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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 15:23:35
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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Possibly a Jurassic Park IV?
Here's a bit of rumor about it and I love this quote from the article:
"If Universal is shooting, we say congrats - make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
THE TWEET HEARD AROUND THE WORLD... JURASSIC PARK 4?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 15:33:18
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They should of gone with a reboot; updated for a modern audience.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 17:49:03
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Bryan Ansell
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BrassScorpion wrote:
"If Universal is shooting, we say congrats - make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
What?
Don't make a successful film franchise, keep majority control, make a gazillion dollars so when the time comes you can finish your story and have it exactly how you imagined it to be?
Reinvigorate the movie industry?
Kick start merchandising?
Or
don't make crap movies?
Which is it?
Why can't universal just reboot it and have young Dickie Attenborough, and young Sam Neil, young Laura Dern: Jurrasic park - The Early Years.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 17:55:48
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All it needs is raptors and a new big bad. I vote for a ocean edition, cause I want Dunkleosteus to eat something.
This skull beats any other skull:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/10 17:57:28
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 17:58:53
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Use that fantastic skull
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 18:10:26
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Bryan Ansell
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It'll be Diplodicus or other grass eaters as the protagonists.
The evil dinos will set up home on some tar oil fields.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 18:14:50
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Here's the thing.
You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...
So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 18:23:35
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:
Use that fantastic skull 
Isn't that the prehistoric canrivore pig? It's not even that old.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 18:26:25
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Mysterious Techpriest
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WarOne wrote:They should of gone with a reboot; updated for a modern audience.

I would go see that for the lulz
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Here's the thing.
You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...
So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.
I never did understand that part, what did eat the hand?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 19:09:51
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Use that fantastic skull 
Isn't that the prehistoric canrivore pig? It's not even that old.
While it bares passing resemblance to members of the enteledont family (i think they are what you are referencing as they're similar and are a well known recent pig relative) that is a hippo skull
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:04:28
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead
I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:08:58
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Gentlemen fear is a good thing. If we did not have fear we would of all died out trying to fornicate the eye socket of a hippo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:10:17
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Bryan Ansell
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Here's the thing.
You remember JP2, with that bit when the ship containing the T rex crashes into the pier and everyone on it is dead, despite the T rex being inside the ship's hull...
So, I always figured that could have been raptors and that a film with raptors spreading across mainland USA and killing folks would make for a more interesting story.
Zombie Raptors would be a trendy choice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:12:34
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hippo's can also sprint at over twice the speed of a human and are highly territorial, feth T-rex's just have hippo's in JP4
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:12:51
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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No more zombies...Please for the sake of the children. Make them SKELETAL raptors!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:16:36
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Shadowbrand wrote:No more zombies...Please for the sake of the children. Make them SKELETAL raptors!
Skeleton raptors vs zombie hippos?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 20:18:09
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Hippo's can also sprint at over twice the speed of a human and are highly territorial, feth T-rex's just have hippo's in JP4 
Yea Ive seen alot of animal planets featuring them. They are friggin INSANE! My oldest brother went on a safari type thing once when he was a Marine, and while the tracker and his small group were walking through the bush, the tracker fella leaped over a mess of bushes and there was a hippo just standing there about 20 or so feet away from them all. The damn thing started huffing and stamping its feet. Lucky for them they slowly backed off and didnt have to fire a whole arsenal into it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 23:41:51
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead
I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.
Plus, if they used Raptors how they most likely actually looked, audiences most likely wouldn't take it seriously(especially since to most people, JP1 raptors are how they believe raptors should and do look). Seriously, would you want to sit through 2 hours of nerds being chased by killer chickens?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/10 23:50:38
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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I was about to mention how raptors have feathers.
Imagining any of the Jurassic Park movies with an accurate representation of raptors is pretty hilarious.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 00:33:36
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Clever girl...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 01:38:58
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Platuan4th wrote:KingCracker wrote:Whoa, no one messes with a damn hippo. Youll only have the chance to realize that once, and then your dead
I REALLY....really really really, really.....REALLY, really? Yes really! Hope its not full of raptors though. The raptors are the "bad guys" in every one of those damn films, at some point in the movies.
Plus, if they used Raptors how they most likely actually looked, audiences most likely wouldn't take it seriously(especially since to most people, JP1 raptors are how they believe raptors should and do look). Seriously, would you want to sit through 2 hours of nerds being chased by killer chickens?

I remember getting into an argument with a guy I worked with over those. He swore up and down that I was wrong and that the movie got them 100% right.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 01:44:06
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KingCracker wrote:
I remember getting into an argument with a guy I worked with over those. He swore up and down that I was wrong and that the movie got them 100% right.
That's why I love having a smart phone with internet: able to show them the fossil evidence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/11 01:47:49
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It was about 9 or 10 years ago, so Im fairly certain smartphones were not around
But yes, now a days on the other hand, I would of been RIGHT! AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/12 15:44:24
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I remember hearing, and this is a complete rumor, but that in the original script for the 4th JP the Costa Rican Government weaponized the dinosaurs. I remeber hearing Sam Neill being quoted as saying "I wouldn't touch that piece of dino gak with a 10 foot pole." Weaponized Dinosaurs? Yes god Please.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/12 16:10:04
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Tunneling Trygon
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I heard that they were going to make a JP4, but then cancelled once Crichton died. I don't know whether to believe it or not, because it's not as though they really cared what Crichton thought.
And even if there was going to be a JP4, I would only see it if someone paid for my ticket.
JP1 = Strayed from the book, but was close to original story.
JP2 = Strayed quite far from book, but the storyline was close enough to be good.
JP3 = Pathetic. Not part of original series, relied on people getting eaten in nasty ways to be good.
JP4 = I don't want to think about it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/12 19:55:34
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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I thought they cancelled it after the the time wasted by the 2007 strike (the time they were originally planning to make it) and the death of the guy who wrote the books.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/13 05:47:23
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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's funny, I like the third one quite a bit because it starts making the transition to the natual genre Jurassic park really belongs in: Survival Horrors.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/13 06:41:06
Subject: Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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DutchKillsRambo wrote:I remember hearing, and this is a complete rumor, but that in the original script for the 4th JP the Costa Rican Government weaponized the dinosaurs. I remeber hearing Sam Neill being quoted as saying "I wouldn't touch that piece of dino gak with a 10 foot pole." Weaponized Dinosaurs? Yes god Please.
I don't see the problem. I only see the awesome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/13 06:50:14
Subject: Re:Jurassic Park IV? "If Universal is shooting...make a great film and don't Lucas it up!"
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Fixture of Dakka
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Hmmm.....
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