4 word story

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**gruebot**

use kerosene to prepare

**snurl**

a warm welcome for

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subhuman talentless instagram celebrities

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who dared to enter

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the Walmart sporting goods

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in search of a

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set of bicycle seatbelts.

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Joe Rogan and your

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high school guidance counselor

**snurl**

hid all the bodies

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in Tom Segura's mom's

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fantasy bondage love dungeon

**snurl**

by painting them pink.

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The gods of Chaos

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formed a metal band

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called Bolt Thrower and

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rocked so loud that

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Games Workshop started making

**snurl**

anything they could possibly

**sing your life**

Sell to the United

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States legions of headbangers

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before they caught on

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and defiled those who

**snurl**

would kiss the glove.

**gruebot**

Six sided dice are

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approved by Stan Lee

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for use in all

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competitive hot dog eating

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and weightlifting Magic tournaments

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when they are required.