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ghosty wrote:GES, have you no honour! Have at thee blaggard! *draws sword*
i dont like fighting dirty.....
just feels like foul play tbh. I mean im happy to use the enviroment to your advantage, like pushing someones head through a plaster wall (never done that) but fish hooking or nut squashing is just cruel.
m more of the kind of guy who punches for the face. It stops fights faster than getting hit in the chest or cajones.
I will do whatever I believe is necessary to maintain my wellbeing. That includes nutshots, eye gouges, eye rakes, throat strikes, scratching, fish hooking, and if I'm outnumbered, improvised weaponry.
Speaking of environmental attacks...
Knock him down, hook his ankles, and drag him over to a pole/table leg/chairleg/whatever is sturdy and a pole. Stomp on his stomach to keep him down, then position yourself behind the pole.
Take your his ankles again, then yank back and watch him squirm in pain.
Ah... good times... good times.
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ghosty wrote:No, im being serious, one is larger than the other. Im a bit worried, but also waaay too embarrassed and self conscious to go to the doctors to get it checked out. So, is it normal?
Are you Irish?
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Duel will be in combat, dear sir. A cup of tea is offered before, and we shall of course have a tea break halfway through. It will be fisticuffs, and it will be all above board, with no underhand tactics. Your butler will be required to hold your jacket. I shall see you at dawn good sah!
Yeah, but what if it's nothing. I'd feel like a right plum if they said "Yep. Ones just larger than the other. Coincidently, your penis looks benign."
Either way, i checked for lumps, and found nothing, so im just cautiously observing at the moment....
And in further news, im going to sleep round Naomi'es tonight. She's pretty cool
I would like to say two things about fighting, take them as you want:
1) Be both Honorable and Brutal: If someone has had enough, they have had enough, there is no point in pursuing it. If someone is on the ground and not about to get up, let them lay. However, if someone threatens you, every glove comes off, and they have just opened a can of woop ass upon themselves. Nut shots, grapples, punches, kicks, hell, do anything you can to come out on top. Do not use improvised weaponry, as that will lead to escalation really quick, and you might not like how far that goes.
2) No matter what you do, it is always easier to do it the second time: If you start anything, be it fighting, fetishes, or even activities, a part of the human brain will accept that as a reasonable response to the situation, and as a result you will rely on it more and more. If, LLF, you get into a fight with this guy, you might find the next time you fight will be easier to do, until you start reasoning with your fists instead of your head.
@GES: You remind me of a kid in my ex-class. He acted the same way you do. My class was thoughtful in putting flowers on the seat he was supposed to be in at graduation...
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying.
Sometimes, I swear to all gods. When I close my eyes I am running through the forests at winter time chasing people from the dark ages down with a axe. Or sailing through the seas on the longboat.
Do I have problems? GES says it's genetic memory.
I want some peoples thoughts.
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts Slaves to Darkness.3k Word Bearers 2500k Daemons of Chaos
Don't think it's a problem Shadowbrand. Maybe you're just weird.
Ain't you Canadin?
Your post reminded of something from Lisey Story by Stephen King for some reason. but you know.. without the axes or boats. Just the 'other world' kind of thing.
WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
My TA told me about her grad. Her then bf and the guys he hung out with went on a road trip. They got under the influence and got in a bad crash Her bf and his buddy were killed instantly the 3rd died in hopsital and the 4th is a vegtable.
They didn't even have a party, they mourned.
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts Slaves to Darkness.3k Word Bearers 2500k Daemons of Chaos
Its not a genetic memory. GES is 11. Wikipedia doesnt count towards education.
To the darkness I bring fire. To the ignorant I bring faith. Those who welcome these gifts may live, but I will visit naught but death and eternal damnation on those who refuse them.
+++ Chaplain Grimaldus of the Black Templars, Hero of Helsreach +++
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Shadowbrand wrote:Sometimes, I swear to all gods. When I close my eyes I am running through the forests at winter time chasing people from the dark ages down with a axe. Or sailing through the seas on the longboat.
Do I have problems? GES says it's genetic memory.
I want some peoples thoughts.
Its not genetically memory, its just your Norse genes beginning to make them self known. And no your not weird, at least not by my standards
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
So, ghosty, you're too self-conscious to go to a professional practitioner to get this sack thing checked out, but more than willing to spill the beans online? Priorities. You got dem.
@Little Lord: If I honestly thought I could beat him in a straight up fight, I'd do it. But I'd have my mates and he'd have his to stop things if they got out of control (pulling a knife being up there).
If I was sure that he was either a) Crazy, b) bigger/tougher/skilled and could beat me into paste or c) I had no friends to back me up, yeah I'd go to a higher authority.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
With all the new Codexes refreshed from the old days and GW's need to stay minty fresh with marines.... I do have a sinking gut feeling that late 4th (Chaos and Orks) might be forgotten before 6th.
"There's a difference between bein' a smartboy and bein' a smart git, Gimzod." - Rogue Skwadron, the Big Push
My Current army lineup
Chaos and Orks won't be turning up for a while, particularly Orks. After all, apparently SoB, Grey Knights and Dark Eldar are on their way so...
@Ghosty: Check the internet, usually, one should hang lower (typically left) and they should weigh the same. No lumps = happy days.
@Little Lord: Firstly, good on you for standing up for yourself, even if it didn't neccaserily turn out well. Secondly, I agree with Emperor's Faithful; if you reckon you might be able to take him, go for it. Otherwise, a higher authority may be better. Overall however, you could just avoid him and it and it may all blow over, they act a lot less if you don't give them a reaction. Stay happy with yourself and ignore others, remember that whilst he's trying to learn how to tie his shoelaces, you'll be getting an education and going on to better things in life. He'll still be working in McDonald's.
@Vorlon, congrats, shame about the flu but atleast you've got someone (your dream girl in fact) to marry!
@Golden Eyed Scout, weren't you just talking about how you want to beef up/ be able to manage in a fight, it's in another thread, I think your exact quote was:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is my plan for getting into shape and proving to everbody that I can make something of myself. It's a work out regime, and if anybody can give my any tips on exersises that will make a teenage boyish like thing stonger and fitter, they'd be very welcome... I'll also hope that if I get in a fight, god forbid, that the time spent doing this will give me a chance to last longer than three seconds.
I mean, congrat's on you for going for it and wanting to bulk up, but you better not be lying. On the internet!
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
@EF - Yes, i maybe self conscious of going to see the doctor, but on the internets, i don't know any of you personally, so it feels easier, if you understand? You probably don't, which is fine
@Just Dave - Thanks. I just get paranoid about this stuff. My sisters friend got testicular cancer, and i had to comfurt her for a good long while ( No lessons for the whole day, and i stood up against a teacher who demanded i went back to lessons...) So now im checking on regular occasions. I really really dont wanna get cancer...
So i got back from Naomie's, and we almost kissed. Gotta treat this whole situation carefully. In other news, got my haircut for stupid year 11 ball -.-
I swear to god after ball im getting myself a mohican.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Its not a genetic memory. GES is 11. Wikipedia doesnt count towards education.
Perhaps some context would help you no? It was via facebook chat, and it was a joke. We even cited Assasin's Creed as the prime example.
And I am not eleven jackass.
Just Dave wrote:Chaos and Orks won't be turning up for a while, particularly Orks. After all, apparently SoB, Grey Knights and Dark Eldar are on their way so...
@Golden Eyed Scout, weren't you just talking about how you want to beef up/ be able to manage in a fight, it's in another thread, I think your exact quote was:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is my plan for getting into shape and proving to everbody that I can make something of myself. It's a work out regime, and if anybody can give my any tips on exersises that will make a teenage boyish like thing stonger and fitter, they'd be very welcome... I'll also hope that if I get in a fight, god forbid, that the time spent doing this will give me a chance to last longer than three seconds.
I mean, congrat's on you for going for it and wanting to bulk up, but you better not be lying. On the internet!
Yup. And so far it's worked out marvelously. I went from 110 to 130 (mostly fat), and I have now dropped to 120.
In that case:
