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What kind of activities could you see Orks doing for fun?

Some things I thought of are

-races
-pit fights
-drinking
-squiggoth rodeos (snakebites)
-Arm wresteling
-head butting compititions
-choppa throwing (like darts)
-yelling compititions

pretty much everything they would do would be a compitition it's in their nature

 
   
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Grot toss...

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On a boat, Trying not to die.

I think that covers it.

Oh, and kicking the snot of out Grots and Snotlings.

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Gladiatorial combats, grenade volleyball, grot shooting gallery, guardsmen sniping competition..

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Squig eating contests.
You know, where you gotta eat a Face-eating squig before it eats you.

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Cage matches, summon demons, paint things red then roll them downhill.

 
   
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Orks fight each-other in their free time.
On the other hand I heard that they actually have civilization and they have free market. They use teeth for money

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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.


The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?

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Brother Coa wrote:Orks fight each-other in their free time.
On the other hand I heard that they actually have civilization and they have free market. They use teeth for money


So, one of their favorite free-time occupation is dentistry?

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Laodamia wrote:
Brother Coa wrote:Orks fight each-other in their free time.
On the other hand I heard that they actually have civilization and they have free market. They use teeth for money


So, one of their favorite free-time occupation is dentistry?


Seems like that. In DoW you can actually hear an Ork when enemy unit is killed: "Don't touch that tuff, it's my tuff."

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Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.


The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?

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"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."

 
   
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Saintspirit wrote:Bet there are some who just lie down and watch tv or trails around on the internet.


I agree with that. I even think some of the users of this forum are greenskins.

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I think you pretty much covered what they like to do in the OP. I think every ork also likes to tinker with gubbinz to some extent, it's just the mechs are better at it. I think the models are supposed to show that they personalise their stuff to make it more shooty, killy, hitty or snazzy.

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Ronin wrote:Squig eating contests.
You know, where you gotta eat a Face-eating squig before it eats you.


I thought that was called a squig kissing contest.

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Getting beat around by 'nids seems good.

or maybe squig races! large looted stadiums with a squig racing track. Gambling and killing galore!

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-cannibalism - part and parcel of the Orc way of life.
-teeth collecting hobbies
-Torture
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I'd think fart, belching and other bodily function contests.

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well dey fight each otter of course. kick the snot out of lazy grots. Invent newer killy stuff. hot potato with a grenade maybe?

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Orkymike wrote:well dey fight each otter of course. kick the snot out of lazy grots. Invent newer killy stuff. hot potato with a grenade maybe?


I fought an otter once, was a piece of cake, Kicked it's bloody Face off! I think the correct orkism is 'Uvva' for Other.

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Perkustin wrote:
Orkymike wrote:well dey fight each otter of course. kick the snot out of lazy grots. Invent newer killy stuff. hot potato with a grenade maybe?


I fought an otter once, was a piece of cake, Kicked it's bloody Face off!
lol sorry still getting use to talking like an ork. i sometimes butcher it so it sounds and looks really funny.

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Laodamia wrote:
Brother Coa wrote:Orks fight each-other in their free time.
On the other hand I heard that they actually have civilization and they have free market. They use teeth for money


So, one of their favorite free-time occupation is dentistry?


if by dentisty you mean burying them shoulder deep in dirt and then kicking their teeth out, then yes

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Just depends on what the orks like. Some will race, meks build, warboss holds parties and tell of conquest, burnas weld stuff for said mek, rest party and fight basically.

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