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2011/04/25 03:36:34
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/may-21-2011-judgment-day_n_804166.html
Bad news, Dakkanauts. May 21st is Judgment Day.
Make these last few weeks count!
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2011/04/25 03:42:17
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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I'm a bit skeptical.
Then again, I'm Jewish, so Jesus is a figure of veneration to other people, and like all such figures, it's best for me to be polite about him.
I do not hate those who love Jesus. I just think it's a bit odd to make a judgement day.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/04/25 03:48:13
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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It is said that the day of judgement will happen when no one suspects it. If we suspect it will happen then it won't. So as long as we're all paranoid about the end times, the end times will never get here!
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2011/04/25 03:52:43
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Rapture huh?
Good.
Less people breathing my air.
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2011/04/25 03:56:13
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
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halonachos wrote:It is said that the day of judgement will happen when no one suspects it. If we suspect it will happen then it won't. So as long as we're all paranoid about the end times, the end times will never get here!
Exactly! we must be always aware and wary! as soon as we let up bam, we get nuked from orbit. it's the only way to be sure....
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/04/25 04:01:36
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Mathew 25:13
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Proverbs 18:2
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2011/04/25 04:24:07
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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...Well,this put's a damper on my summer vacation plans..
...At least tell me we're going to get some zombies first.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2011/04/25 04:35:47
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Solahma
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Chowderhead wrote:Then again, I'm a teenager on the internet, so Jesus is a cosmic zombie that you bible thumpers worship.
Fixed that for you?
Also, I'm pretty sure you've been warned before for this kind of thing. Did the lesson not stick?
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2011/04/25 04:48:00
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Manchu wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Then again, I'm a teenager on the internet, so Jesus is a cosmic zombie that you bible thumpers worship.
Fixed that for you?
Also, I'm pretty sure you've been warned before for this kind of thing. Did the lesson not stick?
What's wrong. Is it assuming all Christians are "Bible Thumpers" or something?
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2011/04/25 04:50:15
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Solahma
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Exactly. Representing oneself as utterly ignorant of the beliefs of others is not against the rules. Representing the beliefs of others in an insulting way is against the rules.
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2011/04/25 05:06:48
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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A rabbit in a disney movie made out of bibles is against the rules?
Or is it a Vietnam era grenade launcher made out of bibles? I don't readily know.
But back to the topic at hand, we all need to take turns on watch. By watch I mean believing that the rapture is going to happen during that time, I'll gladly take the time from the first day of October of 2011 to the first day of January of 2012.
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2011/04/25 05:29:26
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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halonachos wrote:A rabbit in a disney movie made out of bibles is against the rules?
Or is it a Vietnam era grenade launcher made out of bibles? I don't readily know.
Maybe it's a device that the Fremen use to attract Shai Hulud... made of Bibles.
There are billboards of this all over the place in California, and I believe I saw one or two out in Chicago. Has anyone else noticed this?
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W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2011/04/25 05:37:39
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Solahma
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No but it could be a perception filter.
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2011/04/25 05:40:14
Subject: Re:Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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When you're out driving around, keep your eyes peeled for this:
Nice of them to let us know, huh? Wouldn't want Judgment Day to creep up on me and not have a present for the wife. I still haven't lived it down from last year.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/04/25 06:33:43
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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If god does come it's gonna be a Holy mess. Oh wait, I'm thinking about the wrong thing huh?
Edit: I love "The Bible guarantees it" Seal of Approval
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/25 06:35:45
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2011/04/25 06:45:38
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Lady of the Lake
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What an interesting means to promote an unheard of radio station...
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2011/04/25 06:46:08
Subject: Re:Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I am eagerly awaiting it. Finally "Those People" will be cleared out of here and the rest of us can have a good time without them constantly trying to legislate fun out of existence.
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2011/04/25 06:48:04
Subject: Re:Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wouldn't it be badass if the end of the world was like that game 'The End'?
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2011/04/25 06:54:28
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Don't people realise they have already been judged and cast down into the fires of hell?
How else can you explain Michael Bay being able to make 3 Transformers "movies"?
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2011/04/25 08:15:16
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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I wonder what happens when May 21st comes and goes....
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2011/04/25 08:22:21
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Wolfun wrote:I wonder what happens when May 21st comes and goes....
But it won't! Didn't you read the sign?!?!
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2011/04/25 08:26:22
Subject: Re:Might as well max out those credit cards!
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Monster Rain wrote:When you're out driving around, keep your eyes peeled for this:
Nice of them to let us know, huh? Wouldn't want Judgment Day to creep up on me and not have a present for the wife. I still haven't lived it down from last year.
We have one of these stupid things on Elm Street in Manchester. The other night I was driving past it and it prompted me to guesstimate how many times Judgment Day has been predicted over the past two thousand years.
Didn't Jesus say that some of the people he was talking to in person would still be alive when it came? Wouldn't that tend to indicate that maybe it's not coming?
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2011/04/25 08:27:25
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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hehehe
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2011/04/25 08:32:24
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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I'd like to know how they calculated it.
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2011/04/25 08:34:03
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Phototoxin wrote:I'd like to know how they calculated it.
Darts into a calendar...
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/04/25 08:35:06
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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I'd actually be curious as well.
Doesn't it seem spectacularly arrogant, as well, to presume special knowledge after what must literally be thousands of prior false predictions?
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2011/04/25 08:49:48
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mannahnin wrote:I'd actually be curious as well.
Doesn't it seem spectacularly arrogant, as well, to presume special knowledge after what must literally be thousands of prior false predictions?
Crazy > arrogance sometimes.
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/04/25 08:57:21
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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Well, this particular kind of person has to study the Bible intensely; so they must be aware of earlier predictions.
I don't think you can just write him (and all these people passing on the message) off as crazy quite that simply.
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2011/04/25 09:00:15
Subject: Might as well max out those credit cards!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mannahnin wrote:Well, this particular kind of person has to study the Bible intensely; so they must be aware of earlier predictions.
I don't think you can just write him (and all these people passing on the message) off as crazy quite that simply.
to say that X/X/X is the the end of the world, period, goes beyond just wrong, imho.
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/04/25 09:04:12
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Lady of the Lake
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Not really though. World has to end sometime. Either by war, lack of resources, pollution, sun dying etc. Just not for a fair bit yet. Will probably still be around after humanity is gone as well.
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