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**115th Cadian Shock Troops**

Private A. Chantle Platoon Gamma
Squad III, reporting in, sir. (sorry if this is full)

**hlaine.larkin**

We will be deployed next in 2 days we hope, likely a training exercise. we also have more reinforcements en reute about 5 more squads from the 223rd who were deployed to the south of the planet against the nids so we will be operating a rotation

**DarthLakey**

five squads against an army of nids?
that's good odds.

**purplefood**

123-Pilot Kerrick-Maybe they like a challenge...

**DarthLakey**

47-you mean th catachan right?
nah, issa walk inna park

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i feel bad for the nids

**Varrick**

Ya think i will have time to teach the Orgyn how to sing and dance along to "cant touch this" before we deploy? Gonna give you a minute to absorb that image.

**TheCupcakeCowboy**

Need more corpses...err bodies sir?

SWO C.C. 'Brick' Riker reporting for duty
(if that doesn't work just throw me in with the rank and file, I'm sure my confirmed kills will do the talking

)

**Valkarie**

Is their any space left? If so Ill be a puny

private.

**hlaine.larkin**

Welcome troopers!

**DarthLakey**

47-pvt. Sharpe-did we get deployed in the end... I don't remember a thing.Sir

**Lyzin Locrian**

DarthLakey wrote:47-pvt. Sharpe-did we get deployed in the end... I don't remember a thing.Sir

89-Pvt. Stumbo- If we had been deployed we would have been told about it, don't you know how the structure of command operates?! Besisdes if we had fought already wouldn't you expect some chatter about it? Seriously pay attention.

48-Pvt. Steele- Hey cut it out man, I think he just took a REALLY long nap and thought we had left without him. . . wait do catachans nap?

89-Pvt. Stumbo- No, we don't, he just has a bad memory.

48-Pvt. Steele- Oh, well, maybe it would be better to leave him behind in the next battle then.

89-Pvt. Stumbo- HA HA HA! I like the way you think offworlder, I'm gonna like you.

48-Pvt. Steele- Good to know.

**Skozy**

If you mentioned a Commissar in your midst I'll happily join the ranks as one, unless taken.

**hlaine.larkin**

We already have 2 i am afraid, a regimental and platoon one- but if we need a new one, i will add you onto the list

**DarthLakey**

47- I'll show you whose got bad memory, but actually I won't.
Because I don't want to be flayed then hung and then burned.

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yay for the imperial guard!

**hlaine.larkin**

DarthLakey wrote:47- I'll show you whose got bad memory, but actually I won't.
Because I don't want to be flayed then hung and then burned.

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yay for the imperial guard!

We don't flay hang and burn people noo! we hand them over to the commissars, or the inquisition, or volunteer them for servitor duty.

**4oursword**

Thank you Sir! What's my ID?

**DarthLakey**

read the imperial guardsmans uplifting primer. Yes that punishment is real, and some are worse. Death to the traitors!

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And pain!

**hlaine.larkin**

It's not something we encourage in the catachans, besides, hang a catachan and he would probably laugh off the pain!

**porkchop806**

if its not to late to join pvt Cole. Virgil Cole SIR!

**purplefood**

Great...
More people...
Not to spurn you or anything, join up on all accords but damn it is hard putting names into the background story...

**hlaine.larkin**

you don't have to incliude everyone, just people who feature heavily in the threads who have a persona to their character

**purplefood**

I've decided to have a few characters providing most of the view with the squads being in relation to them...
So the tankers will interact with each other and the Sentinels but rarely with the troopers whereas the Commissars will interact with the troopers and the tankers as well as the command element.
Also the next piece will be up at the start of next week due to several reasons... none of which involve drinking heavily...

**hlaine.larkin**

I'm a uni student, i can sympathise

and don't worry about it

the story is in your hands, you lead us on, all i mean is that being mentioned is a reward for being active enough here to have a developed character

**ineptus astartes**

Great idea but I don't quite understand how to "sign up."
Could someone give me en explanation?

**hlaine.larkin**

Of course

you say

'i would like to be part of this regiment' and then you give me your soldiers name, you can give him a back story if you like, but all i need is a name

**Noah da guardsmen**

Noah A. Cardenas Alpha platoon Plasma Gunner Sir!!!

**hlaine.larkin**

also, private virgil cole has been added to the roster

and lastly- i reccomend to EVERYONE the fantastic tales of our adventures thus far, see my signature, all written by our own regimental adjutant.

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Noah da guardsmen wrote:Noah A. Cardenas Alpha platoon Plasma Gunner Sir!!!

thank you for your eagerness trooper, we do not currently need a plasma gunner in alpha platoon however, but if you can handle a lasgun- or load an auto cannon, you are welcome!

**DarthLakey**

when ae we next being deployed?
and I think Lyzan Locrian has shizophrenia - the commisar should be notified.
(ha ha ha)

**Coolyo294**

Chikachika boomboom.

**Goddard**

Proivate Jenkins repoitin fa duty suh!