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Life just has you boned, you can get back up.

Also in a hour! In a Hour I leave to kill and make faces pregnant in the name of Russ!!

I HAD 2 MONSTERS BABY!!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:Life just has you boned, you can get back up.

Giggedy

AND WHEN YOU SEE THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!!!

Ghosty wrote:Well my life is meaningless now

I feel you man.

I wake up in the morning, check the time on my alarm clock. Remeber I have no exams that day and think "What is the fething point?" then I go back to sleep in to 5 0'clock.

Then I hear my house phone ring and it's one of my sisters friends phoning to wake me up so I can answer the door as my sister tweeted that she's been stuck outside for an hour and a half.

Shadowbrand wrote:AND WHEN YOU SEE THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!!!

I don't even want to know if there's a second meaning behind that.

Bleh. So much hate for the Apple right now. Their new software not working right is making my day at work rough.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I finally got Republic Commando working on my mom's laptop.

And I now fething HATE Super Battle Droids.

Well went to the tourny. Won first game then lost the second cutting me out from the tourny.

I had a blast I regret nothing.

I would like to tell you all a story. One of ambition. Lust. Idiocy. Success. Failure. A story of Heaven and Hell, of incredible power both gained and lost. Of a man who thought he could have the power of the world at his finger tips and prove to a girl that she could have all of her desires fulfilled if she chose him. A man foolish enough to beleive that he could have powers rivaling that of any god. A man foolish enough to fall in love with a woman which didn't share his lust. A fool hardy man, beleiving himself to be capable of handling anything that came his way, and that he was untouchable.

This man....

This man is me.

I tried to show both Gods and Man that I could control the powers of the cosmos, crashed and burned from it. I write this not for entertainment, I write this so those poor souls thinking to copy my work will not make the same mistake I did. You can not control the powers of Gods, and everything you know of the spiritual realm is false.

Slarg232 wrote:I would like to tell you all a story. One of ambition. Lust. Idiocy. Success. Failure. A story of Heaven and Hell, of incredible power both gained and lost. Of a man who thought he could have the power of the world at his finger tips and prove to a girl that she could have all of her desires fulfilled if she chose him.

SOUNDS HOT.

Kidding, sounds very dramatic.

Got my marks for this year. I did well. Very well.

I'll find out some time in August.

I am wondering why I am up at 3;30 at night.

WOOOOOOOOO! It's Saturday, y'all. Well, officially in 3 hours it is, but Friday at 9pm is just as good, if not better.

Lager! Lager is ruling the pre-Saturday festivities. Gawd, does work ever suck. Hopefully, this weekend there will be painting of a war altar, a small Gundam model and a visit with a special lady friend. The hours between 5pm Friday and 5pm Saturday, those 24 hours, rule the week!

Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

I woke up, And Allfather do I feel not well.

Also I work a 8 hour shift tomorrow!!!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

1. I hate people that walk slow. I have a classto go to, and my projects gonna be late if you don't get ou... How can someone that only wieghs 90 pounds take up an entire 8 foot wide hallway? Lady, yes you. Yes, I'm talking to you. I hate you.

After school, walking the hallways, it's shocking to see that the hallways are around 8 times the size they are during passing time. It's like the school is a human body, and the hallways are its arteries. All the idiots are cholesterol. Understand?

Personally, I'm kinda pished off about how I'll post a perfectly level-headed, reasonable and accurate post during a debate (IMHO), then people will go back to their senseless arguing for the sack of, even though I have effectively proved there's nothing to argue over. I think...


Curse you internetzzzzzz!

Party tommorow with my friend.
Hopefully his hot cousins will be there.

If not, we'll prolly just dick around on the Xbox.

Me signing a contract with the Thunder

Why is it that when presented with the choice to either sleep or stay up and dick around on the computer, I will always choose computer?

I think getting a job as a trainer for an NBA team is better than all of that.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Do you have Asperger's?

On a more cheerful note, I visited my college for orientation. Mother fether, I love my college so much. Because of scholarships, it's only $5k a year. Yes that's still a lot of money but when you consider that tuition per year was around $40k, that's fething amazing. So I'm really happy.

I've already made a good group of friends. Unfortunately the two girls that I am friends with both have boyfriends, soo that's kinda the only downer.

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Vladsimpaler wrote:Do you have Asperger's?

I don't think so, but I just checked the symptoms for it and a lot of them are me. Of course it is possible that I am just extremely unpleasant .

I now have what seems like a million months off before Uni starts I'm sooo happeee !

Im off this evening to get so hammered that i get paralytic.

Will be good.

Made electronic beats on my iphone called: "Jizzed in my pants", "Sexy penguins are sexy" and "Gorilla faces"....

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

ncaa_40k wrote:I think getting a job as a trainer for an NBA team is better than all of that.

Wouldn't a basketball trainer have more important things to do than posting on an internet forum about toy soldiers?

Besides, basketball is a pretty "Meh" sport. It's one of the few games to come out of Canada that we don't pay much attention to on average.