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**Great White**

Not done it. Because it's wrong to cheat.

Fall down a staircase or fall off a 2 story building?

**Private_Joker**

Staircase.

One $100 dollar hooker or one hundred $1 hookers?

**King Pariah**

one $100 hooker, I don't want to catch an STD again, got lucky that the one I got was curable.

Read Don Quixote de la Mancha or Count of Monte Cristo?

**purplefood**

Don Quixote

Would you rather fight:
A horse sized duck or a duck sized horse?

**moom241**

Duck sized horse. *Punt* Done. Horses are very strong comparative to size.

Would you rather have a pet pegasus, or a pet brontasaurus.

**prototype_X**

Pegasus

If this was the matrix would you want to be woken up?

**Private_Joker**

Hell no, I have enough problems with machines at home.

In a war which would you rather strength in numbers or strength in quality?

**prototype_X**

Numbers Quantity has a quality all of its own (paraphrasing)

Live in constant fear of the police, FBI, M16, CIA and DCMs. But have money (not too much but enough to be comfortable)

OR

LIve free, but dirt por

**rockerbikie**

Live in constant fear of the police, FBI, M16, CIA and DCMs. But have money (not too much but enough to be comfortable)
A Good Absolute Monarchy or a disorganised Corrupt Republic?

**MrMerlin**

The monarchy for me. If the king turned ad, you could start a rebellion an kill him.

Be a WW2 german soldier being held captive in Siberia

or

Be an American soldier charging up the beaches on D-Day?

**Private_Joker**

D-Day, at least there you would have a chance.

Assinate Winston Churchill

or

Be Hitler's personal maid/pool boy?

**Sonophos**

EDit Ninja'd.

You have the floor.

**MrMerlin**

Hitlers pool boy. I would set up a nice "accident".....

....drink a gallon of blue GW paint (you pay for it)

or

.....eat a pound of greenstuff (you also pay for that)

**Private_Joker**

Sonophos wrote:Hitler's Pool boy

Eva was hot and I wouldn't change the result of the war.

would you rather be a Russian nihilist or a Frech dadaist?

EDIT: I was also just ninja'd

Ummm greenstuff, cause I like lettuce.

Eva was a tad bonkers.

Batman or Superman?

**MrMerlin**

Batman is way cooler!

repeat my last question:

....drink a gallon of blue GW paint (you pay for it)

or

.....eat a pound of greenstuff (you also pay for that)

**Private_Joker**

Wait did you just ninja the ninja?

**Sonophos**

Blue paint it isn't so poisonous.

Would you rather be locked in a room for two days with nothing but the:

Twilight saga or a 12 Sullen poetic Emo Kids.

**Sonophos**

Private_Joker wrote:Wait did you just ninja the ninja?

No you Ninja'd me ninjaing the ninja. heehee

**Private_Joker**

Lets settle this with a shurikan duel?

12 emo kids, so I can paint the walls with their blood....BLOOD FOR THE*cough* ahem sorry about that.

Ford or Holden?

**Trondheim**

Forb because my dad owns a Mustang

Would you rather go to the Phillipines or the Cook Islands?

**MrMerlin**

Philipines, I've already been to the cook islands (but tbh, i was only 6 years old....)

....be a character form Star wars

or

a character from The lord of the rings?

**Trondheim**

Lord Of the Rings ( Star Wars was never a gig hit with me, too littel grimdark!)

Arawen

or

Eowyn

**MrMerlin**

Eowyn for sure

be frodo or sam?

**Poppabear**

Sam. "PO-TA-TOs!"

Would you rather...

Eat chicken wings your whole life. (Nothing else, cetp liquids)
Eat fried bread your whole life. (Same as above)

**MrMerlin**

bread for sure. I know what goes into chicken wings! (ugh!)

...Be the boss, but everyone hates you

or be the least important sucker in maintainance, but everyone in the company loves you?

**moom241**

Definitely the beloved schlub. I'd be the wise janitor who can fix any problems.

Would you rather fight a spider the size of a grizzly bear, or 2 grizzly bears?

**King Pariah**

Spider the size of a grizzly. I'd let gravity and it's own mass do all the work for me, bwahahahahaha!

Would you rather live the life of Che Guevara or Mithridates Eupator?

**Supreme Kai**

Che Guevara

Would you rather be blind or paralyised from the neck down.

**Samus_aran115**

Paralyzed, so I could still watch pron

Would you rather be killed by insurgents in afghanistan or vietnam?

**Great White**

Vietnam. Better a jungle than a desert.

Get in a fight with Chuck Liddell or Anderson Silva.