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2012/10/14 01:11:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I use a ship from the Golden Age of Technology to destroy not just the Planet Killer, but your entire fleet. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/14 01:31:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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My hill.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/10/14 07:23:04
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I pop up from under the ground and drag Castiel kicking and screaming into an underground grave.
MY hill.
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2012/10/14 07:50:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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Yay, I've created a thread that's now over 10 pages long! I'm awesome! So therefore my hill. Now to get another 300 pages and I can be better than the creater of "Beat this unit!"
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2012/10/14 23:36:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Assault Kommando
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i take the mind of Roberto the homicidal robot and place it inside a Titan with a massive stabbing knife and allow it to go crazy on the hill.
my hill.
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2012/10/15 01:51:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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An Inquisitor who owes me a few favors comes to PURGE the Titan for technoheresy of Artificial Intelligence.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/15 07:43:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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My Necrons gauss the inquisitor to death. My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/15 09:42:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I switch on a big electromagnet. MY hill.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/10/15 09:56:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Yuri uses a Psychic Dominator to take the hill, but then I nuke him to hell. My radioactive hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/15 17:40:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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MY Necrons blast all resistance off the hill. Oh, and are impervious to radiation, it seems. I walk up with my radiation suit to claim...
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/15 20:11:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I'm the emperor, and I come back to life and roflstomp you off my hill.
Radiation? I'm the emperor, gosh darn it!
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2012/10/15 21:57:55
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I give the Emperor poisoned cake. My hill.
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2012/10/16 01:30:02
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I activate a fast acting poison gas in the general hill area, then descend to the hill by airship.
My hill.
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DC:80+S+++GM+B++IPw40k08++D++A+++/hWD346R++T(M)DM+ Successful trades with Tweems, Polonius, Porkuslime, Mark94656, TheCupcakeCowboy, MarshalMathis, and Hahnjoelo
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2012/10/16 10:18:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Behind you
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I ignite the airship gases, and make an elaborate underground maze and bunker inside the hill, my hill.
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2012/10/16 10:22:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I deploy Stealth Fighters armed with bunker busters. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 10:27:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Behind you
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I blast them out of the air using an electromagnetic pulse, then encase the hill with a coating of razor sharp obsidian.
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2012/10/16 10:31:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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A B-52 drops a MOAB over the hill. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 12:24:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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While you look for somewhere to land your B52, I take posession of my hill.
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2012/10/16 12:26:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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You get overrun by Paladin Tanks with Commanche support. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 12:33:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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My hidden Jagdtigers and Flakpanzers saw you coming. My hill.
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2012/10/16 12:38:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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They are destroyed by an A-10 strike. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/16 18:41:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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My battery of Hydra Flak Tanks shoot down your A-10s. My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/16 22:52:27
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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My squadron of Leman Russ Vanquishers snipe your Hydras.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/16 23:17:51
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Another A-10 strike destroys your tanks. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 02:56:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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Rising gas prices permanently ground your A-10 planes. I ride my pet dinosaur to the top of the hill.
My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/10/17 02:57:55
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2012/10/17 09:17:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Congress authorizes wartime spending, allowing B-52s to carpet bomb the hill. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/17 18:01:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Because of said wartime spending, I sic my F-35s on your B-52s, and use their air support to claim...
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/17 18:19:04
Subject: King of the Hill
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Nasty Nob
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I do an investigative report on the enormous cost to the taxpayer that your F-35 program is incurring and publish it. A fierce debate over the military budget erupts and the streets fill with protestors. Eventually your political allies are voted out of office when the opposing party's campaign platform promises smarter spending and they begin their term with military cutbacks that phase the F-35s out of the air force. Without air support you flee from my army of attack hedgehogs. I parachute down and plant my flag into the hill.
My hill
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2012/10/17 19:19:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Nicely done.
But, then again, that's what backdoor lobbying is for. They convince congress and the people that hedgehogs are an invasive species, and must be dealt with extreme prejudice. They air-drop specialized K-9 dogs to kill hedgehogs.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/17 22:35:22
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I spray the hill with Dog-B-Gone. My hill.
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