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Was looking for an update about the murdered girl in Bristol, UK, on Google News and came across an update on the world's soon-to-be fattest woman. I wonder if her toilet is reinforced too...
It always baffles me how someone continues to shovel food down their throat at that rate when they can clearly see what it's doing to them.
I understand that all sorts of "conditions" come into play here...but all I can think when I see a person who's gotten to this state is "Put the damn fork down and back away from the table before you fething die..Moron."
Sorry if that comes of as "insensitive",but for the love of all things smothered in gravy,that woman's eating habits are ridiculous.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: It always baffles me how someone continues to shovel food down their throat at that rate when they can clearly see what it's doing to them.
I understand that all sorts of "conditions" come into play here...but all I can think when I see a person who's gotten to this state is "Put the damn fork down and back away from the table before you fething die..Moron."
Sorry if that comes of as "insensitive",but for the love of all things smothered in gravy,that woman's eating habits are ridiculous.
She has a tragic condition in which food is unnaturally attracted to her mouth :(
FITZZ wrote: It always baffles me how someone continues to shovel food down their throat at that rate when they can clearly see what it's doing to them.
I understand that all sorts of "conditions" come into play here...but all I can think when I see a person who's gotten to this state is "Put the damn fork down and back away from the table before you fething die..Moron."
Sorry if that comes of as "insensitive",but for the love of all things smothered in gravy,that woman's eating habits are ridiculous.
She has a tragic condition in which food is unnaturally attracted to her mouth :(
That's a damned shame...she should consult a physician...perhaps to have her mouth wired shut.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I love how some of the comments below the article refer to serving her a wafer thin mint.
"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "feth" on their airplanes because it's obscene!" (Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now)
And you know what's funny? "feth" is actually censored on a forum about a dystopia where the nice guys are the ones who kill only millions of innocents, not billions.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I'm just glad she is American, where the Health system there doesn't have to waste hundreds of thousands of pounds in treating all the diseases. illnesses and conditions caused by her stupidity.
Sadly, we have just as many obese people over here draining the NHS of money and resources for treatment.
In an attempt to be "fair",I have to say I'm a big guy..6'4" and weigh 265...I often have that second serving of Gumbo or that extra piece of pie.
But...I do my best to stay in some sort of shape,work out three times a week,stay active...not eat a whole fething buffet worth of food.
I just can't understand anyone who seem to be dead set on looking like Jabba the Hut.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Hey we are American man, basically we are supposed to eat that extra slice but thats just un fething believable. I cant even imagine how she ate that dinner, Im not going to lie, I dont think my entire family (Im talking my wife + kids and my 2 brothers + theirs) could eat that. Holy friggin crap. I said in one of my threads I like big women, but thats about 3 big women past what I like
Khornholio wrote:Was looking for an update about the murdered girl in Bristol, UK, on Google News and came across an update on the world's soon-to-be fattest woman. I wonder if her toilet is reinforced too...
30,000 calorie meal? That'd put on 9 lbs of pure fat right there. *vomits* Her pancreas is going to go super-critical one of these days and take out a city block or three.
"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..." Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe.
KingCracker wrote: I cant even imagine how she ate that dinner, Im not going to lie, I dont think my entire family (Im talking my wife + kids and my 2 brothers + theirs) could eat that.
You forgot your evil beard needs to consume as well.
KingCracker wrote: I cant even imagine how she ate that dinner, Im not going to lie, I dont think my entire family (Im talking my wife + kids and my 2 brothers + theirs) could eat that.
You forgot your evil beard needs to consume as well.
When I say me, I mean myself + NegaBeard. Even still, that meal wouldnt be consumed!
KingCracker wrote: I cant even imagine how she ate that dinner, Im not going to lie, I dont think my entire family (Im talking my wife + kids and my 2 brothers + theirs) could eat that.
You forgot your evil beard needs to consume as well.
When I say me, I mean myself + NegaBeard. Even still, that meal wouldnt be consumed!
So long as the meal does not also include one of the children, that's perfectly fine with me.
Of course, it would be amusing to have to explain to wife when there is a child missing from dinner table after eating.
I remember watching on tv about her on the Colbert report. I gotta say she should be pretty stupid to think that she is healthy even though she needed a cesarean AND a group of 30 doctors for her birth. I actually hope she dies from a non-fat related death. That would be some pretty delicious irony there.
I would want an internet high five but ummm I dont want to be banned
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O
That's a damned shame...she should consult a physician...perhaps to have her mouth wired shut. 
