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2011/05/16 13:47:58
Subject: If you had a personal slow motion moment.......
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/05/16 21:54:42
Subject: If you had a personal slow motion moment.......
I heard this over one of my Pandora stations as I was doing a 12 mile ruck march competition. Running up a hill with 50lbs on your back has never been so EPIC!!
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.
Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads! 
Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them.