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I have the last piece of leftover Christmas fruitcake with a cup of coffee on...

My hill.

I pass out the Pumpkin Pie on My Hill.

I wonder where Snurl got the pumpkin pie from on

My hill.

I'm thinking it was cannibalism on

My Hill

I eat the last cannibal still lingering around on...

My Hill

I hunt for cannibal killers on My Hill.

You have been hit by constipated pipe.

My hill

I clear the pipeline once and for all with a heavy mixture of Metamucil and Drano.

My hill.

I completely remove all pipeline and restore order on

My hill

I join the justice system on

My Hill

I fight the system on My Hill.

I systematically reconquer

My hill

But you step on one of the anti-personnel mines I left on

My hill

I unleash an air strike on

My Hill

I leash your air strike on

My Hill

Yeah! Ember`s Back!

I'm inspired by your presence on

My HIll

While you are busy toadying, I retake

My hill.

Toad this! Now get off of

My hill.

I bake a fresh batch of mince pies near hill..

Sneak up as you eat and reclaim iy then change the locks

My hill..

I yank the hill out from under you. My Hill.

My New Year's resolution is to kick everybody off

My hill.

You fail at yet another New Year's resolution.


My hill.

Ouch. That must have hurt. Unfortunately, the nearest hospital has closed down on

My Hill

I sue you for malpractice and win the Hill in the settlement.

My Hill

I settle

My Hill

I place a mysterious black box on top of My Hill.

For me?!?!?

I open the black box on

My hill.

And giant, mutant Jack-in-the-Box springs out and smashes you to pulp on

My hill.

I put the lid back on the box.
My Hill.
(case closed)

I bury the box and mark the location with a large X.
I then make a treasure map to remind me of its location, and tattoo it onto my own back on


My hill.