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"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..." Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I've always thought it was unrealistic when you finish someone off in a fighting game by kicking their leg, but apparently not so much...
Actually, blood loss from one of the major arteries in your legs is probably more quickly fatal than slitting your wrists. (Not in the medical biz, but I know a thing or two about first aid.)
In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and as a result turkey became the only food source for France, which by then will be called Robo-France 29. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I've always thought it was unrealistic when you finish someone off in a fighting game by kicking their leg, but apparently not so much...
Given the amount of time that elapsed between when he got cock-stabbed and when he actually died, I imagine it went something like this:
"Ow! You stupid rooster, I'm going to strangle you until you pop! Wow, I'm really bleeding her- Oh gak! The police! Gotta run run run run! I escaped from the cops, but man, I'm still bleeding bad. I'd better do something about that, but first, I'm going to sit down and have a rest. All that running made me so tired. So tired...' *thud*
"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..." Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I've always thought it was unrealistic when you finish someone off in a fighting game by kicking their leg, but apparently not so much...
Given the amount of time that elapsed between when he got cock-stabbed and when he actually died, I imagine it went something like this:
"Ow! You stupid rooster, I'm going to strangle you until you pop! Wow, I'm really bleeding her- Oh gak! The police! Gotta run run run run! I escaped from the cops, but man, I'm still bleeding bad. I'd better do something about that, but first, I'm going to sit down and have a rest. All that running made me so tired. So tired...' *thud*
HAH! What a terrible way to die.
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I've always thought it was unrealistic when you finish someone off in a fighting game by kicking their leg, but apparently not so much...
Given the amount of time that elapsed between when he got cock-stabbed and when he actually died, I imagine it went something like this:
"Ow! You stupid rooster, I'm going to strangle you until you pop! Wow, I'm really bleeding her- Oh gak! The police! Gotta run run run run! I escaped from the cops, but man, I'm still bleeding bad. I'd better do something about that, but first, I'm going to sit down and have a rest. All that running made me so tired. So tired...' *thud*
HAH! What a terrible way to die.
Some people might enjoy that Although, there's a story about a guy who got killed by a horse for said reason.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I've always thought it was unrealistic when you finish someone off in a fighting game by kicking their leg, but apparently not so much...
Given the amount of time that elapsed between when he got cock-stabbed and when he actually died, I imagine it went something like this:
"Ow! You stupid rooster, I'm going to strangle you until you pop! Wow, I'm really bleeding her- Oh gak! The police! Gotta run run run run! I escaped from the cops, but man, I'm still bleeding bad. I'd better do something about that, but first, I'm going to sit down and have a rest. All that running made me so tired. So tired...' *thud*
HAH! What a terrible way to die.
Some people might enjoy that Although, there's a story about a guy who got killed by a horse for said reason.
I was the only one of my friends who actually laughed at that video.
Man, this is such fail . This article had so much potential to be about death by being bludgeoned by a weaponized dildo.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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oh title is a bit of a let down, was expecting a killer penis
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I'm a little disturbed by the number of people who came into the thread hoping for a story about a killer penis.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
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sebster wrote:I'm a little disturbed by the number of people who came into the thread hoping for a story about a killer penis.
Oh believe me I was not hoping that was the case.
I have to admit..the first thing I thought of upon reading the thread tittle was that scene in the film Seven.
That was the image I had in mind when I started it. I enjoy the humor of averted expectations, and I would hate to get in trouble for breaking naughty language use rules, so I'm just talking about the rooster!
In other news, I read about a D&D campaign where a mage had a rooster familiar, Awakened it, took the time to have it accumulate a couple levels in the Barbarian class, and then waited for just the right moment to announce that he was about to unleash his raging cock upon his foes.
"-Nonsense, the Inquisitor and his retinue are our hounoured guests, of course we should invite them to celebrate Four-armed Emperor-day with us..." Thought for the Day - Never use the powerfist hand to wipe.
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Whoo, the onion at its fethin' best. So many awesome references in that first article.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
That whole issue was amazingly good. Like they channeled their shock and sorrow into their art, even though their art is humor. Mind = blown.
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More2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++ A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
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