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2011/05/16 20:40:48
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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http://www.japanprobe.com/2011/05/12/monkeys-use-stone-tools-to-crush-nuts/
Between this, the Zombie Apocalypse, and the Rise Of The Machines™, I don't know which way to turn.
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2011/05/16 20:42:41
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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dakkadakka, the only place stuff like this can be found and actual defense plans inplenmented.
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/sneekygreenman] |
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2011/05/16 20:46:19
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Kilkrazy wrote:http://www.japanprobe.com/2011/05/12/monkeys-use-stone-tools-to-crush-nuts/
Between this, the Zombie Apocalypse, and the Rise Of The Machines™, I don't know which way to turn.
Texas. We eat zombies, its too hot for monkeys, and we don't cotton to no high falutin machinery round these parts.
Alternatively, I for one welcome our new Zombie monkey power armored overlords and am sure room can be made for you in the new order once the Dachshundtime comes upon us all.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/16 20:50:32
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Damn Damn Damn Damn!
I thought we had more time! May 21 is coming, fast!
*Grabs Shotgun* I'll see you all soon. I'm off to kill some Zeds and monkeys with chainsaws.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/05/16 20:50:49
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Not long now...
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2011/05/16 20:52:05
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Is it bad i am hoping for the apocalypse to hit before next Monday so i can dodge my English exam?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/16 21:17:57
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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By Darwin's reckoning, Yoichi must get a lot of monkey broads.
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2011/05/16 21:19:31
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Stoic Grail Knight
Houston, Texas
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I see you nut crushing monkey with rock, and raise you THIS!
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Daemons- 
Bretonnia- 
Orcs n' Goblins-  |
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2011/05/16 22:38:52
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Fixture of Dakka
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ShivanAngel wrote:I see you nut crushing monkey with rock, and raise you THIS!
Well his nuts are safe. but what if he goes for a head shot?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/05/17 00:37:55
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/17 00:43:08
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2011/05/17 02:14:03
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Well his nuts are safe. but what if he goes for a head shot?
Then it's a 50/50 ain't it?
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2011/05/17 02:14:57
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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SOFDC wrote:Well his nuts are safe. but what if he goes for a head shot?
Then it's a 50/50 ain't it?
No.
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2011/05/17 02:18:11
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/17 02:20:50
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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I think we're okay, guys. They've been using projectile weapons (read: coconuts) for centuries now, and they still haven't caught up.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2011/05/17 02:23:18
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Huh, I thought it was poo.
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/17 02:24:12
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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It is the end times.
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2011/05/17 02:42:52
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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FM Ninja 048 wrote:Not long now...
UNLCE ANDROSS!!!!!
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/05/17 02:53:51
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Hey! Somebody has to take over after we blow ourselves up.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2011/05/17 03:17:20
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Frazzled wrote:
Alternatively, I for one welcome our new Zombie monkey power armored overlords....
Too late, your Zombie monkey power armoured overlord has already had two terms in office which expired in Jan '09.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2011/05/17 04:04:09
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Beast of Nurgle
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Well, not only being a texan, but an avid resident evil(biohazard) fand, beating every game without dying, I anticipate this and have high hopes
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Noh hwan eez loyal!
Everyhwan eez heretic! |
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2011/05/17 04:17:46
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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DickBandit wrote:UNLCE ANDROSS!!!!!
Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!
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2011/05/17 12:06:57
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Fixture of Dakka
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/05/17 23:25:48
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Orlanth wrote:Frazzled wrote:
Alternatively, I for one welcome our new Zombie monkey power armored overlords....
Too late, your Zombie monkey power armoured overlord has already had two terms in office which expired in Jan '09.
Now uhhhhh... we just, uh, get, ummm, the Zombie.
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2011/05/18 12:42:00
Subject: Re:Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Drew_Riggio
Norway
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I read a Cracked article about animals a while back. It said that some types of primate already wage wars. Pretty weird.
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The God Emperor
He almost died and got put on life support for your sins.
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2011/05/19 21:48:04
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Monkey's have warred for awhile now.
They must be learning how to fight us someday.
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2011/05/19 21:48:48
Subject: Guys, we're in trouble now.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Either that or run an ice cream van.
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