees.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Without thinking, he grabbed a giant branch and attempted to swing it at the greenskin.

**dakkajet**

The greenskin just laughed.

**Da krimson barun**

Its stabbed him with a needle AGAIN.

**dakkajet**

His eyes blinked tree times before he fell into a dark sleep.

**Barksdale**

He awoke warm in his bed, unharmed, and looked beside him.

**dakkajet**

Standing there was his mother who died 5 years ago.

**PredaKhaine**

She gripped his neck and began to strangle him.

**dakkajet**

He punched her in the belly.

**Da krimson barun**

Suddenly he woke up with gutswappa standing over him.

**dakkajet**

He yelled as loud as he could.

**snurl**

This startled the ork, and grabbing a nearby syringe, he jammed it into the ork's eye and pushed the plunger.

**Da krimson barun**

(Don't forget that unknown character can't hear or smell.Reminding you guys.Because I'm ripping him apart piece by piece.)Gutswappa screamed and reached for his backscratcher/toothpick/blender/choppa/scalpel/(see 1d4chans choppa article)

**Cleanse_and_burn**

But before the painboy could reach his weapon(?) the needle was jammed through his other eye.

**snurl**

Then as the noxious cocktail worked its way to the Ork's tiny mind, it hit the floor with a thud.

**dakkajet**

An imperial gaurd medic came rushing over him.

**snurl**

And blew it's head off with a shotgun, just to be sure.

**dakkajet**

The medic preformed plastic surgery on the man.

**Barksdale**

Suddenly he woke up again, the lady ork was shaking her pom poms.

**dakkajet**

The medic shot the horrible, ugly ork.

**Da krimson barun**

She was invincible,the shot bouncing off her pom poms into his face.

**snurl**

Meanwhile our hero grabbed the dead orc's shoota and blasted the ghastly cheerleader to smithereens.

**Cleanse_and_burn**

(Thank you for killing the female ork)
Discarding the primitive ork weapon, he hurried towards the injured medic only to see he had been possessed by a horrific entity.

**snurl**

Tentacles and scales bristled out all over the medic's body as it writhed on the floor.

**dakkajet**

The medic began to shake and roll around.

**Da krimson barun**

blood...Blood...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!He screamed suddenly.(Why did you guys kill the female ork and gutswappa?Why)

**Barksdale**

He continued chanting and dancing around in circles around the bloody bodies.

**dakkajet**

Our hero jumped up and shot rapidly!