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And ill loot your fridge.

Just for that extra shock factor.

Damn rights!

Bored to a near death state... help?

Drive around town with your head out the diver's side window, Ace Ventura style, screaming out DoW quotes and/or Boreale-isms

Tally up how many people stop whatever they're doing and just stare at you.

metallifan wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

*Rolls eyes* Fine. I don't need my house burning down.

Again.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

*Rolls eyes* Fine. I don't need my house burning down.

Again.

Excellent...




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...You don't mean...

...ROMAN SPAYSE MARINEZ!?

*SQUEE*

Metalfin, I also have a nice suprise in store for you tomorrow when I get my blog up and running and old friend is returning temporarily.

Well thats odd-it says the last person to post was Metallifan, yet it's quite clearly Wolf.

How perculiar...

It's because I am very ninja. Everybody should know this.

metallifan wrote:Drive around town with your head out the diver's side window, Ace Ventura style, screaming out DoW quotes and/or Boreale-isms

Tally up how many people stop whatever they're doing and just stare at you.

28, then I got bored again...

I also went to the store for a sec too, and parked with a "LIKE A GLOVE!"

Hmm... Combine one cup/spoonfull/fistfull of all the food in your kitchen in the blender, mulch it, and see if you can choke it down.

Just skip "Zesty Italian" dressing if you have any.

That stuff is the devil.

I just ate a bowl of Battered squid ring's.... I think im done with food for a while...

Oh! The knife game! My buddies and I used to play this one.

Take off your socks and shoes. Now, hold a knide at about chest level, blade down, and drop it, trying to aim for the gaps between your toes.

One of the boys ended up nailing his toe to the surface of a dock once. Funny as hell, because you could see red dots going all the way back down the dock, marking his dash to the washroom for wads of paper towel

...squid rings ? wow. That takes some doing. I like your bravery on the food front.

metallifan wrote:Oh! The knife game! My buddies and I used to play this one.

Take off your socks and shoes. Now, hold a knide at about chest level, blade down, and drop it, trying to aim for the gaps between your toes.

One of the boys ended up nailing his toe to the surface of a dock once. Funny as hell, because you could see red dots going all the way back down the dock, marking his dash to the washroom for wads of paper towel

I assume the hospital gives you mates rates?

No (Free healthcare, remember? )but they did know me on a first-name basis between the ages of 8 and 16. That or "Sue's boy", as my mum works there, and thanks to her son's stupid ideas, she's become quite well known among the thousand or so staff

I think the best one for them was when I showed up at the age of 13 with several pencil erasers jammed right up to my eardrums. My buddies bet me I couldn't stuff 3 erasers total in my ears, but I showed them, I did!

That or the time my buddy (same one that stabbed his foot) and I decided to make a sledding hill out of the steps on our back deck because there wasn't enough snow on the ground. Ended up going through the neighbor's fence that was about 10 feet away from the bottom. Got a nasty gash on my cheek and my buddy got a concussion when he flew off the sled and cranked his head on their stucco wall

Oh, one time, we were at the park (i was 10 or 11 i think) there was this big play thing, with cross bars you could hang from and one straight pole at the end (like a strippers pole now that i think of it...) Anyway, we were seeing who could grab the farthest one by jumping from the side bars.

I ended up missing the second to last one, and flying teeth first into the stripper pole. I came home missing a tooth, mouth full of blood.

Now my upper front teeth have dead nerves, which means I beat everyone at ice eating competitions until brainfreeze sets in.

Just made some more beats called: "Loaf of Sandwich", "Bathtub Jello", "Ohi,liek mudkipz II"


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metallifan wrote:Hmm... Combine one cup/spoonfull/fistfull of all the food in your kitchen in the blender, mulch it, and see if you can choke it down.

Just skip "Zesty Italian" dressing if you have any.

That stuff is the devil.

Ick, gross. My fridge has three varieties of this kind of dressing. All of them are equally unimpressive.

I'm happy finally some of my CSM lot is going away.



On another note. I fethed up big today. I thought I was supposed to be in at 8am.

Nah I read my co-workers hours AGAIN. I'm working 4pm-8pm.

The people who wrote 'In the night garden' are nuts.

Probably a very rich nuts, but plain old crazy nonetheless.

My son watches it on TV every day and my wife is buying him books, toys, dolls and DVDs.

What's on my mind is my school prom.

Which is on thursday.

I have a plan for it which invovles me and one other person. But I'm not too sure of that others person's reaction to my plan.

In short: A bit worried.

VikingScott wrote:What's on my mind is my school prom.

Which is on thursday.

I have a plan for it which invovles me and one other person. But I'm not too sure of that others person's reaction to my plan.

In short: A bit worried.

Our prom was almost a month and a half ago

Good luck with that. Worse comes to worse, you can just stay home and paint your feelings on the back of a rhino.

Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Maybe man. Good Luck anyway though, so long as you don't let it ruin an otherwise good night (although you already think prom will be rubbish so...). By the sounds of things it'll either make the night even better or you'll have fun anyways.

Good Luck Scott. I loved prom personally.

At our school formal (going to a grammar School we were above 'proms') one couple turned up in an ice cream van and handed out free ice creams.

Was most choice.

The after prom party is where the action is.
Ours rocked, but being midwinter all 150 of us were in a backyard at -1 degrees, drunk. So went to one of the hotels in town where we had booked out 2 floors and partied on in warmth.

The only party that came close was the Last day of school party.

Let me put it into perspective of why it will be bad.

Last years was cancelled due to lack of interest.
About 85ish people are going to the same after party I am and the rule is is that you have to go to prom first.

I have a year of 200ish.
So thats nearly half the year going only for the after party. lolz.

And thanks for the luck. I feel like I'll need it.

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Your telling her you play 40k?

Game over man.... Game over.

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

I remember our Grad party. I convinced one guy to give a speech. It went something like this...


"Kay... Kay... Ev... Everyone! Every-SHUT UP! Everyone Imma giveah speech! Everyone shut up!...

Kay... So.. Congratulations to... Shut up! To the class of Grade 17 or 12 or whatever... Everyone shut up! I'm trying to give a speech! Shut up! Every... Shut up!

Grade... I'm proud of grade 12008 or 2008 or 12 or... EVERYONEBODY SHUT THE F*** UP! HOLY F*** I'M TRYING TO GIVE A SPEECH! F***ING PROUD OF GRADE 12 AND S***! SHUT UP!"


I then told him people might pay more attention to him if he jumped the fire (Which was not very big at all as far as bushparties go). He was so drunk he just fell face first off his chair when he tried to jump, and ended up a good arm's length from the fire. Stupid? Sure. But damn was it funny.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Your telling her you play 40k?

Game over man.... Game over.

No I am not.
Not until a few months in and maybe not even then.

Its was just a reply to what the previous poster to me said (name sllips my mind atm)

Soladrin wrote:
I also went to the store for a sec too, and parked with a "LIKE A GLOVE!"

Sigged.

(Might I ask what your parked with?)