4 word story

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**snurl**

a dark shadowy figure

**gruebot**

wielding a potato gun

**Lupus Mortem**

on a holy mission

**SirStudent**

to destroy your mother

**snurl**

before she sings again.

**ChargerIIC**

Way on back in

**Lupus Mortem**

the slum called Texas

**snurl**

where the cattle roam

**ChargerIIC**

in the deep caves,

**Lupus Mortem**

where the inbred hillbillies

**snurl**

only speak in hushed

**gruebot**

Imperial Gothic and worship

**Lupus Mortem**

Ann Coulter's Adam's apple

**snurl**

like as if it

**Lupus Mortem**

was a stone head

**gruebot**

of a Moai statue

**snurl**

on some freakin' island.

**gruebot**

Today Paul Manafort will

**Lupus Mortem**

have forced prison sex

**snurl**

unless he can escape

**Lupus Mortem**

by disguising himself as

**gruebot**

a broken toaster oven

**Lupus Mortem**

and sold as scrap.

**snurl**

What would you do

**gruebot**

for a Klondike Bar?

**Lupus Mortem**

While shaving grandma's back

**snurl**

with a sharp chainsaw,

**gruebot**

in the barn like

**Lupus Mortem**

whole generations of Kardashians

**snurl**

, one must remember to