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Post feminist, yet also willing to try the 'but I'm just a feak and weeble girly'.
And the books/magazines are the worst! Seriously. I read some of the crap they buy week in week out today. Half of it is 'look, you're just not worth it are you. She spents thousands to look better, and you can't even be arsed to slap on a bit of lipgloss' and the other half 'but at least you're not as scummy as her. Eurgh. She paid for those looks you know, the skank'. Why do they essentially choose to purchase schizophrenia? Why can't they just be happy in the way a bloke usually is, i.e. 'I could be better, but I can't be arsed. Hey ho, off for a pint'.
Then of course, the infamous feminist/post-feminist literature encouraging them to not only seek out 'the perfect relationship' but then to make unreasonable demands of all men you try on the way to it. Like it or not, you WILL do something wrong. Perhaps you didn't hug her quite long enough, which as everyone knows means you've pumped her Mum and are working on her sister, or perhaps you hugged her too long, in which case you are a controlling brute who won't let her be her.
But then us men do just sort of put up with it. It's as if our general apathy about what goes on around us includes what it really shouldn't. And that of course is wrong. Try to spend time, you're smothering, have a little time to yourself, you're neglecting.
Dammit. Why can't we genetically engineer a less insane opposite sex?
I had a girl ask me out. 5 days later, she said she wanted to break up. We got to the republican 1st base (Handshake).
Crazy bitches man. Just wait until your wife hits menopause.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Did I mention reverse sexism? Women have spent HUNDREDS OF YEARS fighting to be as equal as men, and my damned generation comes and messes it all up. I taped one of friends, and she flipped out and slapped me.
"YOU CAN'T HIT A GIRL!"
"Err... Why not?"
"Because you are a dude, and you are stronger than me!"
Mind you, this girl is a 3rd degree blackbelt and enjoys kicking the crap out of me.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Act like a jock, treat them like crap, drink and be abusive, cheat with their family and friends, wreck/sell their stuff. belittle them in public. Before i got married, way back in high school, I was mr nice guy. I got used and abused for 2 years. Then i joined the football team and was your typical dumb jock/bully and the ladies rolled in. Just think about it. They would rather date a blood thirsty undead souless monster instead of a honest hardworking guy trying to make it in the world. You want chicks, become the bad guy they have to "fix". Till you get lucky and find a girl who actually likes you for you.
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
sexiest_hero wrote:Act like a jock, treat them like crap, drink and be abusive, cheat with their family and friends, wreck/sell their stuff. belittle them in public. Before i got married, way back in high school, I was mr nice guy. I got used and abused for 2 years. Then i joined the football team and was your typical dumb jock/bully and the ladies rolled in. Just think about it. They would rather date a blood thirsty undead souless monster instead of a honest hardworking guy trying to make it in the world. You want chicks, become the bad guy they have to "fix". Till you get lucky and find a girl who actually likes you for you.
sexiest_hero wrote:Act like a jock, treat them like crap, drink and be abusive, cheat with their family and friends, wreck/sell their stuff. belittle them in public. Before i got married, way back in high school, I was mr nice guy. I got used and abused for 2 years. Then i joined the football team and was your typical dumb jock/bully and the ladies rolled in. Just think about it. They would rather date a blood thirsty undead souless monster instead of a honest hardworking guy trying to make it in the world. You want chicks, become the bad guy they have to "fix". Till you get lucky and find a girl who actually likes you for you.
Because it doesn't matter if you treat them like gak, so long as you get the chicks right?
Dear Single Women,
Please remember if gay men seem kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men it could be because they haven't spent their lives under relentless psychological warfare from your gender.
Sincerely, A Straight Man.
CoALabaer wrote: Wargamers hate two things: the state of the game and change.
chaos0xomega wrote:Dear Single Women,
Please remember if gay men seem kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men it could be because they haven't spent their lives under relentless psychological warfare from your gender.
Sincerely, A Straight Man.
Dear single women,
Thank you for making masculine men social pariahs for your scrutinized ways.
Sincerely, a metrosexual male.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Look I don't make the rules. But I'll break them down for you
Man A works really hard drives a used car and fights his way though school.
Man B does coke and plays in a crappy local rock band that turns all of 3 states.
Who do you think gets panties tossed at them.. on stage.
Man A makes a nice innocent remark to a co worker and gets called a stalker and takes a sexual harassment class.
Man be gets that lady's bare milk jugs pressed on his window as he pulls off.
If you don't want to be man A, ( 32 year old who dreams of some Asian Lady who will love him no mater what) like over 80 of all my friends. You have to be closer to man B. It's just a show. Make her think you are some bad ass she has to tame. Then let her bring out your "true self" with love and affection. That way you'll be her tamed rock star and she'll know you have a Manly man right underneath the nice guy.
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
Women are strange. I try to talk to them, and they either become addicted to me, or become a north to my south. Thee are only a few on the middle ground.
I'm the nice guy. The guy who likes to geek out. Most people don't know that I can kill a man in 20 seconds flat.
If women ever find out that below my rich, nougety exterior is a hardened man, who has learned from life to take what's given to you, and not to ask more, I'd be man B.
I, in fact, have multiple diseases that kill thousands of people each year, or around 1 in 100 who have it.
For now, I'm good with being A. But soon, if I really get angry, B will come out, and I'm afraid of B.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Thing is, guys are also completely insane. Think about it, all your mates who are also completely disfunctional in their relationships. It's just that we don't notice when our guy friends are insane, because we don't care, because we don't want to have relationships with guys.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
chaos0xomega wrote:Dear Single Women,
Please remember if gay men seem kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men it could be because they haven't spent their lives under relentless psychological warfare from your gender.
Sincerely, A Straight Man.
OH no you've discovered our secret, the gay mafia will be with you shortly
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
Just imagine how dull and lacklsuter this world would be if EVERYONE regardless of race, gender, beliefe ect were to get along with no arguments/ gi hads/ conflict of any sort.... id turn into the guy who goes to the top of the nearest clock tower with a high powered riffle, lots of alchohol, while half naked taking pot shots at random passers by.... and since everone gets along so well theres no cops to stop me.
possibly ontopic, women are crazy, us men are also crazy, and were gettin along moderately fine..... for now
chaos0xomega wrote:Dear Single Women,
Please remember if gay men seem kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men it could be because they haven't spent their lives under relentless psychological warfare from your gender.
Sincerely, A Straight Man.
OH no you've discovered our secret, the gay mafia will be with you shortly
It's even worse when you have to convince them that you're not gay.
My favourite, and least favourite example was this one girl in my psych class who would always sit beside me in every class. I figured that it was, in addition to my good humour and kind exterior, my good looks too. It took me asking her out multiple times before she realized I was straight. Of course, she avoided me like the plague after that. To her credit, almost everyone I meet tends to think I'm gay upon the first impression. But really, I'm just incredibly unhinged, slightly psychotic, and very eccentric.
I figure I'll have better odds next summester. I'll be taking two drama courses. I'll actually be manly in comparison to my peers this time 'round!
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The amount of hostility being displayed is most impressive. Not getting any lads?
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I have to agree with sexiest hero, that's my motif exactly.
When I was a polite gentlemen women wouldn't give me the time of day, even when I would hold open the door for them. Yet when I completely ignored them and hit on their friends they would always find me irresitible. It is always a mind trip when you go up to two girls ask the one out and when she says no you say, "I was talking to your friend, the other one jumps into your arms for the night."
Anything by CS Goto.
The Daily Mail.
The Labour Party Manifesto.
The Daily Star
Heat, OK, National Enquirer type magazines etc.
Council Newsletters
Student Newsletters.
Fan Fiction
Vanity published books.
The majority of modern poetry.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Then of course, the infamous feminist/post-feminist literature encouraging them to not only seek out 'the perfect relationship' but then to make unreasonable demands of all men you try on the way to it. Like it or not, you WILL do something wrong. Perhaps you didn't hug her quite long enough, which as everyone knows means you've pumped her Mum and are working on her sister, or perhaps you hugged her too long, in which case you are a controlling brute who won't let her be her.
Lots of people know people who have overheard people talking about such stuff but the reality is that everything is normal. Its like 'winter festival' instead of Christmas in Birmingham, its not really how gak goes down.
I think YOU need the hugs! come here you daftie (Internet hugs all round) now, lets do some primal screaming!
You know that doesent only apply to men right? Women can be guilty of this aswell, thus why the OP brought up magazines. I dont think most people in this thread hate women (could be wrong ) but double standards do exist and it does only take 1 crazy gf to skew your view.
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Mr. Burning wrote:
Then of course, the infamous feminist/post-feminist literature encouraging them to not only seek out 'the perfect relationship' but then to make unreasonable demands of all men you try on the way to it. Like it or not, you WILL do something wrong. Perhaps you didn't hug her quite long enough, which as everyone knows means you've pumped her Mum and are working on her sister, or perhaps you hugged her too long, in which case you are a controlling brute who won't let her be her.
Lots of people know people who have overheard people talking about such stuff but the reality is that everything is normal. Its like 'winter festival' instead of Christmas in Birmingham, its not really how gak goes down.
I think YOU need the hugs! come here you daftie (Internet hugs all round) now, lets do some primal screaming!
And i beleive he was refering to "The Rules"
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When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
how long will it take you to be a jerk for real?
better we stay someone we are able to cope with and still being able to look in a mirror without feeling the need to punch ourself. in the end everyone that thought he wont ever get a partner got a partner in the end...i think we all should behave more like ourselfs than act...
Viktor von Domm wrote:about acting like a so called jerk to get women:
When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
how long will it take you to be a jerk for real?
better we stay someone we are able to cope with and still being able to look in a mirror without feeling the need to punch ourself. in the end everyone that thought he wont ever get a partner got a partner in the end...i think we all should behave more like ourselfs than act...
vik
And personally i wouldent want to be with anyone who was that easily manipulated
Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" 
) but double standards do exist and it does only take 1 crazy gf to skew your view.