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I'm in the UK (we don't have the abuse problems the US has) so I'll go with Naked through the prison (preferrably a women's prison).

Wipe Apple from the face of the Earth

or

Wipe Microsoft from the face of the Earth

Apple, they suck more

No more alkohol for the rest of your life

or

no more music for the rest of your life?

I'm already tea total.

No more politicians

or

no more lawyers

Damn, thats a tough one.... but I'd say get rid of the politicians, they do more damage.


.....Visit France or GB?

If I can skip the north and head straight for the south then France.

Give nukes to

North Korea

or

Iran

Iran, they nearly have it anyway.....

Would you rather

be from India or Indonesia?

India

Travel round the world by

bike

or

baloon

what kind of bike? If you mean motorcycles I'll choose them, if not baloons

Would you rather drink whisky or wine?

If it's the Good stuff then Whishy if not then Wine. But I am tea total most of the time.

Herpes

or

Syphillis

Herpes.....

die in a fire or die of thirst in a stuck elevator?

Die in a fire, its much quicker and it won't result in me aeting capet from the floor

Get stoned to death (not the drugs)

or

Get Impaled

stoned, I hope its over quicker.

.....go diving or climbing?

Diving, love the water, hate heights.

Be trapped in a house full of snakes or a house full of spiders?

House full of snake, spiders are just, spiders.

Have your name changed to a family members choice

or

Have your friends names changed

Friend's name.
Have a complete expense paid, whatever and wherever you want vacation with whoever you want, no consequences whatsoever for 1 month but never vacation again
or
Have 1 week of paid vacation to wherever per year. (you dont get to choose who with and there are consequences to your actions)

1 week forever

....be extemely bored

Or have extremely much to do?

ooo tough one. I'll go with Busy. Time goes quicker.

Would you rather spiritually possess (Step into them and take control)

A world leader for a day

or

A world famous Actor/singer for a week.

Actors/Singers have much more fun, but as a World leader I could change some wrongs that are going on, and send a few million bucks to my real adress

Would you rather

spend one night locked in a wardrobe together with Justin Bieber

or

pay me 500€?

No amount money is worth loosing my ability to hear. So here is your 500


Move in with me


or

Be my minion at work

oo, tough one..... what do you work?

Would you rather walk the most vicious dog on earth

or

be locked in the bathroom with the five most vicious cats on earth?

I work in a store that sells hunting equipment and such, but only for one more month. After that I am unemployed

The dog, cats taste funny

Horus

or Heresy

HERESY

Morgan Freeman

or

Batman

That's a tricky one...
both in my opinion very likeable characters..
Okay, Morgan Freeman, because there are less
mocking comics about him .

Would you rather do a big pile of dishes, or carry the garbage out through the rain?

S.

The rain, Because I can sing.

Have to wear one outfit forever or have to change outfits every hour?

Have to wear one outfit forever, because I'm lazy.

Would you rather be a chicken or a penguin?



S.

A chicken (the hours are better).

Would you rather be shot in the foot with a

Bullet

or

Arrow?

Arrow, sounds more heroic.


Would you rather be Link or Mario?


S.

Link

Fight A Ninja or a Zombie Octopus?

Zombie octopus (just for the sake of curiosity)

Low paid job with enjoyment and good conditions

or

High paid crappy job with an awful boss.

High paid crappy job with an awful boss. So I can save up and afford to do the low paid stuff (sorry for working my way around that one).

Would you rather be angry all the time (with consequences) or be sad all the time (with the consequences)?

S.