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Possibly a Jurassic Park IV?

Here's a bit of rumor about it and I love this quote from the article:

"If Universal is shooting, we say congrats - make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"

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They should of gone with a reboot; updated for a modern audience.


   
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BrassScorpion wrote:

"If Universal is shooting, we say congrats - make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"



What?
Don't make a successful film franchise, keep majority control, make a gazillion dollars so when the time comes you can finish your story and have it exactly how you imagined it to be?
Reinvigorate the movie industry?
Kick start merchandising?

Or

don't make crap movies?

Which is it?

Why can't universal just reboot it and have young Dickie Attenborough, and young Sam Neil, young Laura Dern: Jurrasic park - The Early Years.





   
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All it needs is raptors and a new big bad. I vote for a ocean edition, cause I want Dunkleosteus to eat something.

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It'll be Diplodicus or other grass eaters as the protagonists.

The evil dinos will set up home on some tar oil fields.
   
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Here's the thing.

You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...

So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.



 
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:

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Isn't that the prehistoric canrivore pig? It's not even that old.
   
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WarOne wrote:They should of gone with a reboot; updated for a modern audience.



I would go see that for the lulz

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Here's the thing.

You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...

So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.


I never did understand that part, what did eat the hand?
   
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Soladrin wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:

Use that fantastic skull


Isn't that the prehistoric canrivore pig? It's not even that old.


While it bares passing resemblance to members of the enteledont family (i think they are what you are referencing as they're similar and are a well known recent pig relative) that is a hippo skull
   
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Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead



I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.
   
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Here's the thing.

You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...

So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.


Zombie Raptors would be a trendy choice.
   
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Hippo's can also sprint at over twice the speed of a human and are highly territorial, feth T-rex's just have hippo's in JP4
   
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No more zombies...Please for the sake of the children. Make them SKELETAL raptors!

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Shadowbrand wrote:No more zombies...Please for the sake of the children. Make them SKELETAL raptors!


Skeleton raptors vs zombie hippos?
   
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corpsesarefun wrote:Hippo's can also sprint at over twice the speed of a human and are highly territorial, feth T-rex's just have hippo's in JP4



Yea Ive seen alot of animal planets featuring them. They are friggin INSANE! My oldest brother went on a safari type thing once when he was a Marine, and while the tracker and his small group were walking through the bush, the tracker fella leaped over a mess of bushes and there was a hippo just standing there about 20 or so feet away from them all. The damn thing started huffing and stamping its feet. Lucky for them they slowly backed off and didnt have to fire a whole arsenal into it
   
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KingCracker wrote:Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead



I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.


Plus, if they used Raptors how they most likely actually looked, audiences most likely wouldn't take it seriously(especially since to most people, JP1 raptors are how they believe raptors should and do look). Seriously, would you want to sit through 2 hours of nerds being chased by killer chickens?


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I was about to mention how raptors have feathers.

Imagining any of the Jurassic Park movies with an accurate representation of raptors is pretty hilarious.

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Platuan4th wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead



I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.


Plus, if they used Raptors how they most likely actually looked, audiences most likely wouldn't take it seriously(especially since to most people, JP1 raptors are how they believe raptors should and do look). Seriously, would you want to sit through 2 hours of nerds being chased by killer chickens?




I remember getting into an argument with a guy I worked with over those. He swore up and down that I was wrong and that the movie got them 100% right.
   
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KingCracker wrote:

I remember getting into an argument with a guy I worked with over those. He swore up and down that I was wrong and that the movie got them 100% right.


That's why I love having a smart phone with internet: able to show them the fossil evidence.

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It was about 9 or 10 years ago, so Im fairly certain smartphones were not around

But yes, now a days on the other hand, I would of been RIGHT! AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE!
   
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I remember hearing, and this is a complete rumor, but that in the original script for the 4th JP the Costa Rican Government weaponized the dinosaurs. I remeber hearing Sam Neill being quoted as saying "I wouldn't touch that piece of dino gak with a 10 foot pole." Weaponized Dinosaurs? Yes god Please.
   
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I heard that they were going to make a JP4, but then cancelled once Crichton died. I don't know whether to believe it or not, because it's not as though they really cared what Crichton thought.

And even if there was going to be a JP4, I would only see it if someone paid for my ticket.
JP1 = Strayed from the book, but was close to original story.
JP2 = Strayed quite far from book, but the storyline was close enough to be good.
JP3 = Pathetic. Not part of original series, relied on people getting eaten in nasty ways to be good.
JP4 = I don't want to think about it.
   
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I thought they cancelled it after the the time wasted by the 2007 strike (the time they were originally planning to make it) and the death of the guy who wrote the books.

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's funny, I like the third one quite a bit because it starts making the transition to the natual genre Jurassic park really belongs in: Survival Horrors.

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DutchKillsRambo wrote:I remember hearing, and this is a complete rumor, but that in the original script for the 4th JP the Costa Rican Government weaponized the dinosaurs. I remeber hearing Sam Neill being quoted as saying "I wouldn't touch that piece of dino gak with a 10 foot pole." Weaponized Dinosaurs? Yes god Please.


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