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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 05:41:32
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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What if the only thing preventing the Emperor from coming back was the Golden Throne? As soon as his current mortal body fails, his soul shall take a new mantle and lead us in a second great crusade!
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 06:09:44
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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There are many theories, but I'm quite sure it's fact (don't quote me however) that if the Golden Throne failed then the astronomican would die and the Imperium would go into chaos, then we go into that part of an epic story of the 'end time' (look up 'illuminati' on www.lexicanum.com if your want to here the more 'epic' theory)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 06:10:51
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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An entire faction of the Inquisition has that very philosophy.
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ph34r's Forgeworld Phobos blog, current WIP: Iron Warriors and Skaven Tau
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 06:33:29
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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ph34r wrote:An entire faction of the Inquisition has that very philosophy.
 You know nothing of us
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 07:27:41
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Sounds like someone watched "Dogma"
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 07:32:57
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Lady of the Lake
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DA's Forever wrote:ph34r wrote:An entire faction of the Inquisition has that very philosophy.
 You know nothing of us
 How sure are you that the "us" includes you?
That Inquisition and their zany paranoia.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 07:34:22
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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ph34r wrote:An entire faction of the Inquisition has that very philosophy.
Indeed OP you aren't the first.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 07:40:26
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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n0t_u wrote:That Inquisition and their zany paranoia. 
QFT
Crazy sons a  's
I have an odd feeling ive just been branded a heretic...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/25 07:45:51
Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 08:00:23
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR
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"Da Mek'z tinker nd do their job
The boys 'll smash yah, so will da Nob
The Bos 'll stompa till your dead
Snikrot 'll kill ya wiff is hands behind is 'ead!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 08:03:01
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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But... I am THE Emperor!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 08:03:51
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Major
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death to the false emperor!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 08:06:05
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 08:20:32
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Devastator wrote:death to the false emperor!
+1
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 09:53:21
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Beacuse of the Astronomican,but when he dies he will ass ra** Chaos which was said by the first Lord of Change.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
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Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 10:14:39
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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DA's Forever wrote:But... I am THE Emperor!
I'm the Emperor and so's my wife!
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No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 10:24:12
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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you're theory was first penned by Ian Watson in this
basically there was a school of thought within the Inquisition that believed if the Emperor was allowed to expire then he would be reborn and lead humanity to a new golden age. worth a read if you can find it.
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 10:27:36
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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The Emperor
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High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 12:29:05
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Ed_Bodger wrote:The Emperor Now this Emperor, I will follow
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/26 15:37:32
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 13:48:33
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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undivided wrote:Ed_Bodger wrote:The Emperor
Now this Emeperor, I will follow
Palpatine is awesome,but I'll stick to the Emperor.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 15:13:39
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Lady of the Lake
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Seconding Heinrich, that Omnibus is pretty good.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/25 16:15:23
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Ed_Bodger wrote:The Emperor
lol, perfect reference
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 01:51:08
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Adumar
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undivided wrote:Ed_Bodger wrote:The Emperor
Now this Emeperor, I will follow
Congratulations. You have just been branded a heretic by the Ordo Hereticus. You will now be hunted, captured, tortured into repentence, then killed in as brutal as humanly possible. Then your soul shall be cast into the Warp, dragged back kicking and screaming, as you are brought back to life, only to be killed again. And again. And again. And again.
You still want to follow "Emperor" Palpatine?
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"We Die Standing" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 01:59:35
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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ShadowAngel159 wrote:Congratulations. You have just been branded a heretic by the Ordo Hereticus. You will now be hunted, captured, tortured into repentence, then killed in as brutal as humanly possible. Then your soul shall be cast into the Warp, dragged back kicking and screaming, as you are brought back to life, only to be killed again. And again. And again. And again.
Aprroved by the Inquisition
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 05:39:36
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Gargantuan Grotesque With Gnarskin
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He could just steal himself a new body. He has the phsycic power for it.
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The Imperium using advanced technology is like drinking Pepsi out of a Coke bottle.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 14:43:58
Subject: Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Adumar
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Draglide12 wrote:He could just steal himself a new body. He has the phsycic power for it.
Yeah, he could....... but I doubt it would really work. For one thing, the Emperor's mind is made up of all the Shamans (probably why it is split into so many parts). And another thing, his psychic power. Yes, he has the psychic powers to steal a new body. But the fact that his psychic powers are so powerful it would overwhelm the human body he tries to take. An average human would not be able to handle it without probably getting charred.
Just my guess. He might be able to do it, idk.
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"We Die Standing" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 15:33:14
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Just read in First Heretic:
That was obviously paraphrased.
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Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000)
Ultramarines IV Company (4000)
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500)
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/26 15:38:31
Subject: Re:Ironic idea about the Emp.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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DA's Forever wrote:ShadowAngel159 wrote:Congratulations. You have just been branded a heretic by the Ordo Hereticus. You will now be hunted, captured, tortured into repentence, then killed in as brutal as humanly possible. Then your soul shall be cast into the Warp, dragged back kicking and screaming, as you are brought back to life, only to be killed again. And again. And again. And again.
Aprroved by the Inquisition
Good luck.
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