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2011/05/12 07:31:23
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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a handfull of wounded, but no deaths  Automatically Appended Next Post: Also sharp, if you want to snipe with a lasgun, you are best off in alpha, as gamma platoon are our outflankers whilst alpha hold the line Automatically Appended Next Post: Lyzin Locrian wrote:89-Pvt Ranco Steele, transfer from the Kroshin 92nd. Logistical error landed me here, in the wrong regiment with the wrong kit, they even put me on the wrong planet. Nice planet though, comfortable temperature, real polite man eating plants. Yep think I'll enjoy this one . . . uh . . . Sir.
The emperor doesn't believ in accidents and nor do we!
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/05/12 07:34:39
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2011/05/12 08:09:20
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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DarthLakey wrote:I have come to take the Emperor's Credit.
I would request a position as a SWO: Sniper rifle operative.
Sharpe's the name, and sharp is my game.
My rifle's name will be Lucille
How very subtle of you...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/12 11:22:29
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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It's more subtle than games workshop's normal stuff
(read: praetorians. They have a captain Cain, and ARE the British colonials from the era of Zulu)
I mean Praetoria was a colony (now a city) in south Africa - and they think we wouldn't notice
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/12 11:29:41
 Praise be to the God-Emperor of Mankind
God does not favour the biggest army, only the greatest shots - Voltaire
So that leaves Space Marines and Eldar! - Anon
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2011/05/12 14:00:06
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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No idea if you are still accepting recruits but...
Pvt. Nelson reporting for duty sir, put me where you need me and im am sure to make you proud
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When life give you lemons keep them, because hey, free lemons |
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2011/05/12 15:28:40
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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We still are, welcome Trooper!
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2011/05/13 00:51:40
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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Huh I didn't know gamma was our outflanking platoon. Anyways it was good to kill some xeno scum! We should claim war trophies! Nothing says good job with a ceremonial shrunken ork head and choppa
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 "Dahl makes weapons for professional mercs. They're heavy, accurate and effective, assuming you are strong enough to hold one!" - Marcus Kincaid
82-PVT Maa Squad II Platoon Gamma of the 222nd catachan transferred now 134-Sniper Maa
Hoping for storm trooper training 
 my IG squad beats your squad!
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2011/05/13 04:12:37
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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Dahl Corp. wrote:Huh I didn't know gamma was our outflanking platoon. Anyways it was good to kill some xeno scum! We should claim war trophies! Nothing says good job with a ceremonial shrunken ork head and choppa
This thread Plus that post just made my costume for any convention i go to ever.
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2011/05/13 07:02:57
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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Platoon Alpha - Squad IV
Pvt Porthos reporting sir!
I'll do my gakking best for the Emperor!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/13 09:29:59
Competence on the battlefield is a myth. The side which screws up next to last wins, it's as simple as that.
— Lord General Zyvan +++
Catachan 222nd Regiment Alpha Platoon IV Squad
52 - Pvt Porthos
Brother Veteran Metalus of the Hellsing Crusaders Vanguard Veteran Squad "Spooooooooooon!" |
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2011/05/13 13:35:41
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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Welcome Trooper Porthos!
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2011/05/13 14:34:27
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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No real desire to join this outfit. Instead, posting 'cause I ran across this researching for another post:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/3839503/Us-Army-Field-Manual-Fm-905-Jungle-Operations-How-to-Fight
Its the US Army Field Manual for jungle warfare. No, it won't help *at all* with 40k, but a.) Knowing more about your favored terrain will add verisimilitude, and b.) its always cool to read Army FMs.
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"I went into a hobby-shop to play m'self a game,
The 'ouse Guru 'e up an' sez "The Guard is weak and lame!"
The Chaos gits around the shelves they laughed and snickered in my face,
I outs into the street again an' grabbed my figure-case."
Oh it's "Angels this" an' "Space-wolves that", and "Guardsmen, go away!";
But it's "Thank you for the ordnance" when the Guard begins to play,
O it's "LOOK AT ALL THE ORDNANCE!" when the Guard begins to play.."
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2011/05/13 16:07:00
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.
Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/13 16:20:32
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2011/05/13 16:14:59
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Varrick wrote:
PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.
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2011/05/13 19:58:54
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Sneaky Kommando
Atlanta
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Any room in your Ogryns for Bone'ead Nagoth? 
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I'm kind of a big deal... people know me... |
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2011/05/13 22:09:07
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Well I feel stupid.
89-Pvt Bax "Kukri" Stumbo reporting sir.
That offworlder got sent back home, so no need to worry 'bout him any more.
Here to do my duty sir, no mistakes, no excuses.
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2011/05/13 22:15:03
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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Welcome Stumbo
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2011/05/14 04:04:07
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Bounding Assault Marine
Kamloops, BC, Canada
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Varrick wrote:
PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.
Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.
Quick high five!
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Space Marines Rules!!      
Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their purge of Xenos and everything not nice.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/367631.page
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2011/05/14 04:08:23
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Sir, I noticed a man named Steele in Alpha platoon. Is he the transfer from Kroshin? I thought he had left, correct me if I'm wrong sir.
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2011/05/14 04:33:14
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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avondale wrote:Varrick wrote:
PFFFHth like we would take directions on jungle combat from the US army.
Edit: I wish i had soemone to high five after that one.
Quick high five!
/highfive
Thank you; i was having trouble sleeping because such awesomeness had to be celebrated.
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2011/05/14 20:05:53
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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Thank you for the booklet it was an interesting read!
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2011/05/14 20:29:19
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2011/05/14 21:48:23
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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We have no meltas at the moment, and we don't need more commissars for now, you will have to re-pick
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2011/05/14 21:49:17
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/14 22:56:06
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...
87Pvt.Garm- I'm up for that. Where do I sign up?
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/05/14 22:57:31
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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it looks lik the penal legion may be being shipped offworld for a new mission as we need the bunks for the new sniper team
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2011/05/14 22:58:11
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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undivided wrote:purplefood wrote:131-Ovr. Purple-He could always join the suicide squad...
87Pvt.Garm- I'm up for that. Where do I sign up?
131-Ovr. Purple-Ask our dear Marshal for reassignment...
Welcome to the deadliest job you have ever been in. Forget all those pansy assignments, this is death and glory nothing else.
What's your crime?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/15 12:14:19
Subject: Re:'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Just give me any gun which kills things and not me; i.e, not a lasgun or plasmagun
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2011/05/15 12:18:41
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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Okay then we have an autocannon gunner position open welcome to the 222nd
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2011/05/15 12:28:48
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Dispassionate Imperial Judge
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Can I be an Ogryn bone 'ead?
Ogryn Ian (Ec) ?
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2011/05/15 17:30:53
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Legendary Dogfighter
Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!
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You can i guess, normally i wouldn't allow it, but hey you help pay for dakka so sure.
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2011/05/15 18:28:47
Subject: 'Make me a catachan'-Join the catachan 222nd today!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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47 pvt. sharpe- when will we be dployed next, sir.
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Praise be to the God-Emperor of Mankind
God does not favour the biggest army, only the greatest shots - Voltaire
So that leaves Space Marines and Eldar! - Anon
======Begin Dakka Geek Code======
DR:90-S++G+++M++B+I+Pw40k98/f+++D++++A+++/eWD8R++T(M)DM+
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Pvt. Alderaan Xerxes reporting for duty, sir! 