Gork and Mork

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**bob the heretic**

Many races hail their own Gods and we know that most of them exist, what Gods are they of, and where they live. Orks known as a very violent and ermmmm how can I say it...Not that smart race have alot of chants and quotes "For Gork and Mork"
My question is do these Gods actually exist?
Have the Eldar or the Imperium fined any traces of them or seen perhaps some weird green angel that represents them?
Where are they, warp maybe?
What are they the Gods of?
If they are not real anybody has any ideas how the ork began to hail them or did it just pop out in their heads the way they think red goes faster.
Also we hear how Eldar and the Imperium fear the rise of the Chaos and Star Gods, and we see how Chaos fears the rise of the Eldar and Star Gods....Any fear for Gork and Mork riseing to power?

**Melissia**

Yes, they exist. They are created by the psychic emanations of Orks, the most populous race in the galaxy by far.

Eldar probably know of them;,the Eldar gods probably fought them occasionally.

Anywhere they damned well want to be.

Mork is the Ork god of hitting 'em hard when they ain't lookin', and Gork is the Ork god of hittin' 'em harder when they are. Mork is brutally cunning, while Gork is cunningly brutal.

Gork and Mork have already rose to power. They ARE in power, doing whatever they damned well want as invulnerable gods of the most numerous and arguably most powerful race in the galaxy.

**sexiest_hero**

They are two of If not The most powerful beings in the warp. Their codex even says they can never be defeated, and they laugh off the attacks of other gods. Old fluff has then tripping and pounding on the other gods like Nurgle for fun. Orks arn't stupid, they are straight forward thinking. They were smart enough to Almost defect the Emperor of man kind in combat.

**Uhlan**

Imho...

All the 'gods' are manifestations of psychic energy created by the different races after those energies reach a specific critical mass. Some of the gods worshipped by one race may, in fact, be the god of another disguised by culture. Those manifestations may or may not exist without the knowledge of those that created or presently worship it.

Even the Emperor of mankind, according to some fluff, was created in this way. Though, in that case it was by design.

Therefore, the gods are representative of the race or aspect that spawns it taken to the nth degree. Considering the nature of the Orks, Gork and Mork are very powerful indeed. Though, as is common with the race itself, it is rare if not impossible to focus that power all at once. Much to the relief of the other gods and their corresponding worshippers.

**Dashofpepper**

Gork and Mork's creation was actually of Necron Design.

The Deceiver cut off two of his fingers and named them Gork and Mork.

He also cut off his phallic Godhood - he named it Mephiston. Some cultures call it Chuck Norris.

**Uhlan**

Dashofpepper wrote:Gork and Mork's creation was actually of Necron Design.

The Deceiver cut off two of his fingers and named them Gork and Mork.

He also cut off his phallic Godhood - he named it Mephiston. Some cultures call it Chuck Norris.

**JSK-Fox**

It's hard to beat gods who are the manifestations of kill and more kill when all the race that worships them does IS kill.

**bob the heretic**

Uhlan wrote:Imho...
All the 'gods' are manifestations of psychic energy created by the different races after those energies reach a specific critical mass. Some of the gods worshipped by one race may, in fact, be the god of another disguised by culture. Those manifestations may or may not exist without the knowledge of those that created or presently worship it.
Even the Emperor of mankind, according to some fluff, was created in this way. Though, in that case it was by design.

Are you saying if I could get enough people to begin hailing something that can.... make he best lemons in the world. After a while a God will rise and make the best lemons?

**Leigen_Zero**

The problem with the ork gods is they are as likely to duff each other over as they are to duff over other gods.