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2012/10/17 23:20:56
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Nuclear strike. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/18 19:01:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Radiation-resistant Tyranids, controlled by moi, take...
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/18 21:49:58
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Exterminatus! My hill.
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(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.
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2012/10/18 22:05:46
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Sparkly vampires converge on the hill from all directions.
No one wants it now.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/10/19 04:59:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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I stake all the sparkly vampires. Then I spray the hill with napalm (just to get all the sparklies cleansed).
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/19 05:39:04
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Look there! You missed a spot. My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/19 09:10:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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As a Warhammer Vampire, I arrive with an undead army and kill everything including the sparkling wannabe vampires. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/19 13:23:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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As a Warhammer Vampire Hunter, I arrive with an army of Vampire-hating zealots and kill everything.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/19 14:01:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I rise from the grave and lead your own dead against you. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/19 14:05:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I ride into battle on the back of a giant tortoise.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/19 14:09:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I use blood magic to kill the tortoise. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/19 14:30:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I ride into battle on the back of an angry Khornate turtle that's immune to all magic.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/19 14:37:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I unleash a sustained artillery barrage from multiple Earthshaker emplacements. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/19 14:43:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Deep striking tortoises teleport next to your artillery and destroy it. Again, I ride triumphantly to the hill on the back of my magnificent tortoise steed.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/19 16:01:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Gyrocopter squadrons clear the hill in minutes with steam cannons, making gallons of delicious turtle soup. My hill.
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2012/10/19 16:05:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Linho, Sintra
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I teleport the hill into my battle barge. My hill.
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2012/10/19 16:56:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I teleport an elite force of Terminator Tortoises into your battle barge and capture it.
My Battle Barge with a hill inside.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/19 17:36:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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What you don't realise is that they're actually mine-turtles.
My hill, now in outerspace.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/10/20 05:44:27
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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SPACE TORTOISES!!!
(internet cookie to whoever gets the reference)
My Hill in space.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/20 06:12:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Blood Raven allies steal- *AHEM* recover the hill.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/10/20 07:18:32
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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In space, no one can hear you scream. My hill. (soon to burn up on re-entry.
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2012/10/20 15:21:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Tortoises in space suits recover the hill before it can burn up on re-entry and place it in the hold of a Galapagos Tortoise-Class battlecruiser.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/20 15:54:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A team of Warp Spiders warpo-es into your ship and steals the dirt from the hill. They warp back to my supreme Craftworld.
My hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/10/21 02:55:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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An entire armada of Aldebra Giant Tortoise-class megacruisers annihilate your craftworld. Using the twisted wraithbone, I construct a new hill on a nearby world.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/21 05:59:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I retcon your hill using terribad policies and make a new, expensive hill out of tar and the hopes and dreams of children.
My hill
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/10/21 07:34:02
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Santa puts you on the naughty list. My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/21 09:33:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I invade Sana's grotto, put him to death and claim all the presents for myself. My hill, now with presents.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/10/21 14:45:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Specialized winter warfare tortoises paradrop into Santa Grotto and gun you down.
My hill with presents and a grotto.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/10/21 15:14:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Except mineturtles. While strapping them into their winter gear they explode, killing all of the tortoises and you.
My hill.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/10/21 15:16:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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EOD tortoises defuse all the mineturtles while tortoise commandos repel in through your window and shoot you up.
My hill.
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