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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT wielding the Blade of Awe charges at the Demon*

OT: FOR AMELIAAAA

*The crew charge behind him echoing his battle cry*

FOR AMELIAAAAAAAA

*Begin battling the Demon*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Repressor hatch locks to sound proof mode and suspension locks down*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
*OT wielding the Blade of Awe charges at the Demon*

OT: FOR AMELIAAAA

*The crew charge behind him echoing his battle cry*

FOR AMELIAAAAAAAA

*Begin battling the Demon*


*Iosan army charges next to OT and crew*
*Several Myrmidons and Banshees take the lead and begin smashing aside demon after demon*
*Houseguard Halberdiers form the core of the line and their halberds begin to rise and fall in terrible rhythm, cutting down demon after demon*
FOR IOS! FOR SCYRAH! SHOW THEM NO MERCY!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: I've got to get to bed early tonight because of Hershey Park ye! So I'm maybe going to have time to post 2 or 3 more times.
BiC: The lead Demon rises up and stomps an Manticore to scrap with a single foot.

OT: There he is! Ra, Horus, take the left! Morri, Huitz, to the right! Quetz, with me!

*The crew charges the demon*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*several Manticores raise their Cyclone cannons in unison and blast the lead Demon to its' knees*
TAKE HIM DOWN NOW! BEFORE HE RECOVERS!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny pokes Yarrick in the ribs] [Is swatted in return]

Piss off. I just want to rest. If I'm sleeping, I can pretend none of this ever happened... [Shifts out of the way]

[Benny sits quietly on end of sofa]: When did you last eat anything? Or shower? [Is ignored]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Quetz wraps himself the Demons neck and begins choking him at OT flies up*

OT: THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND!

*OT thrusts the Blade into the eye of the beast deep enough to penatrate the brain*

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC It seems as though I missed a fair bit...Groovy...

Bic *Stirs again and sits up*

*Goes downstairs back to bar*

Where is everybody?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Daemonette shrugs and gives universal sign language for "went on a trip", then goes back to sweeping up]

[Yarrick grumbles at being pestered and half-heartedly tries to kick Benny off the sofa]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*The Demon knocks away OT who falls out of the sky and lands hard on a rock outcropping*

OT: Hurts...

*OT looks down and sees blood on his wing where he was hit*

OT: Not good...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/25 01:34:14


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Manticore's all continue to pour Cyclone Cannon fire into the Demon, driving him back*
*Heavy Rifle Teams pour fire into the Demon as well, driving him to one knee*
*raises Runebolt Cannon and puts a bolt into the Demon's eye, making him roar in pain*
BY NYSSOR YOU WILL DIE HERE!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT heaves himself up in time to see Ra crash into a Manticore after being thrown by the Demon*

OT: RA!

*Ra is bleeding from a cut across one of his eyes*

Ra: No! Go save *Winces and grips left leg* Morri!

*OT looks up in time to see the Demon grab the Morrigan*

OT: NOOOOO!!! *In a rage OT, ignoring his injured wing flies up and slashes the Demons fingers forcing him to release his grip. Morrigan falls but is caught by Cal*

OT: YOU WILL NOT HURT MY FRIENDS!

*The Demon swats OT out of the air again. OT crashes into a discarded spear which stabs into his back*

OT: AGH! What's wrong with me? How am I getting hurt?

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*the Iosan forces continue to pour fire into the Demon, driving him back*
*runs over to OT and slaps him in the face, hard*
GET UP AND FIGHT OR BY SCYRAH I'LL SHOW YOU THE REAL MEANING OF PAIN!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT takes the slap without flinching*

OT: Thanks for that. *Gets up with spear sticking out of back*
It's the Demons. They can hurt us. We just gotta hit them harder *A Demon throws a spear at WK*
OT: No you don't!
*Slashes the spear out of the air before it can hurt WK*
OT: You're welcome
*Flies up and attacks again with the Blade *

 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Has procured a seemingly endless supply of grenades that burst in a violet flare of lingering energy that slowly fades*
I'll explain these later.
*Throws a grenade into a cluster of greater daemons*
*When the field disappears, there's nothing but an enormous puddle of blue goo*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is calmly firing runebolt after runebolt into the mass of demons*
I've seen weirder in my time, no need for an explanation
*fires a runebolt around a wall into a demon's face*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You hate warpcraft and magic. I'm afraid to admit it.
I'll just go out and say it. I weaponised the Hounds. The grenade summons them, the field contains them.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*fires another runebolt*
We do not hate magic, we merely hate the human practitioners of magic in the Iron Kingdoms, as their rampant use of it hurts Scyrah. This place is different though, your magic use does not harm my goddess

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal yells at WK while dragging Morri out of harms way*

Cal: Talk later! Fight now!

*Ignoring the arrows being fired at him and dodging the attacks from the Great Demon OT flies up with the Blade, circling the Demon he signals to Huitz*

Huitz: Hey ugly! *Jabs spear into the Demons skull. The Demon roars in pain he swats Huitz away. Huitz lands hard on top of a out cold Horus as OT takes the opening*

OT: THIS IS FOR AMELIA!

*OT drives the Blade home as Demon Archers fire on him. Hit multiple times in the back OT and the Demon fall together*
*Still hold his leg Ra yells*
Ra: Somebody! Catch him!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/25 02:45:20


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shoots down another demon with a lethally accurate runebolt shot*
*OT lands on me*
GAK!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal has gotten Morri and Horus to safety and is with a injured Huitz helping Ra when OT lands*

Cal: NICK!

*Cal runs over to OT and begins extracting Arrows and sealing wounds*

OT: It's dead. Give this to someone for now *Holds out the Blade of Awe* They'll need it more than me

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*very slowly stands up from where she was crushed*
*mutters to OT*
Next time would you mind NOT landing on my head?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal is covered in OT's blood and still working*

Cal: SHUT UP! This is serious. I haven't seen him this injured since Conquest

Edit: and that's me for tonight! Tomorrow I am legit going to Hershey this time. So I'm going to be gone all day and too tired to stay up tomorrow night. So this is it for me unless I manage to post one before I leave in the morning. Until then SEE YA'LL LATERRRRRRR!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 03:04:46


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Shrugs*

Where is the elf then? She's late for her training...

*Shrugs again*

Her loss...

*Sadly walks over to bar*

*Looks at bartender who automatically starts pouring mead*

*Puts hand up*

Honey wine thank you. I have something that I must forget...

*Death apparates next to the dead Gigante*

Thank you! I am very grateful for this!

*Collects its soul*

Thank you for your donation, goodbye!

*Disappears*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/25 04:06:48


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*meanwhile in room the repressor bounces gentley on suspension and Maria laughs and goes to bar ordering a breakfast*

Wanna join yarrick, benny, deamonette? Do you have a name.other than a noun, it sounds like I'm being rude?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 06:23:46


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Can't... sleep...

BiC:

*Cal looks up from OT*

Cal: This is all I can do here, we need to get him to my medbay or he will die. He's lost too much blood and we don't have anyone who can provide a transfusion.

*Huitz picks up OT and starts running back to the shuttle*

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc...

Marlas auto doc system was loaded. It can get him stabilised.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: Right. Thanks!

BiC:

*Huitz sees the auto-doc*

Huitz: Oh thank you Marla...

*Puts OT in the auto-doc*

Cal: That should stabilize him for now, but we need to get him back as soon as possible. Are the others secure?

*Huitz nods*

Cal: And can you fly this thing?

*Huitz shakes his head*

Cal: Wonderful.

*Cal goes out to WK and Verv*

Cal: Look, I need your help. I know Nick hurt the Knight but he's in dire straights and we're without a pilot. Will you help us?

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*auto doc beeps and activates in the corner of the shuttle*

Nichols.... Medical history... Unknown... Activating emergency triage systems. Advise seek advanced medical care when possible.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Ra limps up on crutches*

Ra: I can fly this with one leg out. Let's get back to your medlab. I'll leave one of the pods of the others.

*Shuttle takes off a little clumsily*

 
   
 
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